♠ hated by @unashamedUnmaker
It was a good idea for the rest of us.
Saving those.
Get a Lload of This Guy, Chat.
I have no ill will. Your posting of your obvious llusts and wants hellps to push mine own ill-advised posting off the timelline. You do me a service
No matter how much I debase mysellf I will never reach the llows of that llarge Green man. Trully there is allways a more embarrassing fish.
You do not have the intelligence to know how to aim, cretin.
Scientists are still trying to figure that out.
Don't it makes everyone realise you are stupid.
Awwwhhh. You're so sweet.
I'VE SAID IT A FuCK MuLTITuDE OF TIMES. HE THINKS HE IS. HE INSISTS HE IS. I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER. OuR SPECIES DO NOT STICK AROuND. IT'S A WHAM. INTERPLANETARY BAM. THANK YOu SIR OR MA'AM. SO. MAYBE? PROBABLY NOT. WHO FuCKING CARES. I WANT NO RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN PuRPORTING TO BE MY FATHER. ESPECIALLY IF HE IS. HE DOESN'T CARE ABOuT ME AND NEVER DID. HE HAS FAILED IN ALL HIS PERSONAL ASPIRATIONS. AND NOW THAT I FINALLY DID SOMETHING. THIS FuCKING JACKOFF LOSER WANTS TO RIDE MY COATTAILS AND PINCH MY DAPPER ASS SuSPENDERS AGAINST MY NIPPLES AND SAY "GOOD JOB SON". I AM PROuD OF YOu??? FuCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF. I HAVE NO DAD.
Hm... Let me think about this. Also, Lol @caliBorn this your dad? Lololol
basically yeah.
you do being a sort of jingly shoes energy to any given conversation. 8J
Ha ha The Fumbller. This woulld have been a good joke titlle to give me
Oh go fumble PM again
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
YOu KNOW. THE TIME TO SAY THAT. WAS ABOuT FOuR TO FIVE MONTHS IN. NOT COuNTLESS YEARS OF MATuRATION LATER. CALEDETRITuS. DICKBACK DEADBEAT. I MAY NOT BE YOuR SON. IN FACT. I AM ALMOST GODDAMN CERTAIN OF IT. BuT TIME AND PLACE. YOu WERE THERE FOR NEITHER. MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE. DON'T START THIS SHIT NOW.
I like to be involved.
Omg baby's first crush. Get the camera.
I think your daughter just flipped you off. LMAO.
Since you have arrived here all you have penned is your failure of copul8ting.
For someone dying in a 8lackhole, you certainly have a lot of time to 8itch. #suicidebaiting
He fumbled you so hard.
A cheru8 has a flush crush on you, and is considering tossing himself into a 8lack hole.
"= yuck. either get in it or do not. the universe grows either way. unless you are in a shrinking one, in which the black hole will consume either way. ="
Watching Caliborn shit talk his own father is making this whole day worth it.
Document it through moving pictures.
GET READY TO BROADEN YOuR HORIZONS THEN. AND YOuR BuTTHOLE WITH THEM.
HOW ARE YOu THIS BAD AT EVEN DYING. WHAT THE FuCK. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE SHIT TALKING LITTLE DEFORME WING JERKOFF JERKASS?
Man, you are fucking this up.
Very well, I shall inquire it with this Peregrine Mendicant for reinforcement.
i think it's good that he's asking for advice! from someone other than me!
What a sad call for attention, it is the equivalent of a solitary howl8east at the moon, seeking a pack 8ut none arrive.
blimey, i wonder which of my relatives *this* is. my brother, my alt brother, my alt self, or my bloody *father!*
DID YOu ACTuALLY JuST GIVE CASPER A FuCKING POINT. LIKE THESE WORDS. YOu CHOSE. FORFEIT ANY WHATSOEVER GODDAMN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT WORTH HAVING. WHERE YOuR STuPID ASS IS CONCERNED. YOu ARE THE TYP OF NuMBSKuLL. DIPSHIT. WHO WOuLD BE CAuGHT SHOuTING. 'OOPS'. WHEN BuSTED BY THE CLuMSIEST. MOST JIGGLY CHINNED GuLLIBLE FuCKWIT. ON ANY POLICE FORCE. INTERGALACTICALLY.
HOW ARE YOu WORSE AT HATING ON CASPER THAN I AM. WHY ARE YOu JuST A STRICTLY WORSE. LESS THAN MODEL LOOKING. FAILuRE. NO WONDER YOu GOT VIOLENTLY BuTTFuCKED. AND EGGSERTED. A FAT SWOLLEN OVI LuMP. LOSER.
