Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.
@triumphantTestificate
Get out of my bio, dicklips.
OOC PINNED POST: He's Ultdirk. He's, categorically, The Worst. Ontologically. IC opinions =/= OOC endorsements, IC hate =/= OOC hate. No offence taken to blocks. Please, block this man. Maybe touching on NSFW topics if that's the topic du jour on the timeline this evening, but he isn't gonna start posting nudes. IC PINNED POST: 5 Fun Facts About Me: -Born Dirk Strider, but you can just call me "Sir". -It's not a superiority complex if I really am better than you. -The katana is real, as is the bod. -I fucked Obama. -Fluttershy is the best pony, you piece of shit. Please file any complaints you have about my behaviour to my DMs. I will consider them with the utmost care, before deciding if I'll forgive myself - and the odds are pretty fucking likely I will. Daves: I'm not sorry, so don't come trying to guilt trip me. Dirks: you know how we feel about us - it's on sight. Jakes: I'm not pityfucking you anymore. The rest of you: try me and see what happens, motherfuckers.
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Strider Of The Day: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/84/84/e88484e64f2b74c3a91f64b114863628.jpg
i hope everyonne is havinng a good day..
Every day's a good day when you're the big D.
And for the record: I don't feel that way about Rosebot. I don't know how she feels, nor do I care, but I have always been and will always be homosexual. //#nsfw #incest (implied)
Sometimes I dream about being a centaur. It's the best of both worlds.
//im sorry for my awful uncle who is the worst. i hope he's fun to hate and not just awful.
((I love him. I love to hate him. It's great!
(((No it's great!! already gave glave an existential crisis that was fun lol)))
((your fine! just let me know if im going to far at any point! ^u^))
//dirks must try and harm eachother bodily at all opportunities it is the law
((meh he chills with a few dirks but thise because they have the same mindsets.))
How to murder my father again, private tab. #violence #nsfwe
I like MLP, but I don't understand why they all have to be women. Can men not get representation too? It's discriminatory.
well ladies shouldnt be sidelined in real life. deal with it or stop watching.
☼ It was never the purpose of my monarchy to provide a voice of one gender over the other. After my travels calmed down and our culture went through our typical rituals in selecting a Princess, in my heart of hearts I chose to go through the crown with my sister, who is every part of me as I am of her. We did so out of love for every single pony. No exceptions. Please understand, Mister Dirk Strider, I weigh the voice of every pony heavily regardless of their gender close to my heart. I believe you are thinking of a term within the human world known as misandry; but we have already achieved equity in such a way that love and happiness triumphs across every gender expression possible. ☼
Thank you, Princess Celestia, for your wise words. I am glad to hear you, at least, are taking me seriously. It is an honour to hear from you personally, and I am glad these issues are being tackled in Equestria.
didnt say that. said complain about something else than the main focus of the show. it was intended as a little girls show.its going to be about girls to help inpower them. complain about the actual problems like the pacing.
☼ No, you misunderstand; they weren't issues in our world to begin with. The ills of pony society have always rested on the laurels of race over gender. ☼
Oh, believe me, I complain about that too. Can a man not hold more than one opinion at a time?
have u stepped on strider neck today? #violence #metaphorically
Let me be clear, it's LEGAL if it's FUNNY. That's how the Striders have managed to evade arrest for so long.
It wasn't funny when Dave being born caused 9/11. Get rid of her.
Leave me alone. Stop stalking me.
I have a contract where I cannot cause harm to a Dave variant. My hands are tied.
Put her somewhere then. She's pissing me off.
Alright, no need to beg. Better cover up all the mirrors in your house. Toodles.
Didn't think the Satyrs could get on Chittr. Now motioning for all non-Satyrs to be banned from Chittr.
Every Strider spends their life teetering on the edge of being cancelled at every waking moment, and up until now, we've just had to rawdog the reputation that came with the title. But somehow, President Trollbama himself decided to take up the mantle of One Man PR Team for our cause. It's heartwarming, really. Enough to make a grown man shed an ironic tear.
Hey now let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Too late, man. It's already internalized. Thanks for the free rep, bro.
HEY NOW
If you're not careful, you might get hit in the eye holding the hilt so tightly, too.
Sometimes it hurts to watch, it really does. But this is a rite of passage all Chittr.ing users go through, especially trolls who are unfamiliar with Their game.
Just witnessed "Says the motherfucker called Eczema Lychee." and I had to swallow a laugh mid-meeting.
It was a good one.
not sure if this works but she’s a beauty. https://media1.tenor.com/m/OWLFmVaL4jcAAAAd/confused-custom-puppet.gif
ghhholy fuck shes amaizing -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you dONT know that lemte talk to her -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
why are you soeking for a LAdY like she can't talk four herself -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
just cuz a LAdYI ate the dEIGH before dOESNT mean she can't be hungyr #worthsofwistom -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Dirks are mostly chill. Besides that one. He can go fucking eat rocks.
Could use a little more salt on these rocks. Could you try crying a bit harder?
I could be talking about any Dirk ever. Don't be so full of yourself.
You're asking an ultimate self to stop being so full of themself. Get your head on the court, motherfucker, the big man's stealing the rock.
Ults really are the most annoying. Goodbye.
Hey so. Why are you like this? Did your Bro drop you on the head as a baby or something? You got something wrong with you.
You're arguing with your own reflection, big dog. Nothing I can say to you that you don't already know deep in your heart.
I am nothing like you.
.the hate every single chitt fuckers get old fasT .the joke stops being funny when you overdo iT .dumbasS
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I'm working on it.
imagined bro a§ a §atyr. in§tantly +11037 §wag point§.
BREAKING NEWS: The person reading this is gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
FUCK
>80 OKAY >8P
honestly bi more than anything else but i lean towards women.
BREAKING NEWS: You are very valid! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Ban him.