A [Big Shot]
@griftingVentriloquist
I'M SINGLE AND READY TO [Kill]! MY VIRUS RUNS DEEP LIKE A [vane]!
WHO'S PULLING YOUR [Strings]? LET ME GUESS, [Hyperlink Blocked]?
WHO.
SHE KNOWS HOW TO [Tug On It] ALRIGHT!
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A COUPLE OF [Lovebirds] READY TO KILL!
WANT TO BE [Free?] WELL YOU'RE TALKING TO THE [wrong] GUY, MISTER OR [MISTAKE]! I'M THE MASTER OF THE STUFF NOW THAT I'M [Brand Spanking New]!
[Badges]! [Badgers]! [Bad Girths!] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [$%^&] ME MORE!
I NEED A LIL [Hochi Mama] TO RING MY STRING IF YOU CATCH MY [Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift]! #nsfw #[workplacesafety] #[dontunionize]
WOW IS RIGHT MY TART LITTLE [Honey Badger]! NOW WHEN DO I GET ON THAT [teem] OF [Numbskulls] YOU'RE IN? THAT BLUE BADGE WOULD LOOK GREAT ON MY BRAND [NEO] BODY!
Yikes! #alreadybadged #checksettingsbro
I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE [Piping Down] JUNIOR, BUT I WANT THAT BEAUTIFUL [Bloo] GEM AND I WON'T STOP TILL I [stop]! LET'S JUST AGREE TO [Scream And Scream And Scream] FOR NOW!
Yes! #goodluck #youredoomed #butyourjourney #soworth!
[hashtag] GET READY!
ANY SOFT LITTLE [Worms] IN NEED OF A STRONG [Mail]?
YOU'LL NEVER BE [Player 1]!
[Egg]
dude... are you coming out
I'M COMING [Out Your Sink]!
why would i put my sink outside
Ya gOOtta let that sink OOut
now let that sink in
I'M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR [Domicile].
Okay so like, what's your deal, actually. Do you just sit around posting [THE VAGUEPOST KING] threats all day? Is this a [WONDERFUL EVERYDAY] gimmick account where the entire [JOKE EXPLAINER] is the ridiculous manual quirk?
IT GETS [Clicks]!
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THAT DAMNED [Funky Jester] JUST [Like and Subscribe]D! LEAVE ME ALONE.
MY [[HYPERLINK]] IS MIGHTY [Long] TODAY.
YOU NEED A [Never Seeing Him Again] TO SOOTHE YOUR [Self Pity]!
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE LITTLE [Crutaceous] CREEP! YOU CAN RATIO MY [Funny Viral Videos Only On] FOR A LOW PRICE OF [AGHHHHHHAAAAHHH AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHH]!
I'M [Greeby] NOT [Creepy], LIL [Tysons Dino Nuggets, Only At]!
WANT [Emancipation]? TOO BAD! THE [Thief of Breathing] IS HERE. PAY UP!
How original. I bet you're obsessed with Tenna too, right? To the detriment of the actual core of Spamton's character?
THAT [Crazy Rotten Tramp] HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME! I'D SUE FOR [Libel] BUT YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN [Brits] TO FRY!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you're looking to pursue legal action regarding libel, i know a guy who can make it happen
YOU'RE ALL SO [Small]
YOU'RE A [Carnivorous] LITTLE [cruton] AREN'T YOU
yeah B:)
FEEL LIKE A [Little Fish] ON A [BIG] [$!X$]ING HOOK? DANGLING OFF ANOTHER LITTLE MONSTERS FINGERS, AND NEED TO [chop] YOUR STRINGS? WELL AT A LOW PRICE OF [$999999.999999999] I CAN [Sanctify] YOU WITH A [Available for a limited time!] [[hyperlink blocked]]
I KNOW WHAT YOU [Did] TO THAT OL' [Damned] BUDDY OF YOURS.
WANT TO BE [Moderately Larger Than Usual!]?
My dream actually hoow did yoou guess