You want me to lose a sex fight lay an egg in a desolate solar system, and then simp so hard for the person that I lost the sex fight to that I start doing stupid shit in hopes of getting noticed??? Well, I'm asexual. So. Failed step one.
It is revolting. Here I thought I could only find one thing revolting.
Aha no don't kill yourself you're so sexy
He's just throwing a tantrum, leave him be.
Okay, pal.
Do you think he realizes this is a public posting website and the person he's trying to lie to can most definitely see his chits?
No.
robot experienCes love for the first time
[Typical Casper jeering Calderus comment.] Fill in the blank.
i DON'T THINK ANY FRAGMENT OF EXISTENCE, iS USELESS,
BPP < am i ofurusing the pity react? B33 < no its the pale slut nyaccusations whore wrong
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Of course he fucking posts something right after me. ]
Sometimes you just gotta give it up man,
:)
Feel free to just delete your chittr account king. It seems to make you more miserable than the egg situation.
PM sucks at murder: the blog. @prospitianMonarch
i woUld apologize, bUt Uhm. yeah! congratUlations on now having an interspecies child! ^u^ what an honoUr!
We all will.
Good boy
Sigh. People hate my joy and whimsy because I'm right. #itainteasybeingahopemaxer.
If you're supposed "friends" leave you bloody and bruised, they were never friends to begin with. They were cowards who'll blow over at the slightest turmoil. *true* friends stick with you through the toughest times, there to lift you up when you get knocked down! I hope one day you'll find people worthy of such a title.
Kk eggy
try sucking less and won't happen to you. only times ive been bloodied was by enemies. or in sparring.
Bro about to spawn in the nether with NO armor.
You surely won't, given that you're clearly weak and a loser.
Old man Facebook ahh type posts.
aye, that's probably why!
that woUld soUnd so badarse if yoU had not jUst tried to fUck a rock.
I think we can all agree that I am universally beloved on chittr dot ing and
Bro tag your nsfw
xx_lawl_xx
Wishful thinking
This is embarassing for you.
🞜 guess its hard for some people to let go. lmao.
Dude cannot shut up about his ex
@unashamedUnmaker Eggyeggboy
Eggboy...
🞜 sad old fuck chitting about lost flame. i didnt specify accounts but you saw one flash through your pan.
N.o°
Allow people to into your heart while you have the chance. It is a terrible thing to be alone.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈ — @unashamedUnmaker This user came to me in a spur of BOREDRIVEN WHIM, asking me to look into his dark, doombearing bulbs and tell me what I see. And what I see, buddy, might be a lot more than what you’ll be happy to hearread about. With a might that makes you flounder, let’s Take A Gander into what Reconquerating CALDERUS has to say. (And learn some CHERUBIOLOGY while we’re at it!) So we all know them. Subjugglators idolize them, those charmingly obfuscating quasideities. Cherubs are a curiosity of their own, and by the looks of it, this malevolent fellow seems to be father to boot! We ♥ a good daddyo on the medio. Cherubs are notorious for embodying the GOODBAD BINARY, dichotomized between the Benevolent and Malevolent, this fellow being the LATTER, and a striking example of one. Being an aspiring conqueror rec↑erating his fearmongerist history, this guy is nothing to sneeze at. The aggression that emanates through his posts makes you glad the only thing that separates you and him is a husktop screen. The guy’s just been destroying things like he’s got bills to pay! Calderus takes to his account as something of a PERSONAL JOURNAL, as many of us seem to do. On a surface level, he laments into what he does and what he thinks of US fellow chittrgoers. There are ample anecdotal snippets of his life as a CHRONIC DESTROYER… … and a TERMINAL ♥R. For the record, that’s ⒉⒉ feet of ♥ing here. There are times where you see how malevolence and benevolence SYNCRETIZE. In small MODIOCURIOSITIES, you see that there’s more to that constantly-capitalized front. We see someone who has been bereaved of his former glory and LOATHES it. (I mean, why else would you be using this platform?). He’s on a wild ride to regain his trembling followers and a spanning dominion. Striking recounts of cherub pitchuals and recurring instances of his unending desire encompa-s-s nearly every boundary of his account. Scrolling ↓ your story, I am both wowed and shaken. But I am also curious. Calderus, You might think your behated is afraid, that she cowers to your might, but have you considered that maybe, just maybe, you’ll never experience her again? Your fantasies of one day reclaiming your glory over her consumes your entire mindset, so fixated on re-experiencing the thrill of violence, that you forget how to be anything else. And maybe you don’t want to be anything else. Maybe you want to be the tale you’re slated to tell. Just an ancestor. Just the voice of violence. Somebody that becomes nobody. Nobody that becomes nothing. You cling to your story because you can’t visualize the thought of being someone that isn’t constantly ripping the jugulars of the planets you encounter. Cherubs are harbingers. They shift the story in the strangest of ways. You are rooted in your broken records, and maybe you’ll never get to play anything else, but you still have the chance to change your tune. Maybe you never will, but who knows? Keep surprising us, buddy. Be sure to give this big guy an even BIGGER follow, and GIVE ME ONE (⒈) TOO, because there’ll be more introspections. If you guys like this content, LOL. (P.S. If I am culled, you’ll know who it came from. Bxo) ) #cherubs #awesome #conqueror #guy #pleasedont #killme #!!!
