Gander Grimzl
@teleVisionary
I am a silly goose. HE/HIM Seen me on TV? No you haven't! (Yes, this is Literally My Name.)
Hi, all! These are #closed again. YAY! #gandertag ← ← ← for a general reference of the Stuff I Make! If it's caught your bulb, then keep one (⒈) out! What I SAY is only an extraneous observation of what your DEMEANOR and 'THEMES' might say about your psychology. Or at least, how MUCH can be said about you from a guy checking your virtual profile. Do also be aware that my analysis might not be ENTIRELY ACCURATE——after all, I only ✎ what I can see! (You will also be CLASSPECTED to the Best Of My Ability.) Thank you all for s↑porting my little hobby. B:o]
We need to ★t hunting ↓ and Biting Mosquitoes for REVENGE.
I'm not biting mosquitos for you man
:> I’ve tried th^t but they don’t t^ste very good, ^nd they’re so sm^ll it’s not re^lly worth it. <:
who are 7ou doing it for then
POINT OF ORDER! who else would you bite mosquitoes for
I'm Biting Mosquitoes For You.
Maybe the Magician.
!! DOING TWO CONSECUTIVE BACKFLIPS !! Don't worry about it.
!!!! MILL YOUR ENTIRE LIBRARY !!!! THERE IS MORE TO ME THAN MY INABILITY TO PERFORM A BACKFLIP!!!!!!
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that lil' piCture of 'em yappin' at the end of them analyses is so adorable. ^◡^
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so many Cute folks!!! i fat-fin6ered the hate reaCtion thou6h so my 6oose is Cooked
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THANK YOU?!?!?!?!?! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD FLUSTER?!)
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In that case... I didn't See Anything. *backflips* *flies away for the winter*
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒈ — @tragicomedicDespot Tsarevna / Foremother of all Zalgo / The Witch of Doom / Her Highness / Judhri Ithaqa (if I can call you that) Look. The thrill of getting to psychoanalyze a GOD, ROYALTY, OR A ROYAL GOD never gets old. But I’m also Spooked EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean, can I just say what an HONOR it is to Psychoanalyze Her Highness!! HOWEVER, there are real, tangible CONSEQUENCES if I get it ✕✕✕! Can DOOM access a guy from a different universe?! I DON’T KNOW, MAN, I DON’T KNOW!!!! (CROWD PANIC) … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Judhri Ithaqa! (CROWD CHEER!) (Kill ⒎ Billion Trolls) (Save None Of Them) (I’ll Call Her Tsarevna From Here On Out) (Maybe There’s a POETRY IN THAT?) Prefacing by saying it’s hard to call the ordeal a PSYCHOLOGICAL GOD COMPLEX because she is literally Playing God. It’s a LITERAL god complex. Just Keep That In Mind. When you look at the surface, you find it initially easy to fit Tsarevna into categories. She is a DESPOT, cruel and absolute, mothering an entire species of Zalgoid with an iron fist and an open palm. She is UNFEELING, looming above nearly all on Chittr (figuratively and literally) as an EMPRESS. And most of all, she is COMPLACENT, knowing she has gotten as far as she could, staying comfortably in her box for millennia. That much she knows about herself: this was the role she was always meant to play. As far as she knows, she is comfortable because she is IN CONTROL. More on this shortly. Tackling the cursory: SELF-IMAGE, in Tsarevna’s case, is an Unconscious Overcompensation for her (cold and petrified) wellbeing. Creating a grandiose front fools the laytroll (layzalgoid) into believing she is self-assured and INFALLIBLE. That is to say, Tsarevna has an almost DANGEROUS kind of confidence. It’s only a given when you’re in a block full of subjects who seek your guidance. You notice the fallout in the way she interacts with OTHER TROLLS, a realm she has little to no discretion over (beyond the POST AND EDIT BUTTON on her platform, of course). She can be condescending, quick to frustrate, and schismmongering as any show of weakness may allow someone (⒈) else to take advantage of her. Trying to shed this guise to reveal your vulnerability is one of Tsarevna’s worst fears. (Mistakes, even?) It’s easier to pretend to be cold and above than susceptible because vulnerability was what caused her situation to begin with. Tsarevna is a product of her own circumstances. To understand WHY, or even WHAT, you must dig for the root. A well-angled cross from old friends (especially an old ♥r) leads me to believe that she did not CHOOSE this path, but rather this path CHOSE her when all other routes withered and died. Fate that draws too close becomes entrenched in inevitability. The truth is that her comfort comes not from WHAT SHE HAS but WHAT SHE CLINGS (DESPERATELY) TO. She doesn’t want to lose more than she has already. She ✎s autobiographies that AREN’T entirely Autobiographies. They’re