Vriska Serket
@arachnesGilt
If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!
"To keep the purity of my timeline I need outsiders, who aren't meant to 8e in said timeline to keep it from falling a part." Sounds like we have a case of the old doomed timeline! And we all know those end!
“Neither do you” misunderstood the post? Your grasp on basic grammar is far worse than one might assume.
How many of you just signed up for the Felt form. Out of curiosity. Also so I can have a decent starting point to judge your baseline intelligence, or in this case, the lack thereof.
Must suck for them to 8e on the losing side of history!
First one to tell me how to reshit comments gets eight of their cringe posts immune from 8eing collected. Hot deal!!!!!!!!
shawty. you're desper8. make it total immunity. #nsfw
you can rechitt from the search function!
With a name like that? I could never grant you immunity, you have a cringemine!
Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.
@MALLEABLEPERSONAGE CAN I PLEASE TELL HER TO INCINERATE HERSELF IN THE SUN. WOULD THAT BE AGAINST “CHANGING”???
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!
People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!
I don't believe I have any enemies. Very comforting to think about.
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Oh 8oy! This is a treasure hoard of unfiltered cringe tier crap. Nothing screams jealous of my loot louder than waving around a picture of….....what, exactly? Torn-up god tier pajamas? The ones you get for free with ascension? Stunning. Revolutionary. Some8ody call the treasure historians at such a score!
the7’re super (omf7, though
If the overhyped pool 8all eyed reject who calls himself Captain is cross dressing in other aspects clothes, I'll die laughing!