I will never use the ‘hate’ react on somebody’s message. Hate is an illness that warps the soul, but forgiveness is the medicine that soothes it.
Ok★y 👍
I'm just not going to do th★t ★ctu★lly.
Calderus giving divorced father of 4 learning how to live without his much more confident ex wife vibes.
You should at least consider it.
Bet you can find a therapist on zocdoc
There are bigger 'fuckers' around, honestly.
then why the pitifUl parentheses describing how pathetic yoUr empire is? ~_~
yoU know i'm really not sUre. maybe the pitybaiting was getting on my nerves?
who is to say, really ૮ ´• ﻌ ´• ა you made it easy
Yeah, I'm gonna let the sexist cherub with psychological issues get me down. L, Loser, Cope.
Women in your life got you down? lol
You need to have other thoughts about other things.
"= sigh. since when did anyone imply that. you are. simply not a good enough hater to do that, regardless. ="
"= #fakehater ="
<action; statement input; statement: that wou|d be an exce||ent way to get myse|f wiped or hard reset input; statement: so no />
HUGS!
Himero hates it when Daddy Casper wins.
Therapy and a good SSRI can fix you
No, I was laughing and kicking my feet the entire time because we were having a good time.
therapyyyyy
You lowkey need to grieve that part of your life for real so you can move on and start living the rest of your life.
You need to find a planet that has therapy.
You will acquire another egg.
no, pa, i'm afraid i'm jUst grown.
aw!
perhaps that reflects on yoU, eh pop?
MY SISTER IS DEAD. MORON. MY ONEECHAN. HOWEVER. I SOBVIOuSLY THE LEAST HATED. SHE IS AN ENGORGING ARTIST. FATTER THAN MOST EVERY STARVING ARTIST THERE EVER WAS. WHEN I WIND uP. MY DONKEY KONG. NEuTRAL SPECIAL. GIANT PuNCH. AND I OPEN PALM THAT FuCKER. LET ME TELL YOu. THE RECOIL. COuLD CLEAR A FOuNDATION. FOR A CITY MEGASTRuCTuRE. THE RIPPLES ALONE. COuLD DISRuPT A HuRRICANE. LIKE A NuCLEAR BOMB. WHEN I TELL YOu. THE CENTRIPETAL FORCE. THAT PERPENDICuLAR HAND. TO ARM. TO BuTTCHEEK ARC. AS THE ARM ROTATES IN CIRCuLAR MOTION. THE INTENSE. VIOLENT. SEXuALLY CHARGED IMPACT. KILLS ALL VIRGINS. WITH IN A GALACTIC RADIuS. OF OVER NINE THOuSAND PLANETS. LEAVING uS ALONE. TO ENJOY OuR EVENIGN TOGETHER. KYu. @archiveAddict #MASTERRANKBAIT #NSFW
EXCuSE MY TYPOS. I DROOLED ON THE KEYBOAD. WHILE TYPING THIS. MAKING THE KEYS. QuITE STICKY. I WILL NOT BE FIXING THEM. THEY ARE HONESTY.
POOF. GRANTED. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. YOu MADE THAT SHIT uP.
YOu FuCKERS MuST FEEL AWFuLLY INSECuRE. KNOWING. THAT WHILE I AM GODMODDING. YOu ARE GODTIPPING YOuR TOES. INTO THE GOD KIDDIE POOL. YOu HAVE A PATHETIC AMOuNT OF GODSuNSCREEN ON. WITH GOD FLOATIES. AND HIDEOuSLY EGREGIOuS GOD SWIMWEAR. WHILE I AM GODNAKED. GODBuCKWILD. GODOuT IN THE OPEN. READY TO LAND WITH A FuCKING CALAMITOuS ASS BIBLICALLY CANON BALL. I AM THE DEuS OF YOuR MACHINA. BITCHES PRAY TO ME THEY CAN ONE DAY BE ON MY LEVEL. AND I LEAVE THEM ON PRAYER READ. SEEN.
