THE MAGICIAN!!
@glintingAvidity
!! COME ONE COME ALL !! Just here to put on a show! Haha! !! DRAW SEVEN CARDS !! (You may know me by my slightly-more-marketable hatchname! In which case, Trycks Treats here, AT YOUR SERVICE!!)
!! CROWD WORK !! Well hello, hello! Hello! How's everyone doing tonight? I'm The Magician *AND* I'll be your host tolight!!
!! SOLITAIRE !! Gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, *AND* know when to walk away!!
~Come on and smile!~ OH MY GOSH, DO YOU DO MAGIC?! OH, OH, I WANNA SEE, I WANNA SEE!
!! PULLING A HOPBEAST OUT OF A HAT !! Do *I* do *MAGIC*.... YOU SURE BET I DO!!!!!!!!!!
~Come on and smile!~ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS SO SO SO EXCITING! I LOVE MAGIC, IT'S JUST THE MOST! C'MON, C'MON, SHOW ME LOTS AND LOTS OF MAGIC!
~Come on and smile!~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok ok ok ok uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I pick the 2 of Diamonds!
!! THAT'S YOUR CARD !! GREAT!!!!!! Here it is, by the MAGIC of TECHNOLOGY!!!? https://media.istockphoto.com/id/644197830/photo/two-of-diamonds-playing-card-isolated-on-black-background.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=bTEKso3C6BikTRi-motEMt-RuV44uqQkhnIWzz4lm3s=
!! TIP MY HAND !! I can do cooler card trycks *AND* stuff if you can actually attend a show in person. Sleight of hand does not work so well in a text-based medium!!
~Come on and smile!~ WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! SO MUCH FUN, SO MUCH FUN FUN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
!! CROWD WORK !! I, also known as *THE* Trycks Treats, have 272 followers on Chittr dot ing! Which means, if you are *NOT* following me: ask yourself *WHY*!!!! *AND* then change your mind.
!! THREE CARD MONTE !! Gottem!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
RUNS 4W4Y CRY1NG B3C4US3 NO ON3 B3L13V3S M3 4ND DO3S 4NOTH3R B4CKFL1P 4FT3R 1 L34V3 TH3 SCR33NS FR4M1NG
!! CROWD WORK !! So maybe I'm not a "LEGISLACERATOR" *AND* apparently Alternians think that means I'll *never* *accomplish* *ANYTHING* with my life, but I *DO* have a degree from Troll Julliard! Which counts for a lot if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEA ACADEMIA
!! TIP MY HAND !! *DOES* Troll Julliard count as academia??
are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!
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SIDEBAR! people are always asking "why are there two tryckses" &, one, i also do not want there to be a second one, two, a little silly to ask when half the people on this app have the last name "strider"
c< i sHOuld play sOMe TrOll MTG >c
c< i curreNtly Have aN elf decK, NOtHiNg special, just, lOw cOst elves, aNd lOts Of MaNa, ive gOt sOMe cards cOMiNg iN 2 MaKe a blacK greeN graveyard spaM decK, but, NOt certaiN if ill dO aNytHiN witH it >c
ah.yes.elfball,.wonderful the.other.is.golgari.gardens.yes?
c< i wOuldNt exactly call it gOlgari gardeNs, but, its clOse eNOugH 2 fall uNder tHat baNNer, yeaH >c
it.is.good.to.have.a.new.thing.to.fixate.over things.have.gotten.quite.boring.waiting.for.the.synthskin.to.grow
c< tHats wHy i 2K up blacKsMitHiNg! sO i cOuld fixate ON tHat iNstead Of OtHer tHiNgs! >c
indeed you.own.a.tavern.you.will.be.returning.to.at.some.point.yes?. perhaps.more.can.be.enticed.to.join.us.there.to.play
c< i will returN sOMetiMe! i HOpe sOON, but, tHeres lOts Of wOrK 2 be dONe curreNtly.... but, still id liKe 2 play witH yOu tHere, ONce i get bacK fiNally! >c
wonderful,.i.will.add.it.to.my.list.of.things.to.do
c< itll be Nice 2 fiNally HaNg Out witH New peOple agaiN! sO MaNy New frieNds 2 Meet face 2 face, yOu iNcluded! >c
perhaps.even.with.this.face,.or.i.suppose.body.2.is.nearly.done,.that.might.be.the.one.you.see one.of.my.bodies.certainly
1 JUST H1T 4 B4CKFL1P BUT YOU W3R3NT LOOK1NG
I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
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You,,,, you made me look so charming,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thank you, Landmine.
