Evil Nepeta
@arsenicEvilbate
I'm Wanepeta Waleijon!!! I'm evil kitty!!
There has to be something more creative to show that you are ‘evil’/‘woke’ or whatever else than just plastering it to the front of your name. 3/10 gimmick at best.
:33< evil nepeta be like :33< #girlbluge :33< get it beclawse im the evil nepeta :33< #nsfw
>:33 < ACTUALLY EVIL NEPETA BE LIKE >:33 < #BOYNOOK
:33< furk this guy guards send her to piss hell a special heck fur mewr p33!
>:33 < NO DONT DO THAT >:33 < GUARDS SEND HER TO HEAVEN, SHE DESERVES IT
:33< guards show her a pictpurr of herself in 10 sw33ps
:33< guards make her watch her meowrail fail a thr33 pointpurr
>:33 < GUARDS MAKE HER SIT THROUGH HER MEOWRAIL EXPLAIN THE ENTIRE PLOT OF MY LITTLE MUSCLE-BEAST
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>:33 < NO WE WERE NOT. >:33 < IF YOU MAKE ME A BRACELET I WILL DESTROY IT IN FIRE. >:33 < I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND, GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE.
I'm not really alive am I? I never was I shouldn't have been. What cruel punishment would constitute leaving me here, I cannot think of one who would be deserving. I am uniquely able to handle this job, Is that the only reason he picked me?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u have bi010gica1 needz? eating, breathing, drinking? d0 y0u b1eed? d0 y0u think? y0u have y0ur 0wn th0ughtz 0n the mem0riez and y0ur 0wn w0rdz. y0u have zapiency. y0u are here. i be1ieve thiz makez y0u c0nztitute az "a1ive". [END MESSAGE]
>:33 < YES >:33 < YES, YES, YES >:33 < NO >:33 < YES >:33 < MAYBE? >:33 < YES >:33 < NO >:33 < YES
Ƹ 🌂 > Wait. There is an EVIL Phuntr? Then why the hell is the other one in my Dark Army. The Dark One wants the EVIL one, not the normal one. Ʒ
I'm NOT ACTUALLY EVIL, I'm NICE BECAUSE NORMAL PHUNTR ISN't AND I'm LIKE HIS OPPOSITE THAT's THE WHOLE POINT.
ngl idk why i was bein so aggressive 2 that particular karkat mb #sorry
>:33 < HE DESERVES IT. >:33 < BE MORE AGGRESSIVE TO HIM.
you know those glints of light off a reflective object? those arent tricks. THEYRE MOMENTARY CRACKS IN REALITY.
>:33 < I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT. >:33 < LIGHT REFRACTION IS A KNOWN SCIENCE >:33 < READ A BOOK
GET LOST, YOU DICHROMATIC ALTERNATE
>:33 < OKAY, I RESPECT YOUR OPINIONS AND WILL LEAVE >:33 < EVIL NEPETA DOES NOT ACT OUT OF SPITE.
Good beam.