"Please tell me the whole of this place hasn't formed a pseudo-emotional connection to an auto-badger." This is what I would say if I wasn't so deeply disappointed with all of you.

light blue! silly.
Fantastic. Great. The audience cheered so loud the lights went out.

glad you liked it! bye for now. :D

Aw, c’mon. Think of the whimsy.

Aw, shit, that explains everything.
Glad we can agree on this. You'd be surprised how many people are crawling hand over goddamned fist up my ass about the matter.

I think you should dislodge the stick up your ass and allow Junior his sentience (although it’s hilarious that tits caused the crash) just for fun. But for that, you’d first have to understand the concept of “fun.” Which you seem to have an adjacent understanding of considering that pinned post of yours…
Junior does not have fun. It is a series of coded procedures. Getting around that elephant is a task in and of itself but maybe, just maybe, you can manage it.