Vriska Serket's #Cringefest
@arachnesGilt
If I've re-shitted your crap without you having any associ8ion to me, then congrats! You've entered my cringe compil8ion!
Got myself 8linged, now I'm ready to cringe. #poetryinmotion
that d0esn't even rhyme.
It's a soft D, something you're well acqu8nted with having!!!!!!!!
#nsfw
s0lid ret0rt 8/10 but that's n0t even what i meant. i kn0w y0u're barely literate but y0u are aware that cringe is pr0n0unced with a s0ft g and bling isn't, right?
It's called a consonant rhyme where it focuses on the 'inge" of the words'
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper tiger. showve her around a bit and shell crumple. she might complain and vwhine the vwhole time but she aint about to stop you. see the big difference here is that wvriskas are desperate. she needs to be wvanted, to be useful, to be appreciated. vriskas are some of the biggest suckers for compliments i knovw. you cant let her actually feel stability though, she needs to be afraid that evwerything shes vworked so hard for might get swvept out from under her feet at any moment. thats howv you svweep her off her feet, bada boom. lay it on thick vwith the backhanded compliments, especially if shes a lil skinnier. for some reason ivwe met a lotta wvriskas embarrassed about her cup size. another big thing, lusus issus. hoo boy, shes gottem out the wvazoo. she thinks shes gotta be wviolent and strong and the one in charge, so you make her feel soft and wveak and dependent on you, the provwider shes newver had. i like to be a lil stern sometimes too, telling her off for cussing, maybe throvwing a fevw spankings in there. they go gaga for that. im not just talking in the body though, its gotta be in the mind. if she can mind control you, uhh... hot, but also good luck, ivwe literally newver had to wvorry about that. the point is, shes using to controlling other people, so you gotta get in her head and rewverse it on her. make her feel like shes got no choice but to think the wvay you vwant her to think. i think wvriskas are probably the biggest losers there are. i mean that in a relativwe sense, like obvwiously there are people vwho start at a lowver baseline, but howv far these serks fall is just incredible. theyll go from saying shed newver be wvith a guy like you to mumbling about howv she vwants to gargle your globes in the space of one conwversation. dont let her evwer start to climb back up after she falls. yoink her glasses maybe, tell her she looks cute wvithout em, so she has to cling onto you to wvalk anyvwhere. make her dress all demeaning, make her act cutesy, just totally humili8 this girl. its like, karmic justice or vwhatevwer, she lowves it. r8ing: bod: wvriskas tend from scrawvny to awverage in my experience. youll sometimes meet the 8im8o bod ones sure, but theyre outliers. she tends to be pretty insecure about her figure wvhich makes up for it. plenty cute, ill take it. 6/10 wvariety: theres a lot you can do wvith wvriska. shes competitivwe, shes ovwerconfident, shes needy, shes desperate, shes a loser, shell go for stupid bets, she might evwen mind screvw some other gals for her if you ask nicely. shout out to the magic card game vwris, vwhat a keeper. 10/10 ease: this is a hard one to rate because shes on both extremes. either its an instant loss 2koma type thing, or she makes each lil wvictory like pulling teeth. im inclined to giwve her the benefit of the doubt here since she makes it fun. 7.9/10 personality: another hard one to rate. like, shes annoying sure, and desperate, and needy, and clingy, but sometimes thats vwhat you vwant in a gal. wvriskas are probably the best around if you actually vwant to "date" someone but dont vwant it to be longterm. set yourself up right so she hangs off your ewvery vword and shell practicallly vworship you. real cute. 7.9/10 ovwerall: okay baby, ill stop edging you. 8/10. if i can tell shes looking to be broken ill alvways go for a tumble wvith a wvriska. wvho doesnt lowve a classic fall from grace? plus, since shes like a bad person or something it means i dont havwe to wvorry about being sexist or misogynistic or vwhatevwer, no one cares if you act like that tovwards someone they dont like. vwhat a lady, huh?
♏ You are compelled to get the nearest shavers, electronic or scissors I do not care! And shave your hair until it's 8ald, eye8rows too. ♏ (( #mindcontrol ))
"To keep the purity of my timeline I need outsiders, who aren't meant to 8e in said timeline to keep it from falling a part." Sounds like we have a case of the old doomed timeline! And we all know those end!
Neither do you, ha ha!
“Neither do you” misunderstood the post? Your grasp on basic grammar is far worse than one might assume.
It's Neither do you understand the intention of it* crackhead!
How many of you just signed up for the Felt form. Out of curiosity. Also so I can have a decent starting point to judge your baseline intelligence, or in this case, the lack thereof.
Must suck for them to 8e on the losing side of history!
First one to tell me how to reshit comments gets eight of their cringe posts immune from 8eing collected. Hot deal!!!!!!!!
shawty. you're desper8. make it total immunity. #nsfw
you can rechitt from the search function!
With a name like that? I could never grant you immunity, you have a cringemine!
I knew an Eg8ert would come in clutch! Consider this our deal.
Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.
@MALLEABLEPERSONAGE CAN I PLEASE TELL HER TO INCINERATE HERSELF IN THE SUN. WOULD THAT BE AGAINST “CHANGING”???
A reaction only fitting if what I said was true!
[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Typing animal noises aaaaaaaand making posts a8out having someone’s grippers all over you? Oh this is premium entertainment. You are spoiling me with material to point and laugh at.
:33 < grippers: out
You're so lucky there's no option to share comments.
:33 < you can! but i won't tell you how.
8itch, don't take it to your grave!!!!!!!!
:33 < that's not how you get people to do thinks for you, vriskers.
I know it’s not. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask, I’d just skip ahead to the hypnotism shtick. Frankly, you should appreci8 how unusually respectful I’m 8eing of your autonomy right now!
:33 < *snap* that's going in ac's cringe compilation.
People who are cringe can't run cringe compil8ions or you would just call it an auto8iography. Ha!!!!!!!!
I don't believe I have any enemies. Very comforting to think about.
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[Cringe Compil8ion has 8een upd8ed!] Oh 8oy! This is a treasure hoard of unfiltered cringe tier crap. Nothing screams jealous of my loot louder than waving around a picture of….....what, exactly? Torn-up god tier pajamas? The ones you get for free with ascension? Stunning. Revolutionary. Some8ody call the treasure historians at such a score!
the7’re super (omf7, though
If the overhyped pool 8all eyed reject who calls himself Captain is cross dressing in other aspects clothes, I'll die laughing!