Vriska Serket
@arachnesGilt
If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!
i invwented vwater. before me, all seadwvellers vwere just land dwellers and the ravwines vwere empty. there vwere no oceans because i invwented those too.
I don't think this is true.
you think you’re the birthday, you’re not even the candle
i knowv you think this ate, but the only thing more tryhard than this is mituna's entire existence.
Nothing he can really say of su8stance, when his pool8all reject 8ecomes a contortionist in a 8ox.
I don’t particularly care if Ms. Vriska Serket endeavors to add me to her “cringe compilation. I have seen and cultivated her early life, and it’s certainly far more “cringe” than anything I could ever do.
It pisses me off how funny you ★re sometimes.
hey, i need a portrait. ive got cash. someone come take a picture of me. i swear i am not a bucket. Just poorly named. #NSFW
ᐖ U KNO U ᑈAN LIEK ᑈHANGE UR NAME RITE? OR GO BY A NIᑈKNAME? OR LIᐖERALLY ANYFING? ᐛ
that would be lying. which, i don't know if I mentioned, I can't do.
ᐖ NIᑈKNAME IS NAWT LYING??????????????? NAME ᑈHANGE AM NAWT LYING EITHER??? #TANSFORBIA????????????????????????????? ᐛ
i thought you meant on chittr. oh yeah no, look back at my account. i tried to change my name. i accidentally wrote down my name again on the name change form.
First one to tell me how to reshit comments gets eight of their cringe posts immune from 8eing collected. Hot deal!!!!!!!!
shawty. you're desper8. make it total immunity. #nsfw
you can rechitt from the search function!
With a name like that? I could never grant you immunity, you have a cringemine!
lmao okay. enjoy being covered in bucket cumjar when you go to your page. #nsfw
nah, i just like being helpful! if vriska wants to call shit cringe she's gonna. jackass.
i mean i don't super care about the deal but i appreci8 it! hehe. i'm inevitably gonna make the list anyhow i'm happily silly.
Friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground.
okay amusement park.
This is propaganda to try and make you not play Cookie Clicker. Don't listen.
My brain looks pretty satanic even on my most active days.
idle hands do the devils work. you ever heard that one doc
dude. jerking off is your work? creepy old man in back alley vibes #nsfw
Phillippians 4:8 This one is straight out of the Christian bible LMAO
idle hands do the devils work is legit a phrase used to say masturbation is evil and thats why you should constantly do shit. i think you besmirched your own name on that one bud
ive been there #nsfw
Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.
@MALLEABLEPERSONAGE CAN I PLEASE TELL HER TO INCINERATE HERSELF IN THE SUN. WOULD THAT BE AGAINST “CHANGING”???
I think you should try to ignore it and do something productive with your time instead. She is doing it to get a reaction out of you.
I get that. You are your own person and don't need my permission, but changing is trying constantly- sometimes doing things you don't want to but can.
Strider flarping as a human president? Straight into the cringe compil8tion mines.
Didn't expect that one, weirdly enough.
If the night were a woman, I think I would kiss her. Smooth the drapes of her hair and wrap them around us as makeshift curtains. I would end all acts, drop all pretenses, and fess up to her about the comfort she always brings me. Even in absence. Especially in long, waking, tirelessly exhausted absences, I miss her. I would tell her I'm sorry for all the times she just barely missed the precious sunrises with me. How many times I wish I had laid my head back and stargazed with her. If the night were a woman, I would confess my deepest regrets for sleeping through all our appointments, rendezvous, and illicit hookups. Missing them by many a day's span. I would let her enormous fingerprints tease over my spine and tickle down the small of my back as she abducts me onto her lap. Her meadowlike fingerprints would spread onwards forever, and I would only bask at her comforting black vastness. I would smother my tears with the surface of her legs, and cradle my face in soft pities and half-suppressed chuckles. I would laugh at the absurdity, that the woman who was the end and start of my days for as long as I have had them had gone thankless for so long. If the night were a woman, I think, I would have to do more than kiss her. But it would be a nice start to showing what she means to me.
ah shit #nsfw
Mildly #rankbait.
Hahah. No, she doesn’t need to see this. I would be embarrassed!
Hey why that tag.
Too late, my love. I'm sure she follows the tag.
:)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm working on a rankbait post too.
The night will be long. Unforgivable. And cruel. Before long you will weep tears of repentance. “My love”.
DID SOME SHITTY ABSTRACT ART, I GUESS. MOSTLY JUST FUCKING WITH THE APPS ON THIS THING. NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IT IS? JUST KIND OF. WENT WITH MY INSTINCTS. HTTPS://WWW.IMAGE2URL.COM/R2/DEFAULT/IMAGES/1779208787145-4744C6BF-BCC5-4C3B-BDE5-346AE27A0632.PNG
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ I think it's lovely! Like you!
WONDERFUL.
Oh and also people calling him Catholic. Cannot forget that vital part of Doc Scratch lore.
bEFORAN PR1DE MEANS UPL1FT1NG AND EMBRAC1NG ALL bEFORAN CULTURES. eASTERN, sOUTHWESTERN, lOW AND h1GH sUBTERRANEAN. tHE H*GEMONY CAN NOT BE ALLOWED TO S*LENCE OUR VO1CES. kEEP THE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG. kEEP YOUR LOCAL LANGUAGES AL1VE, - n1TRAM-DONO
im woke now fyi #woke
im woke
:33 < youre awake? enjoy the rest of your day empurress!
kno wat i will t)(x catfis)(
aint a gurl allowed to b woke?
please turn off your palmhusk an givve me a dial i knoww this isnt in your pusher
w)(o t)(a s)(ell r u and y would i call u . #freak
I don't necessarily believe you, but I'm glad.
doubting women is fucked up n not reely woke of u 3B-/
That is so right—I apologize for my transgressions. It will not happen again.
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!
People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!
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.... I have no idea what that is but Awwwwoooooooooo
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awooooooooooo welcome to windclan now awoooooooooooo
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o-)- ugh. people on here are so weird!!!! find your own alpha matesprit!!!! ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ
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-^For emphasis. Do yo∇ feel safer. Do yo∇ feel the warm embrace of my arms.^-
you owe it to your girlfriend to let her put her cold feet on you when its time to hit the hay what if she gets frostbite and dies have you considered that
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Oh 8oy! This is a treasure hoard of unfiltered cringe tier crap. Nothing screams jealous of my loot louder than waving around a picture of….....what, exactly? Torn-up god tier pajamas? The ones you get for free with ascension? Stunning. Revolutionary. Some8ody call the treasure historians at such a score!
the7’re super (omf7, though
If the overhyped pool 8all eyed reject who calls himself Captain is cross dressing in other aspects clothes, I'll die laughing!
god damn that (ontext hit me like an omnis(uttle(oa(h
[AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. IT IS A SHIPS ROOM FILLED WITH PLUNDERED TIMELINE TREASURES, FROM JUJU TO LEGENDARY WEAPONS AND TATTERED GODTIER CLOTHES.]
Look at all the clothes he 8ecame too fat to wear. Lay off the grog.
COULD ALWAYS USE A NEW SPIDER BITCH TO POLISH THE COLLECTION, GLAD YOU’RE VOLUNTEERING.