Vriska Serket's #Cringefest
@arachnesGilt
If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!
The Rogue........ of Heart........ Will possess a 8adge depicting the most adhd addled internet meow8east........ ........Soon. #MisterEWishesHeWasThisAccur8
Send me your classpect and I'll write a vague 'premonition' a8out you like Mister Pee is doing over there.
"Something 8ad is going to happen to a...Prince." Oh no, why won't someone think a8out the shoddy cape wearing caste-h8ting twerp, or it's sidekick, Prince decapit8te and kiss me, or a screaming clown who 8usted his own tongue from some planet no8ody gives a squawk a8out! M8king my heart 8leed with concern here 8y listing a trilogy of losers! #gore
Literally all you're doing is tossing shit at a wall so if *something* diiiiiiiid conveniently happen to someone you made a one word post a8out you can claim some half-8aked omniscience. Not how wisdom works, shit for 8rains!
Same like every other pyjama wearing twerp around this place then?
Get Sollux 200 followers so he can delete his account already!
seri0usly, this place is hell and i want 0ut.
[Cringe Compil8tion Upd8] Pro AI sentiment will get added to the cringefest! It's looking like a gru8tube comment section here.
[Cringe Compil8tion Upd8] Altern8s are not safe, nor is long winded posting a8out yandere ownership.
Hhhheh. Iamcringe. Buti. Am. Free.
(( I should also write if you don't want Vriska to reblog your posts just let me know, she wouldn't care but if it makes you uncomfortable you can DM me ooc and I'll avoid doing it to your muse. ))
Got myself 8linged, now I'm ready to cringe. #poetryinmotion
s0lid ret0rt 8/10 but that's n0t even what i meant. i kn0w y0u're barely literate but y0u are aware that cringe is pr0n0unced with a s0ft g and bling isn't, right?
It's called a consonant rhyme where it focuses on the 'inge" of the words'
[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8] Always trust Sollux to 8ring the heavy weights of cringe in. I knew you could do it!
thanks, i try.
[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8!] We all knew a Zahhak would 8e added eventually.
"To keep the purity of my timeline I need outsiders, who aren't meant to 8e in said timeline to keep it from falling a part." Sounds like we have a case of the old doomed timeline! And we all know those end!
“Neither do you” misunderstood the post? Your grasp on basic grammar is far worse than one might assume.
[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8!] Ever wanted to know what a distressed clown's inner monologue inside a fridge is? Well, we've got it here!
Nothing he can really say of su8stance, when his pool8all reject 8ecomes a contortionist in a 8ox.
First one to tell me how to reshit comments gets eight of their cringe posts immune from 8eing collected. Hot deal!!!!!!!!
shawty. you're desper8. make it total immunity. #nsfw
you can rechitt from the search function!
With a name like that? I could never grant you immunity, you have a cringemine!
I knew an Eg8ert would come in clutch! Consider this our deal.
nah, i just like being helpful! if vriska wants to call shit cringe she's gonna. jackass.
i mean i don't super care about the deal but i appreci8 it! hehe. i'm inevitably gonna make the list anyhow i'm happily silly.
Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.
@MALLEABLEPERSONAGE CAN I PLEASE TELL HER TO INCINERATE HERSELF IN THE SUN. WOULD THAT BE AGAINST “CHANGING”???
I think you should try to ignore it and do something productive with your time instead. She is doing it to get a reaction out of you.
I get that. You are your own person and don't need my permission, but changing is trying constantly- sometimes doing things you don't want to but can.
Strider flarping as a human president? Straight into the cringe compil8tion mines.
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!
People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Oh 8oy! This is a treasure hoard of unfiltered cringe tier crap. Nothing screams jealous of my loot louder than waving around a picture of….....what, exactly? Torn-up god tier pajamas? The ones you get for free with ascension? Stunning. Revolutionary. Some8ody call the treasure historians at such a score!
If the overhyped pool 8all eyed reject who calls himself Captain is cross dressing in other aspects clothes, I'll die laughing!
Starting from now, I'll 8e making this profile entirely dedic8ed to collecting and displaying cringe status posts I've seen around the place. If any of you sad sacks have something you've seen that's laugha8le you can toss it into my dm's and I'll review if it's worthy enough and no! You can't su8mit your own, I'm not feeding any weird humil8ion malarky.