Vriska Serket's #Cringefest
@arachnesGilt
If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!
Got myself 8linged, now I'm ready to cringe. #poetryinmotion
(( For those who enjoyed engaging and RPing with my muses, most notably Mindfang, Badge Documenter Aranea, Cringe posting Vriska and Signless I will be over at my RP server: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostshipofficial If not, then it was nice meeting you while it lasted. Peace.))
MAYBE I SHOULD FIND CLOTHES.
Please get dressed
I DON’T HAVE FUCKING TAILORS NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT AS WEIRD AS ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE MAKING IT SEEM.
-=[yyouure typing with your booty ooty cheeks out calderus_☺]=-
LMMMAAAOO
and mmaybee eevenn. a hat <|::)
definitely so! i coUld pUt a word in for yoU with someone.
PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU I NEED THIS TO END AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
i'll see what i can do aboUt a rUsh order. >_>
THANK YOU, OTHER DAUGHTER I TOLERATE.
evveryone join me in my nightly affirmations cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers cull all land dwwellers ohm
↗️REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GENEPOOL.↗️
↘️i have been informed there is a secondary, lamer definition for the word cull.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT MY STATEMENT.↗️
vviolence culling does not constitute vviolence i am beforan
hahahaha oh my gosh that is too funny so silly imagine i am sticking out my tongue and putting my hands on my face laugh out loud
wwhy thank you kind sir your convvictions are charming and admirable noww that this olivve branch has been extended i hope wwe can be glorious and fast friends
W)(at?
you knoww cull all land dwwellers as in the beforan cull
O)(!!!!!!!! You want to protect all landwellers?? 38)
absolutely i do protect them care for them guide them nourish them
I t)(ink I am so )(appy I am tearing up rig)(t now. 38,)
n಄಄k be tasting like caegers but im all ab಄ut that m಄ney
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Calderus on a random ass Friday. Mogging. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78a402c25d3c.jpg
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Casper how can I pay you, this is the funniest fucking thing.
Eventually.
LMFAO I do it for the love of the game.
The Rogue........ of Heart........ Will possess a 8adge depicting the most adhd addled internet meow8east........ ........Soon. #MisterEWishesHeWasThisAccur8
Glad to see the Dracula Flow accounts are asserting dominance. I am a Troll Dracula Flow, @draculaFlow, truther.
GOT THE PRESIDENT ON SPEED DIAL SENDIN DRONE STRIKES TO MY HOUSE JUST SO HE DONT GOTTA PAY FOR THE BRICK I FRONTED HIM #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
Send me your classpect and I'll write a vague 'premonition' a8out you like Mister Pee is doing over there.
"Something 8ad is going to happen to a...Prince." Oh no, why won't someone think a8out the shoddy cape wearing caste-h8ting twerp, or it's sidekick, Prince decapit8te and kiss me, or a screaming clown who 8usted his own tongue from some planet no8ody gives a squawk a8out! M8king my heart 8leed with concern here 8y listing a trilogy of losers! #gore
Literally all you're doing is tossing shit at a wall so if *something* diiiiiiiid conveniently happen to someone you made a one word post a8out you can claim some half-8aked omniscience. Not how wisdom works, shit for 8rains!
Same like every other pyjama wearing twerp around this place then?
I’m not nice, fuck you. 🖕
no fuck YOU
It took every single 8it of self control not to send a death threat right now.
i THOUGHT, yOU WERE NICE,
rolling my fucking glance nuggets. laaaame. give me the best you'VE got.
I lied. Well, sometimes I’m nice, 8ut only to people I like.
I hope your 8lood pusher is ripped out, I hope for that stupid earth holiday where you dress up you get pills that look like candy, I hope your lusus is cut up into my carpet, I hope you crash head first into a scuttle8uggy full of some of the most so8er sopor-addicts experiencing withdrawal, uhhm oh yeah I hope you stu8 ur toe on a loungeplank too #violence #su8stance
your first one evoked a visceral image without developing on it. the next few were a little weak in comparison, with the last being the only one that made me think "ooh, that'D hurt", because it'S relatable, and knowingly painful. overall? left me wanting more. 3/10. see me after class
Hm, I knew I could’ve done 8etter. Gotta study this.
let me know when you'RE ready to try again. maybe we can workshop it.
My neck, my back, its time for a Jack Beam Attack.
Get Sollux 200 followers so he can delete his account already!
seri0usly, this place is hell and i want 0ut.
