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I am loosing my fucking mind
K--<i iwllnot be eating today as i donot deserve food any more #cw-self-harm #buraisposting
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wwor2t tiime twwo log on.. havve fun wwiith your 2hiitty confe22iion2..
The empawress ate her fur pawer...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
- f-nd -t sex<ally aro<s-ng to be mean to people on aKKo<nt of my Kr<el & ev-l so<l.
On another note, Jake and I are watching birds fight.
I'm not scrolling back far enough to see what started all this but here is my assumption, Lowblood: damn highbloods kinda suck lowkey. they treat us bad. they should die. *hyperbole* Some high blood loser: BUT NOT ME JIMFUK, RIGHT? You can't say we are all bad even though I benefit heavily for the privilege handed to me by the society literally designed to crush as many of yall as possible Lowblood: die mad A chucklefuck of a man: you person who said mean words to me on the internet are no better than the society you claim to hate that literally kills people on a whim -scene- Tell me how close I was
This ain't about Cronus...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Violets are corrupt warmongers who endanger the lower castes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We all know this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You all ignore it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #KILLALLVIOLETBLOODS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
let me take a card out for you, darling. oh. oops! sorry dear, but i suppose fate is unchanging. 0u0 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/rws_tarot_13_death.jpg/960px-rws_tarot_13_death.jpg
good morning cchittr. can ssomeone pleasse tie me up beat me bloody and fuck me sstupid today. #nssfw #nssfwe
-^No I don't have anger iss∇es. Everyone on this site is irritating.^-
Listen It's Not My Fault That Purplebloods Are So Hot. Take That Up With The Messiah Or Whoever The Fuck. I Want To Get Honked By A " Certified Clown ". #nsfw #nsfc #sleepyyy
well, arad7m. i was holding this ba(k, tr7ing to fl7 under the radar. but a dare's a dare. ahem fu(k (lowns. fu(k ever7 single one of 7ou. 7our religion is a lie, and if it isn't, all moral beings should storm the dark (arnival and burn it to the fu(king ground. 7ou're all disgra(es to ever7 possible thing 7ou (ould possibl7 la7 (laim on. ever7 possible world would be a better pla(e if 7ou all stopped existing. and the worst part about it? 7ou're not even funn7. the (lown sense of humor is nonsequitor violen(e. even if we take awa7 the whole killing people thing, it wasn't funn7 the first time, and it's not funn7 the fift7 millionth time. ex(ept it's more than fift7 million, be(ause none of 7ou idiots have an7 other jokes. all that fa7go rotted awa7 an7 wit in 7our pans. just as bad as all those violent unstable monsters are the handwringers. "oh, no, we don't kill ex(ept what we have to, we're the good gu7s, (lowns are the most oppressed minorit7 if 7ou think about it." fu(k 7ou. 7ou put on the paint. 7ou took the oaths. 7ou're tied to it too. do something about it, if it's that big a deal. but 7ou don't. be(ause 7ou don't (are enough to do it. all those atro(ities are on 7our hands, too. 7ou ma7 think 7ou're standing out, aside from the empire, doing 7our own thing in defian(e, but 7ou're not. 7ou're just as mu(h a pawn as the rest of the stooges. 7ou get to stomp around pretending 7ou're doing something else but the se(ond 7ou a(tuall7 tr7 to have an independent thought in 7our heads an7 empress with more brain(ells than horns is going to wipe 7ou the fu(k out, be(ause the (ult is a rabid barkbeast. fa7go's medio(re, too.
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i must find and kill wall-e
hey, you. troll who just checked chittr after waking up. FUCK you.
Gander Started It.
o| We'rE NoT FrIeNdS If i fOlLoW YoU, i'm jUsT HeRe tO ObSeRvE YoU LiKe mIcRoBeS In a pEtRi dIsH |o
how the fчck did talkin aboчt mY bloodY shameglobes lead to this? what is pregnant??????? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/a32b96119379:png
[ >CAUGHT MY NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE USING SCRIBEGPT SO I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO EVAPORATE HIM INTO A FINE DUST #WIZARDLIFE #EVILWIZARD #WIZARDSTRUGGLES #ANNOYED_ ]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse
What a gem oof an accoount finally soome gooood entertainment
-> Are Relationships Truly Worth It? I'm Told It Is Important For All Sentients To Have A Companion, Particularly Romantic, However I'm Worried Such A Thing Will Get In The Way Of My Soup Making Process. = Your Total Is $1.00
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CONFESSION: I HATE YOU. YES, YOU.
i sor+ of have no+iced how mvch +ime some people seem +o pv+ in+o +his si+e and i am sor+ of jealovs.
💠~ I feel like I'm being misunderstood. I don't cull people just because they fall out of line, or for the caste system or whatever. I like, cull them because they annoy me. Okaaaaay? It's that simple. #culling #violence #death ~💠