Ultimate Dirk Fuckin' Strider.
@triumphantTestificate
Get out of my bio, dicklips.
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And for the record: I don't feel that way about Rosebot. I don't know how she feels, nor do I care, but I have always been and will always be homosexual. //#nsfw #incest (implied)
Sometimes I dream about being a centaur. It's the best of both worlds.
//im sorry for my awful uncle who is the worst. i hope he's fun to hate and not just awful.
((I love him. I love to hate him. It's great!
(((No it's great!! already gave glave an existential crisis that was fun lol)))
((your fine! just let me know if im going to far at any point! ^u^))
//dirks must try and harm eachother bodily at all opportunities it is the law
((meh he chills with a few dirks but thise because they have the same mindsets.))
I like MLP, but I don't understand why they all have to be women. Can men not get representation too? It's discriminatory.
well ladies shouldnt be sidelined in real life. deal with it or stop watching.
☼ It was never the purpose of my monarchy to provide a voice of one gender over the other. After my travels calmed down and our culture went through our typical rituals in selecting a Princess, in my heart of hearts I chose to go through the crown with my sister, who is every part of me as I am of her. We did so out of love for every single pony. No exceptions. Please understand, Mister Dirk Strider, I weigh the voice of every pony heavily regardless of their gender close to my heart. I believe you are thinking of a term within the human world known as misandry; but we have already achieved equity in such a way that love and happiness triumphs across every gender expression possible. ☼
Thank you, Princess Celestia, for your wise words. I am glad to hear you, at least, are taking me seriously. It is an honour to hear from you personally, and I am glad these issues are being tackled in Equestria.
didnt say that. said complain about something else than the main focus of the show. it was intended as a little girls show.its going to be about girls to help inpower them. complain about the actual problems like the pacing.
☼ No, you misunderstand; they weren't issues in our world to begin with. The ills of pony society have always rested on the laurels of race over gender. ☼
Oh, believe me, I complain about that too. Can a man not hold more than one opinion at a time?
Didn't think the Satyrs could get on Chittr. Now motioning for all non-Satyrs to be banned from Chittr.
Glad I'm making waves. The people know to roll out the carpet for me, at least.
No. All that prog-jacking has rotted your mind. Stop sucking off the bong for five minutes and play some VNs instead of your kiddieslop.
As any child should. Should've opened with this, maybe I wouldn't have written you off quite so hard.
i what do i even say to this. you just came out the gate swinging. did you seriously read through my page just to find something to sexually harass your granddaughter about?????
I'm not a transphobe, Deejay. Who do you take me for? I respect your choice to reject the gift of masculinity, and I think trans rights are human rights. Grow up. Not everyone you dislike is a nazi.
Pinkie Pie deserved better than Weird Al. I could've treated her right.
I'm friends with everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, so that makes us besties now!
And you have so many more 'best days' ahead with me! https://i.imgur.com/B2Jx6uP.png
Pinkie Pie, you are the only ray of light shining upon my damned existence right now. Please, continue being you. You know I will always support you.
I'll be me, and you'll be you, and together we'll be perfect! Everything else can work out if you let it, Dirk, the hard part all along is just being yourself when the going gets tough!
At least you're honest. Respect a woman who knows when to stop fucking around. You can chill. Get outta my sight before I change my mind.
OOC PINNED POST: He's Ultdirk. He's, categorically, The Worst. Ontologically. IC opinions =/= OOC endorsements, IC hate =/= OOC hate. No offence taken to blocks. Please, block this man. Maybe touching on NSFW topics if that's the topic du jour on the timeline this evening, but he isn't gonna start posting nudes. IC PINNED POST: 5 Fun Facts About Me: -Born Dirk Strider, but you can just call me "Sir". -It's not a superiority complex if I really am better than you. -The katana is real, as is the bod. -I fucked Obama. -Fluttershy is the best pony, you piece of shit. Please file any complaints you have about my behaviour to my DMs. I will consider them with the utmost care, before deciding if I'll forgive myself - and the odds are pretty fucking likely I will. Daves: I'm not sorry, so don't come trying to guilt trip me. Dirks: you know how we feel about us - it's on sight. Jakes: I'm not pityfucking you anymore. The rest of you: try me and see what happens, motherfuckers.