OOC PINNED POST: He's Ultdirk. He's, categorically, The Worst. Ontologically. IC opinions =/= OOC endorsements, IC hate =/= OOC hate. No offence taken to blocks. Please, block this man. Maybe touching on NSFW topics if that's the topic du jour on the timeline this evening, but he isn't gonna start posting nudes. IC PINNED POST: 5 Fun Facts About Me: -Born Dirk Strider, but you can just call me "Sir". -It's not a superiority complex if I really am better than you. -The katana is real, as is the bod. -I fucked Obama. -Fluttershy is the best pony, you piece of shit. Please file any complaints you have about my behaviour to my DMs. I will consider them with the utmost care, before deciding if I'll forgive myself - and the odds are pretty fucking likely I will. Daves: I'm not sorry, so don't come trying to guilt trip me. Dirks: you know how we feel about us - it's on sight. Jakes: I'm not pityfucking you anymore. The rest of you: try me and see what happens, motherfuckers.