memories framed as such. They’re a skewed, reckless attempt to sate her loneliness, to keep an extinct tradition alive. More than that, they’re a reflection of her inner turmoil. Tsarevna has, in a way, reduced herself into that trauma. I think playing SGRUB does that to a person. It turns you into someone (⒈) unsightly because you HAD TO. The game rewards cruelty, sometimes even over the intended GROWTH. That is the scariest part of GOD-TIERING: when cast under a certain light, ascending doesn’t become an EVOLUTION OF THE SELF, but perpetual STAGNATION. Now this is all you’ll ever be. The limit has been reached, and it’s nearly impossible to grow from that. This was never MATURING but levelling ↑. You notice the nuance with Tsarevna because all attempts to remedy her session have been met with disappointment and the HORRORS. The core of it all was always moving in tandem with her. POWERLESSNESS; LOSING HER WORLD, THE ONE SHE WAS PROMISED, IN A GAME SHE NEVER WANTED TO PLAY. Maybe she has a → to be bitter, to go grimshark, or grow cruel. It was a TOTAL, ARRANT DESTRUCTION OF HOPE. (But closure begets understanding, not redemption.) She lost EVERYTHING, and in an attempt to manage her grief, she grew into her alignment, her blood, as a concerted mainstay to the bereaved ESSENCE of trollkind. Ultimately it isn’t her fault——she was brought under the expectations of an ENTIRE SOCIETY, and had that stripped away from her in one (⒈) cruel session. She rules with fear to cling to an intergenerational cycle. She currently perpetuates this over a species she abortively made in the image of trolls. It’s in her biology, mind, and her pusher. This sort of LEARNED HELPLESSNESS is what festered into her INDELIBLE GOD COMPLEX. The idea of losing all that you have ← leaves an unshakable fear in the unfeeling. Tsarevna was never impassive; it was that she had NO CHOICE. And maybe she never did in a world that asked too much from her. It’s all layers ↑on layers of coping mechanisms to accept her role and persona. The narrative denied you a good ending and it is endlessly obvious you’re not OK. After all, where’s the joy in being ✕ED? To be FORCED into this position? To BE the bad guy? Sure, you can pretend this is all fine, that you’re at peace with what happened, but you’re not. The wounds will keep reopening until you find an outlet. You’re harborsick with grief and unvoiced rage. I think, above all else, you need people to 🗨 to. People that weren’t forged from your being and have a bias. Maybe Chittr is the → place for that. But in the end, it’s your choice as the witch, manipulator of FATE, to choose whether you want to stay where you are. Is it truly too late? (CLASSPECT: WITCH OF DOOM! The class most rebellious by nature. Betrayed fate and doomed her session when her hand was forced. Villains are forged through the looking glass. When you’re the subject, you never realize the weight of your actions. A villain who does not know better would never call themself BAD. But Tsarevna knows who she is, and the consequences of everything lay bare in her mind, a painful reminder that maybe she may always be alone with (physical/figurative) fragments of her identity. Doom was always Space’s poorest assistant.) Honestly, we should all strike a conversation with her to keep her company. She sounds like she needs it. Thank you guys for READING, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #aqueen! #awarriorqueen #zalgo #zalgoid #layers #of #grief
C:~ Your journalistic instincts really proved themselves in full force in this attempt to get under my cerebral cortex. Indeed, there really was only one possible path; you are not mistaken. But hypocritical pity is the last thing that I need.<
Pity doesn't get anyone (⒈) anywhere, does it? I'm sorry. Sometimes it's ALL a person can Give. My pusher goes out for you.
"= another. positive review. you're good at this. . ="
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The word of the day is criticaster, which is a petty and inferior critic. A type of individual I have recently had the misfortune of encountering a little too close for comfort.
I'm more than familiar myself.
Comas can completely change the Meaning of a Sentence. FOR EXAMPLE: "My best friend is pretty." "My best friend is in a coma."
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[GANDER PLEA$E NEVER DIE THI$ I$ $O FUNNY]
I dO nOt sEE thE cOmmA brOthEr gAndEr Is yOUr frIEnd AlrIght? :(
My Best Friend is A-OK, Sister Ursila! 'Twas a Joke!
Oh OOOOh! Of cOUrsE yEs I sEE nOw! blEssEd jOkE, ApOlOgIEs fOr nOt UndErstAndIng thAt Is vEry fUnny brOthEr! :)
"Comparison is the Thief of Joy" is a good quote, but I've Heard Better.
>> ¡ 1¡ke you Gander, ¡ 1¡ke your poડtડ
HIMERO!!!!!!! (CROWD CHEER!!) (CROWD APPLAUSE!!)
