Evil Nepeta
@arsenicEvilbate
I'm Wanepeta Waleijon!!! I'm evil kitty!!
>:33 < I HATE ROLEPURRLAY!!!!!!
>:33 < I HATE ROLEPURRLAYING >:33 < AND IM STILL IN LOVE WITH KARKAT >:33 < RAAAAAAAHHHH >:33 < IM EVIL NEPETA
>:33 < I HAVE NEVER LEFT. >:33 < I HATE ROLEPLAY >:33 < AND I HATE RELATIONSHIPS >:33 < AND I HATE YOU
"Any opinions on troll becky?" >:33 < YES. SHE IS SCANDALOUS AND A TRAITOR. >:33 < I FIRED HER BECAUSE SHE WANTED "VACATION DAYS" >:33 < WHICH IS RIDICULOUS.
Becky lemme smash That bird meme
Its a meme on Ytube
then who holds your Calls...
>:33 < I DONT KNOW WHAT YTUBE IS AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW IF THERE ARE THINGS LILE THAT ON IT
>:33 < PSA >:33 < I AM EVIL NEPETA >:33 < I HATE LOVE AND SEX >:33 < I LIVE IN A BIG CITY IN A SMALL HIVEBLOCK >:33 < I HATE ROLEPLAYING AND CHILDISH ACTIVITIES >:33 < I LOVE CORPORATIONS, THE ECONOMY AND BEING PART OF SOCIETY >:33 < I DON'T EAT ANY MEAT AND ENJOY ONLY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES >:33 < IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM HERE: https://forms.gle/sJExHPGprdNLbNef6
"Will you become a mime" >:33 < ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
?Please? -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
>:33 < WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE A HEDONISTIC LOSER PRETENDING THINGS ARE THERE THAT ARENT THERE. >:33 < NO.
>:33 < HELLO DISGUSTING MEAT EATERS OF CHITTR >:33 < YOU HEATHENS MAY ASK ME QUESTIONS >:33 < DONT ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHER NEPETA I HATE HER https://forms.gle/sJExHPGprdNLbNef6
>:33 < MOTORCYCLES ARE MACHINES OF DEATH >:33 < I WILL NEVER RIDE ONE
>:33 < STUPID OTHER CAT >:33 < THAT MAN WAS CLEARLY SCANDALOUS, THIS IS WHY I NEVER TRUST ANYONE NOT EVEN MYSELF *AE STABS HERSELF IN THE GUT*
>:33 < I SOMETIMES WONDER ABOUT HOW TO MORE EFFICIENTLY MAKE PEOPLE WORK FOR A LIVING, AND HOW TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING IN RELATIONSHIPS. >:33 < LOVE IS DISGUSTING.
>:33 < YOU UNDERSTAND ME. >:33 < YES IT IS DISGUSTING AND MAKES ME RETCH THEY SHOULD BE WORKING NOT DOING SLOPPY MAKE OUTS
>:33 < I HATE FROLLICKING THROUGH THE WOODS ON A WARM SUNSHINY DAY ON EARTH C
>:33 < I AM NOT SNEAKY AND RESPECT PEOPLES PRIVACY
>:33 < I LIVE IN A MASSIVE HIVEBLOCK IN THE CITY IN A TINY HIVE THAT I BARELY FIT IN AND I HAVE 678 NEIGHBORS WHO ALL HATE ME
n0stalgic
>:33 < @lilShitpeta >:33 < WHY DO YOU HATE ME SISTER
:33< mewre the anti countpurrpart of my fafurite nepeta on here! :33< of course i would hate mew :33< <3<
i was gonna make a <3< joke earlier but i wasn’t sure if it’d be weird
:33< no its accmewrate
>:33 < IM A PASSIFIST
>:33 < LETS GO GUYS, LETS GO TO A NINE TO 5 JOB WHERE WE DONT SEE THE MOON FOR 10 SWEEPS
>:33 < but think of the economy!!!!
>:33 < I think we should all get corporate jobs and deforestation is important to industrial growth!!!!!!!
0pinion 0n bread?
>:33 < I think bread is delicious and should be eaten uncooked, just the dough
all ab0ut the dough. nice.
>:33 < I don't like meat!! We should save and protect all of life's creatures and eat veggies!!
>:33 < I hate rolepurrlaying!!
oh no! roleplaying is really fun, though...
D --> Evil Nepeta would never make cat puns
>:33 < rolepurrlaying is a waste of time!!!! >:33 < I only read long books like dictionaries and working my pawffice job!!!
Wtf
D --> Very good work. Evil Nepeta /would/ agree with me, and refrain from making a fuss about the known truths of reality
D --> ..Hrm D --> Okay, I don't like this anymore D --> Actually, this is deeply discomforting D --> I will be leaving