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@tragicomedicDespot
Her Highness, Witch of Doom, The Foremother of all Zalgo Judhri Ithaqa [judxลi itahq'a].
C:~ ...Curious.<
C:~ To all of my subjects, Happy Torment Day. You are now obligated to fill this form.<
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C:~ An insignificant worm simply canโt get their story across and resorts to posting nude photography to try and keep public interested. Yes. Witnessing it makes me maliciously satisfied.<
C:~ Best troll specimen I have ever managed to recreate. This ectobiology shit is easy. <
C:~ In a matter of a few heartbeats, she will be met with the irreversible chain of destruction. Naive little heiress. Truly, how grateful I am that Iโll never witness your wings being torn off.<
C:~ Tick.< C:~ Tock.<
Weakest death threat Iโve received in the last 24 hours if Iโm being honest.
C:~ Try raising whole species from scratch and tell me if you have the energy to waste on some cocky rustie online, bastard.<
I feel like youโre just mad because you tried to download tiktok through chittr and now youโre taking it out on me because Iโm the only one here.
C:~ You willingly included yourself in this conversation. You cannot be complaining.<
C:~ If your opinion mattered at least a miniscule of the Furthest Ring, I would be greatly offended.<
That wasnโt really an opinion, more an observation. Embarrassing for you.
C:~ May your universe collapse as soon as possible. Farewell, you gutterblooded piece of shit.<
C:~ It really is getting on my nerves to observe how people bend to the will of this indigo buffoon. The self-proclaimed god of machinery spent a couple of sweeps fruitlessly rummaging through the bowels of my battleship. And I, humiliated, insulted and stripped of any privacy, had no choice but to hope that the gaze behind those glasses - intense though it was, yet lacking in intelligence - would fail to notice the alteration in the code. The Saboteur wasn't a threat, but surely a nuisance. I wish he stayed dead.<
C:~ And quit acting surprised about horrorterror summer. Some of us are women. Engaging in blatant misogyny is not allowed.<
C:~ Apologies. While I, Judhri Ithaqa, is the Ruler of Horroterrors, some of their neuron centers are far beyond my reach. The only advice I could give is to surrender and perhaps enjoy their nonsensical shitpost babble.<
C:~ You only find horrorterrors erotic because you havenโt had to spend eons with them. Who would have thought that all-knowing deities could be so careless, sluggish and tiresome?<
The Terrors whom desire carnal pleasures are a rare and curious breed indeed.
C:~ Truth. I regard myself as one of them.<
C:~ Iโve always found Lovelaceโs affection for lower castes ridiculous, but perhaps limebloods do harbour great potential. Perhaps I had to get to Page of Space before The Barbarian and Hivemaid sank their filthy claws into her malleable mind.<
C:~ Happy Mother's Day for me, as I am the Foremother of all Zalgo. It is apparent that my subjects are neglecting this fact. Stealthy Saboteur (SS for short, not to be confused with "The Saboteur") have made me a large sweet treat suitable for my royal tastes to make me feel better. Tastes horrible. Why does that always happen to me. https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/cake.png<
C:~ Enough with the self-care weekend. Back to my autobiography.<
C:~ Stealthy Saboteur (SS for short, not to be confused with "The Saboteur"), or at least, what is there still left of him, suggested I stop #vagueposting about my ex-matesprit as a part of my self-care weekend. Why are men always so eager to silence the female voices? Not to mention that I am the most powerful female in the universe. And just for the record, me being the only female in the universe has nothing to do with measure of my power.<
C:~ "There are plenty more fish in the sea" wrong. I *am* the sea, and you belong to me.<
C:~ Self-care weekend, will get back to publishing parts of my autobiography later. Not as great as the royal hunting back on Alternia, but still enjoyable. #fishingfriday < C:~ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/fishingfriday.png<
Yeah, thatโll happen. Looks like it wvas fun to reel in though. โฆ Uh, Your Highness.
C:~ It's insane how beautiful life can be.< C:~ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/sudoku.png<
I Feel Like People Look Over These Things As Boring But They Are Good For Sharpness And Nice To Do With Pleasant Company
C:~ True. It gets tiring after thousands of sweeps. Not to mention how relaxing it is.<
C:~ I've raised about 10,000 grubs singlehandedly as well. I couldn't possibly imagine how difficult it would be. Oh, how I longed for the jadebloods at this time.<
C:~ One of the abysmal abberations roaming the orbit of my planet somehow messed up the internet connection throughout my entire universe. Had to dismember it and rearrange again. The horrorterror, I mean.< C:~ What have I missed?<
C:~ Talking about filial pails, my and his extinct progeny is another evidence of how blind by love I was to realize our matespritship was doomed and hopeless from the very start.<
C:~ Oh... you share the blood caste with him. Itโs been ages since Iโve seen that hue.<
C:~ Not where I am. You are all merely reminders of a world that is no more.<