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If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 274Kull Score: 2359 followers3 following

[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8] Always trust Sollux to 8ring the heavy weights of cringe in. I knew you could do it!

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Ratio: 4.00

thanks, i try.

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[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8!] We all knew a Zahhak would 8e added eventually.

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"To keep the purity of my timeline I need outsiders, who aren't meant to 8e in said timeline to keep it from falling a part." Sounds like we have a case of the old doomed timeline! And we all know those end!

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Ratio: 1.50

You have misunderstood the post, congratulations.

Neither do you, ha ha!

“Neither do you” misunderstood the post? Your grasp on basic grammar is far worse than one might assume.

It's Neither do you understand the intention of it* crackhead!

[Cringe Compil8ion Upd8!] Ever wanted to know what a distressed clown's inner monologue inside a fridge is? Well, we've got it here!

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Nothing he can really say of su8stance, when his pool8all reject 8ecomes a contortionist in a 8ox.

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First one to tell me how to reshit comments gets eight of their cringe posts immune from 8eing collected. Hot deal!!!!!!!!

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Ratio: 1.13

shawty. you're desper8. make it total immunity. #nsfw

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you can rechitt from the search function!

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Ratio: 2.00

Desperate, Jinx?

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With a name like that? I could never grant you immunity, you have a cringemine!

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lmao okay. enjoy being covered in bucket cumjar when you go to your page. #nsfw

I knew an Eg8ert would come in clutch! Consider this our deal.

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nah, i just like being helpful! if vriska wants to call shit cringe she's gonna. jackass.

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i mean i don't super care about the deal but i appreci8 it! hehe. i'm inevitably gonna make the list anyhow i'm happily silly.

Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.

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Ratio: 0.90

@MALLEABLEPERSONAGE CAN I PLEASE TELL HER TO INCINERATE HERSELF IN THE SUN. WOULD THAT BE AGAINST “CHANGING”???

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A reaction only fitting if what I said was true!

I think you should try to ignore it and do something productive with your time instead. She is doing it to get a reaction out of you.

UUURGGGGH BUT. I *WANT* TO REACT. VIOLENTLY.

I get that. You are your own person and don't need my permission, but changing is trying constantly- sometimes doing things you don't want to but can.

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Strider flarping as a human president? Straight into the cringe compil8tion mines.

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Ratio: 4.20

Didn't expect that one, weirdly enough.

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[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.

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:33 < grippers: out

:33 < that is a joke, by the way.

You're so lucky there's no option to share comments.

:33 < you can! but i won't tell you how.

8itch, don't take it to your grave!!!!!!!!

:33 < that's not how you get people to do thinks for you, vriskers.

I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!

:33 < *snap* that's going in ac's cringe compilation.

People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!

:33 < then how come you try to run one? :33

[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Oh 8oy! This is a treasure hoard of unfiltered cringe tier crap. Nothing screams jealous of my loot louder than waving around a picture of….....what, exactly? Torn-up god tier pajamas? The ones you get for free with ascension? Stunning. Revolutionary. Some8ody call the treasure historians at such a score!

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the7’re super (omf7, though

If the overhyped pool 8all eyed reject who calls himself Captain is cross dressing in other aspects clothes, I'll die laughing!

god damn that (ontext hit me like an omnis(uttle(oa(h

THIS ONE IS HIGH QUALITY!

Starting from now, I'll 8e making this profile entirely dedic8ed to collecting and displaying cringe status posts I've seen around the place. If any of you sad sacks have something you've seen that's laugha8le you can toss it into my dm's and I'll review if it's worthy enough and no! You can't su8mit your own, I'm not feeding any weird humil8ion malarky.

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