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Strider Of The Day: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/84/84/e88484e64f2b74c3a91f64b114863628.jpg
i hope everyonne is havinng a good day..
((meh he chills with a few dirks but thise because they have the same mindsets.))
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((your fine! just let me know if im going to far at any point! ^u^))
(((No it's great!! already gave glave an existential crisis that was fun lol)))
☼ No, you misunderstand; they weren't issues in our world to begin with. The ills of pony society have always rested on the laurels of race over gender. ☼
☼ It was never the purpose of my monarchy to provide a voice of one gender over the other. After my travels calmed down and our culture went through our typical rituals in selecting a Princess, in my heart of hearts I chose to go through the crown with my sister, who is every part of me as I am of her. We did so out of love for every single pony. No exceptions. Please understand, Mister Dirk Strider, I weigh the voice of every pony heavily regardless of their gender close to my heart. I believe you are thinking of a term within the human world known as misandry; but we have already achieved equity in such a way that love and happiness triumphs across every gender expression possible. ☼
How to murder my father again, private tab. #violence #nsfwe
That thing y9u're seeking. Is it y9ur 9wn destiny? 9r a destiny s9me9ne else is trying t9 f9rce 9n y9u?
have u stepped on strider neck today? #violence #metaphorically
I d⚣n't think any am⚣unt ⚣f alch⚣h⚣l is g⚣nna help me pr⚣cess this. Thank y⚣u f⚣r supp⚣rting me being a fudanshi @triumphantTestificate
yessir!! ᯓᡣ𐭩 (s⚣rry that was the best fistbump text I c⚣uld find .-.)
Let me be clear, it's LEGAL if it's FUNNY. That's how the Striders have managed to evade arrest for so long.
D⚣N'T W⚣RRY AB⚣UT IT GUYS GETTING DRUNK HE JUST SAID HE L⚣VED ME??? CHUGGING IT N⚣W #SUBSTANCES
Every Strider spends their life teetering on the edge of being cancelled at every waking moment, and up until now, we've just had to rawdog the reputation that came with the title. But somehow, President Trollbama himself decided to take up the mantle of One Man PR Team for our cause. It's heartwarming, really. Enough to make a grown man shed an ironic tear.
Just witnessed "Says the motherfucker called Eczema Lychee." and I had to swallow a laugh mid-meeting.
Sometimes it hurts to watch, it really does. But this is a rite of passage all Chittr.ing users go through, especially trolls who are unfamiliar with Their game.
I'm g⚣nna be h⚣nest was n⚣t expecting t⚣ meet the creat⚣r ⚣n chittr. I mean, I als⚣ didn't expect t⚣ telep⚣rt t⚣ an alien planet either. Kinda at a l⚣ss f⚣r w⚣rds, I think I'm g⚣nna g⚣ drink that fayg⚣ and see if I get drunk. #substances
not sure if this works but she’s a beauty. https://media1.tenor.com/m/OWLFmVaL4jcAAAAd/confused-custom-puppet.gif
.the hate every single chitt fuckers get old fasT .the joke stops being funny when you overdo iT .dumbasS
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Y⚣u kn⚣w I never really th⚣ught ab⚣ut the "creat⚣r" ⚣f the satyrs. I mean they taught us ab⚣ut him... but is that really h⚣w that happened?
shit ok man im sober were good were fucking gucci we couldnt be better if we fucking tried man i am doing the best of bestest right now damn #substance
BREAKING NEWS: The person reading this is gay. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Ban him.
Y'know, i saw this "Bro strider" and he's kinda cute? :I
I'm fully aware, but the reminder is always appreciated.
haha 7eah
I'll be me, and you'll be you, and together we'll be perfect! Everything else can work out if you let it, Dirk, the hard part all along is just being yourself when the going gets tough!
And you have so many more 'best days' ahead with me! https://i.imgur.com/B2Jx6uP.png
I appreciate the record being kept clear.
I'm friends with everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, so that makes us besties now!
He can eat bologna off of what?? Wow, he's so talented!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CHITTER?? ꜱǫᴜᴀʀᴇ ᴜᴘ!
YEAH, HATE MY CHITT AGAIN, ASSHOLE! ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ?
Don't worry, Dirk, my best friend! I am canon divergent enough to NOT get with Cheese Sandwich!