Scizor Vortex

Scizor Vortex

4 hours ago

@jesterRabies[JR]

Trashdad ate halva my stash again lol I dunno how he keepz finding it. mfer just used his acid slime to melt da lil metal box I hid it in, then just gobbled up dat shiz like its breakfast dinner and lunch heres to anotha round of him eating da drywall i guess. its okay i sorta got lifetime vip at hive depot at this point. #substances

Scizor Vortex

5 hours ago

@jesterRabies[JR]

N y way. Waaaaassssssssuuuuuuupppppppp! 😝🤪💁☝️☝️☝️🤞🤘

Scizor Vortex

5 hours ago

@jesterRabies[JR]

→ WELCOME This is the profile of another evil character, because I like villains. While he is terrible, I am not! If whatever he says hurts you, please block him. You can dm me about it, too, but I will not change his character to accommodate feelings. I am, however, willing to hear you out, and open to being warned if I forget a tag or something :) → EXPECTATIONS ✦ NSFW, NSFWE, gore, violence, slurs, abuse, alcohol, drugs, and more! ✦ DMs are open, IC and OOC. He might not reply to all IC stuff, especially if he doesn't find it interesting. OOC depends on how you approach it; I'm a big introvert. ✦ I only do chat-style RP on Chittr. I have not had mojo for para rp in forever, but if that ever strikes, it would be either through Tumblr or Discord. ✦ Kink-friendly even if I'm not into all kinks ✦ I do not interact with self-inserts, yume shippers, and all that. ✦ I don't think he's really gonna block anyone, but if that happens, consider it an IC block, not OOC. → EXTRA ⟡ My name is Julie, Vide or Videcoeur, whichever you prefer; videcoeur is my alias everywhere (Toyhouse, Tumblr, Discord) ⟡ I am over 35 years old. ⟡ I will be extremely low activity....I think. ⟡ His art is by Metzer. → TOYHOUSE PROFILE I don't think there's anything too heavy mentioned on his profile. Yes, he's a villain, but he's not that bad compared to some of my ocs. You don't need to be cautious, but keep in mind he's still not a good guy. https://toyhou.se/20429774.scizor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d641cb8162.png Your name is SCIZOR VORTEX. You are THIRTY SWEEPS OLD and somehow still alive despite spending every waking moment acting like a PUBLIC UN-SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT. Your hobbies include HUNTING TROLLS, BEING HUNTED BACK because that's the definition of fun to you, CRASHING EXPENSIVE PARTIES UNINVITED, and being THE LOUDEST VOICE in any room you stand. You are a proud SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, which is technically true in the same way a KNIFE FIGHT is conflict resolution. Your entire business model is to ABDUCT TROLLS YOU FIND INTERESTING, indiscriminately of their caste, so they can participate in SPORT HUNTING. You insist that this is ENTREPRENEURSHIP and justify it by claiming that survival is a SKILL ISSUE. This logic has distressingly worked out very well for you so far. Most people get the urge to BACK AWAY SLOWLY upon meeting you. This is largely due to your CONSTANT SMILING, UNNERVING EYE CONTACT, and the STRANGE CLICKING NOISE you make whenever you get excited about something, which means bad things for whoever you are getting excited about. Outside of your business, you enjoy MOONSHINE, VIOLENCE, DARK HUMOUR, CROP SWEATERS, as well as FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT, a philosophy you embody so much it might be considered a mental disorder on any other planet. You highly dislike WHINY BITCHES, STUCK-UP BITCHES, SMART-ASS BITCHES, SHY BITCHES, and probably many other types of bitches you have yet to classify. You affectionately named your COSKSLUG LUSUS (cockroach-seaslug) TRASHDAD. He's probably EATING SOME DRYWALL right now, but you wouldn't stop him from doing what he loves. You care for him deeply, and this is somehow the LEAST DISTURBING THING about you.