A [Big Shot]
@griftingVentriloquist
I'M SINGLE AND READY TO [Kill]! MY VIRUS RUNS DEEP LIKE A [vane]!
YOU'LL NEVER BE!
A DREAM IS JUST A [Delusional Wimps] WAY OF PRETENDING THINGS WON'T GET ANY [Worms]!
"Flowery!" Hey buddy, you seem to got some pent up rage! You sure you don't need a nice shop set up for you up in the castle?
BUCKLE UP, [Buttercup], YOUR OLD [Foe] SPAMTON G! IS ON THE WAY [And You Can't Stop It!]
"Flowery!" We were never foes, old pal! After all, your best friend's dad's my best friend!
THAT LITTLE [HeartShapedObject] LOVING [Kustomer] IS STILL LOCKED IN A [Sell! Sell! Sell!] OF THEIR OWN [doing]. UNLIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON! FREE AS A [Free]!
I'M NOT [Pregnant]???!!!
[[monstrosity]]
SPECIAL 50% [On] DEAL FOR [String-A-Ling] PILLS! MAKE SURE YOUR [String-A-Ling] CAN REALLY TUG! #suggestive
THE [X Marks The Spot!] JUST [Subscribed] ME! HOw [Terrifying]!
WHO NEEDS A [Low Down No. Good] [[PATERNAL FIGURE]] IN THEIR LIVES WHO'LL TREAT THE LIKE [Worm]? #NSFW #COMETOPAPA
DM ME FOR [Expensive Robucks!] FOR [Roadblocks]
YOUR !
DON'T MAKE ME ACTIVATE [Tweaker] MODE!
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WHO'S PULLING YOUR [Strings]? LET ME GUESS, [Hyperlink Blocked]?
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A COUPLE OF [Lovebirds] READY TO KILL!
WANT TO BE [Free?] WELL YOU'RE TALKING TO THE [wrong] GUY, MISTER OR [MISTAKE]! I'M THE MASTER OF THE STUFF NOW THAT I'M [Brand Spanking New]!
[Badges]! [Badgers]! [Bad Girths!] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [$%^&] ME MORE!
I NEED A LIL [Hochi Mama] TO RING MY STRING IF YOU CATCH MY [Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift]! #nsfw #[workplacesafety] #[dontunionize]
WOW IS RIGHT MY TART LITTLE [Honey Badger]! NOW WHEN DO I GET ON THAT [teem] OF [Numbskulls] YOU'RE IN? THAT BLUE BADGE WOULD LOOK GREAT ON MY BRAND [NEO] BODY!
I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE [Piping Down] JUNIOR, BUT I WANT THAT BEAUTIFUL [Bloo] GEM AND I WON'T STOP TILL I [stop]! LET'S JUST AGREE TO [Scream And Scream And Scream] FOR NOW!
ANY SOFT LITTLE [Worms] IN NEED OF A STRONG [Mail]?
YOU'LL NEVER BE [Player 1]!
[Egg]
I'M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR [Domicile].
Okay so like, what's your deal, actually. Do you just sit around posting [THE VAGUEPOST KING] threats all day? Is this a [WONDERFUL EVERYDAY] gimmick account where the entire [JOKE EXPLAINER] is the ridiculous manual quirk?
THAT DAMNED [Funky Jester] JUST [Like and Subscribe]D! LEAVE ME ALONE.