Scizor Vortex
@jesterRabies
Waaaaasssssssuuuuuupppppppp!!! 🤷⬆️ 🤪🤌🤙👋 🤟✨ ----------------------------------- OOC at @oocVidecoeur
→ WELCOME This is the profile of another evil character, because I like villains. While he is terrible, I am not! If whatever he says hurts you, please block him. You can dm me about it, too, but I will not change his character to accommodate feelings. I am, however, willing to hear you out, and open to being warned if I forget a tag or something :) → EXPECTATIONS ✦ NSFW, NSFWE, gore, violence, slurs, abuse, alcohol, drugs, and more! ✦ DMs are open, IC and OOC. He might not reply to all IC stuff, especially if he doesn't find it interesting. OOC depends on how you approach it; I'm a big introvert. ✦ I only do chat-style RP on Chittr. I have not had mojo for para rp in forever, but if that ever strikes, it would be either through Tumblr or Discord. ✦ Kink-friendly even if I'm not into all kinks ✦ I do not interact with self-inserts, yume shippers, and all that. ✦ I don't think he's really gonna block anyone, but if that happens, consider it an IC block, not OOC. → EXTRA ⟡ My name is Julie, Vide or Videcoeur, whichever you prefer; videcoeur is my alias everywhere (Toyhouse, Tumblr, Discord) ⟡ I am over 35 years old. ⟡ I will be extremely low activity....I think. ⟡ His art is by Metzer. → TOYHOUSE PROFILE I don't think there's anything too heavy mentioned on his profile. Yes, he's a villain, but he's not that bad compared to some of my ocs. You don't need to be cautious, but keep in mind he's still not a good guy. https://toyhou.se/20429774.scizor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d641cb8162.png Your name is SCIZOR VORTEX. You are THIRTY SWEEPS OLD and somehow still alive despite spending every waking moment acting like a PUBLIC UN-SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT. Your hobbies include HUNTING TROLLS, BEING HUNTED BACK because that's the definition of fun to you, CRASHING EXPENSIVE PARTIES UNINVITED, and being THE LOUDEST VOICE in any room you stand. You are a proud SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, which is technically true in the same way a KNIFE FIGHT is conflict resolution. Your entire business model is to ABDUCT TROLLS YOU FIND INTERESTING, indiscriminately of their caste, so they can participate in SPORT HUNTING. You insist that this is ENTREPRENEURSHIP and justify it by claiming that survival is a SKILL ISSUE. This logic has distressingly worked out very well for you so far. Most people get the urge to BACK AWAY SLOWLY upon meeting you. This is largely due to your CONSTANT SMILING, UNNERVING EYE CONTACT, and the STRANGE CLICKING NOISE you make whenever you get excited about something, which means bad things for whoever you are getting excited about. Outside of your business, you enjoy MOONSHINE, VIOLENCE, DARK HUMOUR, CROP SWEATERS, as well as FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT, a philosophy you embody so much it might be considered a mental disorder on any other planet. You highly dislike WHINY BITCHES, STUCK-UP BITCHES, SMART-ASS BITCHES, SHY BITCHES, and probably many other types of bitches you have yet to classify. You affectionately named your COSKSLUG LUSUS (cockroach-seaslug) TRASHDAD. He's probably EATING SOME DRYWALL right now, but you wouldn't stop him from doing what he loves. You care for him deeply, and this is somehow the LEAST DISTURBING THING about you.
gotta go 2 work (not good newz for some hehe) see ya chittr crowd
anoymous asked: Why are your fins pink? Are you a tyrian? my fangz are pink, my three eyez are pitch black and i got a natural white streak i identify as violet for all dat matterz to u lmao whateva swill runs through my veinz is 4 u to find out if ur not a coward ;)
chit hated by some abomination and liked by prez troll barack obama i like my oddz and balance or whateva
i dont have a lot of moral bonez in me but when dey customerz be askin for trollz under 9 i alwayz say no and call them freakz cuz like, at this point if u can't kill a kid urself u dont deserve my hunting skillz lol be fr like that one violet idiot who got insulted by a grocery store clerk and wanted me to pick him up for da next hunt like bitch hez like 9 and brown, cut him some slackz lmao hes not even gonna entertain 4 five minutes whats da point even
he he i wonder if i hit da spot with my tryna figure out people's kinks and whether id smash fun fact im not even horny about it all its just way fun imaginin u all squirmin #suggestive #okaymaybealittlehornyboutit
yea yeah im very nice until u actually get me very interested in u lmao ppl b calling me niceyz kinda cool but also feelz kinda wrong to let em think dat lmao
tbh im not that mean or picky sex is good. id fuck a lot of ye, eyez open even i prefer them freaky and kinky but just gotta get the starz to align or some shid #nsfw
did i post at dead troll hourz may b im not popular enough for da smash or pass shid or may b ur afraid to find out whether id fuck you sillay or leave u hanging lmao itz fine tho, it was just some time waster fun #nsfw
on that note lets play a game of smash or pass if u will submit yourself here and ill tell u whether id smash, pass, or dine and dash lol if i feel freaky for the smash thang i might even tell u how ;D #suggestive #smashorpass
you know. its the internet. you're already basically anonymous. if you're that much of a coward you need to be double anonymous, maybe log off.
aw man realized i excluded 2 types in my unanon confessions yea some of u are HOT even when u open your mouth, sometimez even moar but the contrary is also true, sometimes ur ugly as dog shite and it gets worse when u speak, literally nothing goin for you i aint naming namez. perception of hotness varies from troll to troll dats why there are armpit loverz after all #suggestive tw

nOw lIsTeNiNg
another unanon confession some of u look bland as shid but soon as u open ur mouth u become very breedable sex appeal is in da eye of da beholder or some shid #suggestive
unanon confession because i aint a coward some of u look very fuckable until u open your mouth also wazzzuuup im online whats happening chittr #suggestive
also da world would be a better place if there were more clownz i said wut i said
u know wat i have never once met a clown dat disappointed me out of all castes dey probably without a doubt be the best no offense to the higher upz but dey ain't got nothing on the zest of life of deez mfer real inspirational shid i tell you wat even the religious bit, they b committed as shid, gotta respect
fucking up twice in a row with two trolls who have entirely different personalities is atrocious a;lsdkfja;lsd god i wish i could delete posts replies lmao no way Aly would ever talk like Scizor. He'd kill himself before that jasd;lfkja
can i ask @imJunior for some badges here :) i think i'd like the Caution: Toxic one and the very loud troll?
not a single weapon iz a boring way to kill except the fucking gun itz too clean id rather kill by a thouzand paper cutz then own a gun fucking uncreative spineless hillbilly ass weapon tbn there are exceptionz. modified gunz are cool. but otherwise. miss me with dat shit.

