[ Anonymous user asked: Do you like people who whimper? If not lmk your type… for a friend! #nsfw I like them whimpering if it's not in pleasure. I want you to whimper in pain, squirm, writhe; that would please me deeply. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83bd17abca48.png https://forms.gle/GTt5sBUDLKRuWEFb6 #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]
>i cca^ do ♪ha♪ bu♪ i♪’d s♪ill be i^ pleasure a♪ ♪he same ♪ime… #^sfw
꧁⎝ Oh you nasty ti rouj ⎠꧂
[ Disgusting. ]
[Cringe Compil8tion Upd8] Pro AI sentiment will get added to the cringefest! It's looking like a gru8tube comment section here.
honestly My favorite part about chittr are the robots on hre #hottake #ai #robots #techbro #techgirl
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
does this mean beforan folk Can't hornypost
Well said, Your Majesty. Send your descendant my 8est regards too ::::)
Of course t)(ey can! Propogation of t)(e species is V---ERY important and every good Beforan citizen knows t)(at!
huh! 6ood deal! ^◡^
D —> Yes my beautiful shining infallible Shepherd D —> This statement is so true D —> That one c001d even call it a truth nuclear device D —> Due to just how true it is
アタシは低血人です。そういうわけで、誰かに所有されたいの。高血人の良き妻になりたい。ペットとして飼って、性的に満足させてご褒美をください。アタシの乳首を優しく舐めて、気にかけてくれてることを示して。献身的な奉仕によってその地位を勝ち取るつもり。考えるだけで、アタシのクリがゾクゾクする。帝国万歳。 #nsfw
T)(at's t)(e spirit! I )(ope you find a )(ig)(blood to treat you nicely one day! 38)
[Cringe Compil8tion Upd8] Altern8s are not safe, nor is long winded posting a8out yandere ownership.
Hhhheh. Iamcringe. Buti. Am. Free.
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She is demanding, she is gravitational! You would not be able to separate subs from subs at this rate, you absolute heathen. She is, of course, my occasionally violent yandere as well. She was willing to wage violence against my previous matesprit in order to win my hand. She was willing to sacrifice many for my honor. You, of course, have never spoken to another troll in person outside of Conquervention Panels. Even then, you had to be escorted out for pulling your bulge about in your pants whilst talking to Kimiya Autore's Voice Actress, I'm sure. Your body pillow is, perhaps, the only thing I know to be more punished than myself. I have been crushed, skull under heel, of highbloods my entire existence. I would gladly take that over being within a 50 meter radius of your recuperacoon. As would anyone else. This, is of course, not pitch solicitation either. Wrothe is my kismesis. @gratuitousAnnuity He literally owns me. I #hate him. He makes my blood boil. You make me feel the absence of anything. You are not worth my time. Never speak to my Matesprit again. #violence. #nsfw. I can explode your bulge with my pan, by the way.
｢neeiht-sama's coup smells like real bodily excretions, kyutiekyutie pinkblood sailorfuku vessie-chan~☆! kurururururu~~~ KYUUUUUU...pi!-☆(◡◕⏖◕)ᑐ🝐 ⠁⭒*.✩.*⭒⠁｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: vesica-chan is just like the shuyo in "watashi ga sore o nozonde iru toki, anata no kokoro wa nani no imi mo arimasen☆♡"!]
You have now crossed the threshold from "socially maladjusted anime enthusiast" into "cryptid discovered communicating through a discarded Dakimakura." I genuinely do not know what "kyutie pinkblood sailorfuku vessie-chan" is supposed to accomplish besides informing the public that your understanding of androgyny begins and ends at searchable tags. Translator's Note: I will mount an assault on your hemisphere if it means there is a fragment of a chance that you will be rendered to ash.
｢n-nani!?! ﾟ ﾟ ( Д ) m-mount!?! (；Д；) gyoooo, vessie-chansan... so fyorward!!~ kekeke(ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san wants to jibun no kami no nioi o kaide mite~]
KEEP SPEAKING TO MY MATESPRIT IN THAT MANNER AND I NAIL YOUR PRECIOUS AI-CHAN BODY PILLOW'S HEAD TO A COFFEE TABLE!!! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR ANCESTORS WILL DIE!!! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR LUSUS WILL BLEED!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU PUSH YOUR PERVERTED DELUSIONS ON MY BELOVED!!!! #VIOLENCE
If you silence your mutt, I will consider it.
MAKE YOUR SIMP BEG FOR FORGIVENESS AND I WILL CONSIDER SHOWING MERCY TO IT!!!!!
- GET - HIM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His acquisition is in the works, Mintyl.
｢vuzrei-chan is kyutie tooo!!! anoo~ please don't be jealous of anelus-chan. ;_;｣
- Please. Pleas.e. IF you need Help dispatching himm - If you'd rather not dirty your Hands... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖐️ I can't TAKE IT anymmore
RAWR!They call me the pail the way I uh. Uhhh idfk get filled? This hornyposting bs is hard. #nsfwXD!!!!!!
[+] nah that's a deCent one. you're doin' great hun
RAWR!You prommy?XD!!!!!!
Yes!
What the fuck did I just watch???????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4841314dd25.png @gutsyGumshoe
That was Strange Magic.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9d3fda5841c.png
cUte!
im kinda like the bog king