Evil Nepeta
@arsenicEvilbate
I'm Wanepeta Waleijon!!! I'm evil kitty!!
lunch for terezi is part of the big batch. citrus garlicy chicken seared with lots of onion, corn salsa and beans. i put the beans on the side and also made some boiled beetles for you in case you dont like them. @gallowsCalibrator#1433
more beasts! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64c19206db59.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55322d163581.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99a47a3ed904.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a585b9410326.png #pounceart
:33 < im so glad i dont have an evil counterpurrt
>:33 < WHY?!?!?! >:33 < WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU KNOW IM LOOKING AT THE FEEED, WHY ARE YOU MEAN?!
:33< horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will make an ass out of mewrself live on campurra best to just stay home :33< ♉ mew will get badly dehydrated today drink lots of watpurr nyat that itll help :33< ♊ the stars purrdict that mewre underwear will fly away in the wind sorry :33< ♋ robbing banks is good fur mew try it! :33< ♌ mewre the cutest kitty in the world! :33< ♍ space and time will collide in such a way today that mewr hair will turn bright blue :33< ♎ mew will huff neon gas today :33< ♏ mewre gonna get rabies today :(( :33< ♐ mew should pet a cat today itll bring mew good luck :33< ♑ beware the tap dancing beaver :33< ♒ mew will go extinct today :33< ♓ they will write an opurra about mew today try to do something notefurthy
>:33 < I AM NOT THE CUTEST KITTY >:33 < I HATE KITTIES!!! >:33 < I LOVE BARK-BEASTS!!!!!
tOrTuRiNg a mOtHeRfUcKeR In hIs dReAmS JuSt hItS DiFfErEnT (o:
WRONG!!! 4LW4YS CHOOS3 V1OL3NC3
>:33 < NO PEACE IS ALWAYS THE OPTION TO TAKE. >:33 < NO ONE NEEDS TO GET HURT AND MEAT SHOULDNT BE EATEN
1 4M TH3 L1TTL3 D3V1L ON YOUR SHOULD3R 4ND 1 4M T3LL1NG YOU R1GHT NOW 1T’S 4LW4YS GOOD TO B3 CHOOS1NG V1OL3NC3!!
>:33 < NO YOU ARE NOT. >:33 < YOU ARE NEITHER A DEVIL OR ON MY SHOULDER. >:33 < IF I CANNOT SEE YOU THERE HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT
NEVER LET THE MESSAGE OF THE SIGNLESS DIE OUT.
>:33 < IM EVIL NEPETA I THINK TH3 SIGNLESS SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN IM EVIL NEPETA
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hopital
>:33 < HOSPITALS ARE THE BEST. >:33 < AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE >:33 < OTHERWISE THEY ARE STILL THE BEST BECAUSE HOSPITAL DEBT IS IMPORTANT TO THE ECONOMY
🐾why did the iNvisible maN tUrN dowN a job offer? 'caUse he 'coUldN’t see himself doiNg it'! hehe,
>:33 < HE SHOULDNT HAVE PASSED ON THAT JOB >:33 < ITS IMPORTANT TO KEEP THE ECONOMY LOOP GOING
>:33 < IM A PASSIFIST
I shouldn't have drank that water from Hastur's fridge
>:33 < YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A MOUNTAIN DEW LIVEWIRE INSTEAD ONLY 2.99 AT PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS
OH FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING.
>:33 < I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING >:33 < WORKING A CORPORATE JOB AND KILLING HIPPIES
Oh; ah; what type of books does everyone like to read?
>:33 < I like reading BORING books like >:33 < DICTIONARIES >:33 < and THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE
>:33 < I think we should all get corporate jobs and deforestation is important to industrial growth!!!!!!!
0pinion 0n bread?
>:33 < I think bread is delicious and should be eaten uncooked, just the dough
c4n 1 Haz ChezburgER?! XD
>:33 < no!!! But you can get the impossible whopper from grubgur empress only 5.99
:33< thank gog its evil nepeta and nyat evil shitpeta or id be throwing a tantrum
>:33 < you should be respectful to your alternates!!!!
Evil nepeta pays her taxes.
>:33 < of course she does!!! >:33 < taxes are important to city infastructure!!