>> H¡ GANDER! !! (THE AUD¡ENCE GOEડ W¡1D FOR *YOU*)
It's always a Great Night when you're ONLINE. *triple backflip!*
>> OH MY GODડ A TR¡P1E BACKF1¡P?? THATડ CRAZY GANDER, YOURE CRAZY
Just for you, Citrushero! JUST! FOR!! YOU!!!
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋0 — @raucousJabberer Wyatte Vhance WARNING!! Hi (#conjecture!) Tonight, I am Being A Man. I don’t know whether I LIKE OR DISLIKE THIS ARTWORK, but here it is, front and center, for your gaze. I thought of just telepathically spawning this in the mind of whoever reads this. (I can’t do that, but I wish!) The outfit was a work of CREATIVE LIBERTY ON MY END, but you must forgive me——I have a maximum of five (⒌) distinct outfits in my wardrobe. And one (⒈) of them is a giant goose costume. It’s not going to Look Great. But I digress! We haven’t even GOTTEN TO THE CHORUS (Psychoanalysis) YET! Yes, I said this JUST for the music pun. SO WHAT! It’s FUNNY!!! Anywhomst, let’s Take A Gander at Wyatte Vhance! (CROWD CHEER!!!) (Can I Get An Autograph) (He Said No) (She Said Yes) (They Said Maybe?) (Me Said Make ↑ Your Mind) Wyatte is lightpushered and fun, living for the party and seeking the THRILL irrespective of the shape this comes in. On the surface, he takes to Chittr like a public diary, sharing confection slices worth of his life in varying layers and HEALTHY doses of humor. His platform is extended for other peoples’ perusal, beckoning music makers and listeners alike to interact. Such is the WAY OF CHITTR, but a lot of these attempts are FRUITLESS. For someone (⒈) of Wyatte’s ilk, it takes a toll on you. He is a trying troll. He leads a life surrounded by music. His passion helps him get by in life. Research shows that music has the power to EMOTIONALLY REGULATE people, whether it’s listening to songs on your playlist or strumming/pressing/playing a co↑le EAR-PLEASING CHORDS. Making music itself is a non-pharmacological tool, paving the way for CATHARSIS and the release of dopamine, prompting that ‘FEEL GOOD’ sensation. Music, for Wyatte, can arguably serve as a safe space, whether this be making new albums as an Indie Artist or performing it to hear the cheers of other people. In some cases, it can even serve as a SOCIABILITY INDICATOR and ADAPTIVE COPING STRATEGY. The former is contingent on mood, as is everything else, but Wyatte uses music as an endeavor for CONNECTION. His greatest hobby is also his strongest bridge to other people. Ideally, the concept of music in one’s (⒈’s) life can be broadened into something MORE——noise. The pleasure of Activity: learning a new instrument, taking substances at a party, moving and moving until you are felled from exhaustion. Wyatte can’t live without it, without the presence of other people, his own music, because one’s (⒈’s) most disturbing company is the mind. It’s undeniable that Wyatte CRAVES that noise——any kind of stimulation, good or bad——because he struggles to regulate himself in times of solitude. Without proper reminder, he may go hours without tending to his needs. It’s inherently self-destructive, but times where he does so deliberately are seldom. Wyatte can’t help it. His wants OVERPOWER HIS NEEDS; there is little else that can emotionally regulate him. He wants to lay in the arms of other people as his mind doesn’t give him that safety. Wyatte chases CONTROL of his life. When you’re under the figuratiliteral limelight, everyone (⒈) is watching your every move. It becomes a stressor on one’s life. The feeling of being MADE to perform is sickening to him. That is to say, AGENCY is among the strongest ideals to him, where his choices are his own. But psychologically, agency can be separated into four (⒋) pillars: Intentionality (the want to do it), Forethought (contingency planning), Self-reactiveness (motivation to do it), and Self-reflection (evaluating yourself, your capacity). Wyatte carries intention in almost everything he does, or at least manages a pretence of such. But his biggest issue lies in the reliance of OTHER PEOPLE, which slowly diminishes this structure of agency. It becomes paradoxical, almost, to want to make your own decisions but struggle to operate on your own. However, he needs this CONNECTION to function, not because we are inherently social creatures, but because the hearth of his core is a dying fire. It is cold, and he is afraid. Wyatte enjoys being cared for by his s↑port system, being comforted as it’s the core to his safety. He may be CODEPENDENT on them. At his best, he is affectionate and dedicated, and at worst, he can be overbearing and high-maintenance. It’s not his fault. I’m not one (⒈) to place Diagnoses on People, especially since I am NOT CERTIFIED to do so, but these are telltale signs of (perhaps chronic) Depression, the subtlest form of suffering. Having depression for so long makes it blend into your life. At that point, it becomes difficult to distinguish true comfort from a prolonged spell of happiness. This behavior likely stems from a lack of proper care in his life