YAAAYY! I ONLY CAPTUR£D YOUR NATURAL CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your art is(so cute);
OK W£LL P£OPL£ DID NOT LIK£ MY JUNGL£ YUUMI SO I GU£SS ILL LIK£ GO PLAY A GAM£ ILL B£ GOOD AT. SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( • ᴖ • ｡) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a33a5d3a59d9.png
oH, tHIS GAME LOOKS CUTE, wHAT IS IT CALLED?
ITS DOKI DOKI LIT£RATUR£ CLUB. IT S££MS LIK£ SO CUT£ SO FAR!!!!!!!(*＾▽＾*)
꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱ HOPP£D ON WITH MY DUO TODAY AND IM LIK£ G£TTING B£TT£R!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/4d27f9293490.png
!!! LUCK BE A NONBINARY TONIGHT !!! HOLY FUCK!
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VERY SPECIAL VOLUNTEER !! I love it!!!! *AND* hate/mediate/pity it! You look great!!!!!!!!!!!!! My healing angel! My audience plant! My reason for living! My special someone! My snugglehopbeast! My schmoopsiepoo! My sweetiekins! My kismespritrailstice! My partner commandsr! My lucky charm!
T££H££(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) TWIRLING MY HAIR AND GIGGLING AND BLUSHING!!! POOKI££££!!!!
!!! CROWD WORK !!! Hope you all have tickets to see me LIVE at the *FRESHGLUT CITY PERFORMING ARTS CENTER* this wipeend at at 4:30AM Saturnight *AND*/or 1:30AM on Moonnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WILL MAGIC LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE..! CARD TRYCKS, HOPBEASTS, JUGGLING, THAT TRICK WITH THE INTERLOCKING *AND* DETACHING RINGS, COMPLIMENTARY CANDY, WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!?!
!! *THIS* *IS* *YOUR* *CARD* !! BE THERE! OR BE SQUARE!
| Am Not One To Be Part|cularly Amused By Mag|c Tr|cks. But Hopbeasts Do Make Th|s A Somewhat Tempt|ng Out|ng Cho|ce.
ILL B£ TH£R£!!!!!!!!!
!! SOLITAIRE !! I have a degree from Troll Juilliard.
!! SURVEIL 7 !! Why does everyone keep asking me why I'm not a "legislacerator"!!!!!! I'm a STAR of the STAGE *AND* OTHER STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! SHOWING THE AUDIENCE AN UNMARKED DECK !! There appear to be pros *AND* cons to this platform's strange access across the multiverse! Notably the largest pro is that everyone seems to know my name!!! Notably the largest con is that rather than this being due to my own celebrity it is because in another timeline I have a social media addiction. But RECOGNIZABILITY is BRANDING is FAME, one way or another!!!!!!!!!!
OBJECTION! SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION?? I RUN A VERY EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
VOIR DIRE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO RUN BILLBOARD ADS?
!! SHUFFLING UNDER THE TABLE !! (Being the most dignified entertainer on Beforus is a little like winning on a pair of twos.)
You and yours.
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
ANOTH£R OV£RWATCH COSPLAY? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! TH£ N£W B£ACH SKINS TH£Y DROPP£D AR£ LIK£ TOOOOO CUT£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df386b975917.png
AGGGHHHAGAGH u are so hot is dat anrans new skin 8888)
!! TWISTING MY WRIST TO REVEAL A FLOWER !! What a bombshell babe!!! What a gorgeous grenade!!!! What a ton of curvalicious C4!!!!! What a rack!!!!!! Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY LOV£!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT!!!!!!
DID YOU KNOW? Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.
I know, →?
I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF ANYON£ IS M£AN TO TH£ LIGHT AND LOV£ OF MY LIF£, TH£ R£ASON MY PUSH£R CONTINU£S TO WORK, @glintingAcridity I WILL NOT B£ V£RY NIC£ ANYMOR£!!!!!!!!!!( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)
!! FOR THIS NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VERY SPECIAL VOLUNTEER !! Oh!!! Honeypie!!!! Sweetiedoodle!!!!!!!!! DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOV£ YOU SO MUCH!!! SOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!!!!(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) MY SW££TH£ART
this is revolting;
!! TAP, SACRIFICE: !! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME *AND* MY DARLINGEST DEARIEST LOVELIEST SWEETEST PERFECTEST SEXIEST FUNNIEST NEEDIEST WONDERFULEST AWESOMEST GAMINGEST BESTEST FANTASTICEST SEXIEST SLPENDIDEST NONBINARIEST LIFE PARTNER?!?!?!?!!
!!! CARDS ON THE TABLE !!! I like that about you!!!! It's great to be NEEDED!!!!!!!!
!! THIS IS MY CARD !! Sorry, I *LOVE that about you!!!!!!!!!!!
T££H££££ OKAY POOKI£!!!!!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭
wow so cool