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@tragicomedicDespot
Her Highness, Witch of Doom, The Foremother of all Zalgo Judhri Ithaqa [judxลi itahq'a].
(( A bit of Tsarevna's lore if anyone's curious. Translated the comic I made for my recent fantroll zine. Hype moments and aura.)) #gore https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/267eng.png https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/268eng.png
C:~ Happy Mother's Day for me, as I am the Foremother of all Zalgo. It is apparent that my subjects are neglecting this fact. Stealthy Saboteur (SS for short, not to be confused with "The Saboteur") have made me a large sweet treat suitable for my royal tastes to make me feel better. Tastes horrible. Why does that always happen to me. https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/cake.png<
C:~ Enough with the self-care weekend. Back to my autobiography.<
C:~ Stealthy Saboteur (SS for short, not to be confused with "The Saboteur"), or at least, what is there still left of him, suggested I stop #vagueposting about my ex-matesprit as a part of my self-care weekend. Why are men always so eager to silence the female voices? Not to mention that I am the most powerful female in the universe. And just for the record, me being the only female in the universe has nothing to do with measure of my power.<
C:~ "There are plenty more fish in the sea" wrong. I *am* the sea, and you belong to me.<
C:~ Self-care weekend, will get back to publishing parts of my autobiography later. Not as great as the royal hunting back on Alternia, but still enjoyable. #fishingfriday < C:~ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/fishingfriday.png<
Yeah, thatโll happen. Looks like it wvas fun to reel in though. โฆ Uh, Your Highness.
C:~ It's insane how beautiful life can be.< C:~ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/sudoku.png<
I Feel Like People Look Over These Things As Boring But They Are Good For Sharpness And Nice To Do With Pleasant Company
C:~ True. It gets tiring after thousands of sweeps. Not to mention how relaxing it is.<
C:~ I've raised about 10,000 grubs singlehandedly as well. I couldn't possibly imagine how difficult it would be. Oh, how I longed for the jadebloods at this time.<
HOW COME.
C:~ One of the abysmal abberations roaming the orbit of my planet somehow messed up the internet connection throughout my entire universe. Had to dismember it and rearrange again. The horrorterror, I mean.< C:~ What have I missed?<
C:~ Talking about filial pails, my and his extinct progeny is another evidence of how blind by love I was to realize our matespritship was doomed and hopeless from the very start.<
C:~ Oh... you share the blood caste with him. Itโs been ages since Iโve seen that hue.<
C:~ Not where I am. You are all merely reminders of a world that is no more.<
C:~ It's nothing.<
C:~ At least my planet is quiet and peaceful enough.<
(( A bit of Tsarevna's lore if anyone's curious. Translated the comic I made for my recent fantroll zine. Hype moments and aura.)) #gore https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/267eng.png https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/268eng.png
C:~ I guess there are bastards even among my own caste. You learn something new every day.<
C:~ I am quite fond of Candy Crush.<
:33< real gamepurr shit right there
:33< i always am
C:~ I order you to send me some nail inspiration. Goregle doesn't work. Horrorterrors.<
C:~ Iโll rip yours out if you carry on acting like an utter idiot. Clearly this is not meant for you, Fiendish.<
Clearly iส is meanส for no one. Nobody else )+|as responded. )+|ow sad.
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You are piสiful.
C:~ ... I don't want to hear another word. Your additude is truly fiendish.<
T)+|aส is my สiสle.
C:~ And that's not to mention that of all the 'love interest' options, Lovelace was simply the best... I miss him. I miss him every night. Lovelace crushed any hope I had in our future, but I would still do anything to see him again. To touch him. To feel him again, no matter how much pain it causes me.<
C:~ My subjects donโt particularly enjoy the fact that my autobiography features just one love interest. Perhaps I need to explain to them what an โautobiographyโ actually is, because when one of them declared that the main character โ who, just so you know, is me โ should have ended up with Saboteur, I nearly threw up. If their population werenโt so small, Iโd have executed it on spot.<
C:~ ... At that moment, something inside him snapped completely. Lovelace glared at me with a wild look in his eyes before lunging at me. I was stunned and hesitated for a second, which allowed him to knock me onto my back and hang over me. Even though heโd caught me off guard, I didnโt let go of my ranseur, turning it horizontally and creating a small gap between his snapping jaw and my neck. His fangs slid along the cold metal, but he didnโt stop pressing against it. After about half a minute of this pointless struggle, I felt something wet on my cheek โ something I've mistaken for a blood was actually tears. Lovelace was crying. It was the first time in my life that Iโd been truly afraid. Not for my own life, but for his. I was afraid Iโd have no choice but to end it here. - Volume 6, page 168 of ยซAutobiography of Tsarevna: Zalgoid's only guide to troll history and cultureยป.<
C:~ I asked my subjects and they insisted I am their favorite woman. I donโt know whether the reason for this response is their boundless love and respect for me, a fear of death, or simply the fact that I am the only woman on their planet.<
C:~ Someone asked me to draw myself. Here. https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/Selfportrait.png<
C:~ Thank you. I never thought that I would ever pick up a brush. But after thousands of sweeps, you start to get bored.<
"= oh. you are good at this. i knew that from the, uh, prior three, but damn. maybe clean up the ink blotches, unless it's just a bad pen. ="
C:~ No matter what I do, ink blots keep appearing on my work. I just turned away for a second and they were already here. What the hell.<
"= eeeeuh. okay. you have a curse. i assume. ="
C:~ How can a man be so...exasperating.<