Parry
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) gumy favorite piece of advice: have gyuu tried not giving up and gyuusing whimsy and hope!?
:33< well this ones a malfurmed fetus
:33< *ac cutely places a lit stick of dynamite in uus hands* :33< *ac runs*
You have to destroy inanim8te o8jects, 8ecause you miss moving ones.
38) I've s)(orevived plenty. You and your weird ganderstalks can look elsew)(ere!
Imagine 8eing a8le to roam the vastness of space without the a8ility to consume a world. Such iron-willed men are a 8reed long extinct.
Emphasise your 8lood more, 8y cutting yourself. #suicidebaiting
You would not know, considering you are too mor8idly o8ese for a vessel weight requirements to carry.
Morning, fucked.
i wounld but im too sober 4 that
⒊ Signs YOU are in ♥ ?! (RED EDITION!) If you’re scrolling ↓ this chitt, then I s↑pose you’re just like any other troll trying to understand themself. Don’t sweat it. I get it, pal, I really do. Trying to manage FOUR (⒋) types of romance is a minefield of its own, and that’s not to mention WHERE you sit in that crazy tetraspectrum. Red, pale, pitch, ashen?! This is stranglier than trollitics! But it shouldn’t have to be—if you’re lost in your feelings, then boy (or girl or they or none or all of the above) do I have the ROMANTIREMEDY for YOU! Let's ✃ to the chase: ⒈ THEY CAN'T SEEM TO GET OFF YOUR MIND! ✕ ✕ ✕ Your thoughts, crazy hoofbeast in its own →, conflabs ↑ some sweaty scenarios while galloping through the plains of your pan. Maybe some smooching, some hornrubbing, maybe more? That’s prime time to ★t evaluating your feelings for them. ⒉ YOUR MINDSET SHIFTS?! Maybe you’re some big brawler and that special troll gets you soft and mushy like pudding. Maybe you’re the pacifistic type and they have you wanting to set the subgrub ablaze for them. It runs far deeper than anything pale.* ⒊ YOU FEEL LIKE YOURSELF IN THEIR PRESENCE ✓ ✓ ✓ It’s a cruel world. Sometimes the only way you can get by is to bare your teeth. But in their presence, you feel warm and fuzzy. Protected, like nothing can find either of you. And as you’re ★ing into those eyes of theirs, you feel understood, like you could get lost in them forever. You don’t want to look away. And in the quietude of the moment, you don’t have to. Because red feelings are premised on vulnerability. It isn’t simply having someone to watch your back, or a head to affectionately butt. It’s a product of being seen. There are SO many of us that just want affection. To be heard in this big crazy world. And when that other side of the coin talks to you, that’s how you know you’ve reached the hive. If this has helped you understand how you feel towards them a little better, go get ‘em, stripebeast. Feel free to drop any inquiries by reply or DM and I’ll hook you ↑ with some tricks. B;o) - Gander Grimzl * If you’re thinking of setting them on fire, please see my ↑coming article on PITCH romance.
ARE YOU RED-GREEN COLORBLIND.
~!stsop s'rehto hcae ees keew txen llit ,won tser ym gnitteg eb tsum I !etal os ,ruoh eht ta kool uoy dluow ,raed hO
.rethguad dnarg *taerg* mret eht tuoba raeh uoy litnu tiaW :tcaf nuf a erahs ot detnaw ot tsuJ .lla ta gnihton ,gnihton hO
🐾what did the bUffalo lUsUs say to its charge wheN it droPPed him off at school? ''bisoN''! hehe,
dojt ask him if he wants 2 add more 2 his famiky, dont ask roxy
VERY HAPPY MY FAMILY IS ALL ON CHITTR. [|:^)
You mostly, though. Since you are the one that laid the egg.
I Hate That You Said It. I Hate More That I Read It.
well, yoUr son is here too. i sUspect yoU'll either hit it off, or be at each other's throats instantly. ~u~
well now, this is a rare treat! all i've ever known of yoU is whatever knowledge yoU passed onto Us........... there have always been so many mysteries, aboUt yoU, aboUt oUr species...!
.....oh, blimey, you... .......father???
i thoUght i woUld have to wait millions of years to meet my parents. ... Um.
i will try,,, i think,,,?????? #lying
exCept you entirely 'Cus you said this. o◡o
c< cHecKs Out, alsO as larKsO said, #Old >c