or having one’s foundation lean dependently on other people’s. Your only sin is how deeply you ♥. I think you may have an ANXIOUS or FEARFUL ATTACHMENT TO PEOPLE, to LIFE OVERALL, and that’s COMPLETELY OK. There are times where you want to live until your pusher bursts, and others where you want to become nothing. A constant push and pull. You are ↑ in arms with yourself. All you need is patience, kindness to yourself, and allowing yourself to communicate with others. It’s obvious you are trekking the path to the BETTERMENT YOU SEEK, but please know that improvement is gradual, and sometimes too quiet to notice. Your posts show me you have been getting there: slowly, staggeringly, eventually. After all, the best songs die out repeating the main refrain. Healing never had a chorus. Healing never had a chorus. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: ROGUE OF TIME? Clings desperately to whatever/whoever he has. Dislikes idleness and feeling out of control. Fears inevitability and definitiveness. All things must come to an end and he may never be ready for that. But that brings all the more time to appreciate the present.) MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HE SAID SHE SAID WYATTE VHANCE, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! *cool outro plays* P.S. S↑PORT HE SAID SHE SAID. INDIE MUSICIANS DESERVE MORE ♥♥♥! #gandertag #blindpanic #ribbit
Oh My God I'm Gonna Cry First Of All I've Never Felt So Seen In My Fucking Life And Also Thanks For Not Mentioning The #otherissue Because Yes It's Very Related but Also This Drawing Is So Lovely Hello? I Am Printing This Out And Hanging It In My Respiteblock Lol
〔•෴•〕 < I was a child at a young age. Hoohoo! / *hic-yuck!*
Fucked up if true, Pawpaw.
〔•෴•〕 < I hope this doesn't change your impression of me! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
I think I can f-o-o-rgive y-o-o-u if y-o-o-u tell me a g-o-o--o-o-d j-o-o-ke!
〔•෴•〕 < A GOOD joke? Then I suppose nothing can be done... / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
-O-O-kay, I'll settle f-o-o-r a bad -o-o-ne. >:)
〔•෴•〕 < What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no nose? Nobody Knows! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
-O-O-Mg... LMA-O-O-
At a young age I always knew I wanted to grow ↑ and become some kind of insane person.
-O-O-mg y-o-o-u did it! Yay!
gander inssissted i sshould posst thiss photo of uss.. i don’t ussually posst sselfiess. me and my wonderful moirail! i wouldn’t trade him for anything elsse in the world. •:)
♡⸝⸝ Y'ALL CU777E LOL ⸝⸝♤
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u b0th 100k very cute. :> [END MESSAGE]
〔•෴•〕 < You two are so darn adorable! What handsome young men! / HYUCK HYUCK!!!!
Guess what Beast I'd be you guys!
Duck
I w⚣uld have t⚣ say s⚣me s⚣rt ⚣f majestic winged creature (respect)
♡⸝⸝ I kno wha7 u wan7 me 7o say bu7 imma be real babe u give seal energy peace ⸝⸝♤
GANDERSAURUS REX.
sigmund freud?
>>| by definition .of you, stealing .a bone... .i'd say .a goose.. .i think so.
how’d you get this pic of me and @pickpocketingintellect ???
〔•෴•〕 < Hoohoo. No clue what this means but as long as you're having fun, sonny! / *hic-yuck!*
I want yoou Gander
*bulbs turn green like a traffic light*
Fuck yeah!!!
So long doesn't have to mean Goodbye. It could also be a compliment for a Snake. (Or an Eel. Wink! @abyssalAttachment)
|m mAkk|n cluckbeeAst w|ngnfA :) my w|ng|es :)
cannot stress enough you actually gotta try to listen to people about the little things they like. even if it is boring or you dont get it. you cannot cool story bro your way into meaningful connection.
This is exactly why after conversations with people I value I make sure to compile notes for the next time we talk. It's not that difficult because there are only about five people on here I care enough to do that for.
speaking of i feel like i havent kept up with you enough!!! i hope you have been doing well.
Thank you Jinx, I've been doing better. I have been pulling myself together a bit better than I was before. I have been talking with someone recently, and she has been a large help.
im so so so glad!!! you deserve that kind of peace.
That's debatable, but I am glad I'm doing better than I was before.
then i hope it keeps getting better! you gotta talk to me about this mystery lady at some point. nn o uo
We're um just friends it's not. That big of a deal...but I'd you want to talk about it sometime I suppose It can't hurt.
i wasnt assuming! i like hearing about friends. up to you of course.
Ah right, well I don't mind talking about those things... Just preferably don't air out my personal life on Chittr though I doubt you'd do that.
yee!
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! this one is for [cz]: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69461b252333.png
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! it's, er, been a minute since i wrote something. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdbffe53dce0.png
