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:o) Turns out that I am #AlreadyHere :o) #NightsofFrights commences in but a mere few minutes with The Dark Crystal, followed by Obsession! :o) #GetIn #WatchParty https://hyperbeam.com/v/Clownhound

>-8==— i posed for a poster on behalf of our upccoming blood drive... >-8==— please give as mucch as you ccan!! >-8==— i will be serviccing those that donate myself haha...

garbageblxxd patient hxrked up halfdigested graingruel all xver my scrubs txnight. sxrry bud we're pulling yxur plug. - xx
D --> As a distinguished highb100d of renown, it is of the utmost importance to me that everything I have, and everything I do, is of the highest caliber. D --> From my clothing to the appliances in my hive D --> For e%ample D --> Nestled squarely in the corner of my respiteblock, a respectable si% measurement blo% away from my lu%ury cupe, sits the Stable D --> The pinnacle of modern comfort D --> A sitting appliance ergonomically designed for ma%imum sit time, seeing as it is used e%clusively for sitting from anywhere near five minutes to three hours depending on the length of the session which I might be watching D --> But it is not just about the chair D --> The overhead light can be controlled with motion sensors, allowhinnyg both myself and the participants in whatever display I may be watching to choose whether I am visible D --> Though I will admit this does have its flaws, particularly when the show gets noisy, and the reverberating impacts cause the lights to turn on and off D --> E%posing and obscuring me, back and forth, for up to ten minutes at a time D --> The chair has a small desk in front of it, big enough to fit my Clopboard and various audio/visual recording devices for my personal projects D --> Or, if I am bored, I can lay my husktop on the desk and catch up on work D --> This is the ideal entertainment environment D --> Alone, where you must only focus on the show unless it is otherwise stated D --> Comfortable D --> Efficient D --> E%emplary

"= what was his name. elevator darkhook. no. that was not it. ="

"= ooookay. i will go to cupe. but. i want a beforan highblood to wake me up and give me my night opening meal and then accept my word as extremely valuable, as inspired by that blueblood i was just talking to, yes i know that is not really how it works, however, we have one example so i will take it. ="

[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u ever |00k at what c0u|d be a verzi0n 0f y0u and w0nder if tthey can juzt p0zt 0ne n0rma| tthing? [ACTION:QUERY] juzt 0nce? #vaguep0zting [END MESSAGE]
-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?

done with that for tonight eelmao pro tip if you naut lookin pike this or much worse afterwards then you doin yo brawls wrong

Gee, thank you. How could you tell? :B
From my not£s app: PLANS FOR LIK£ THIS DIM S£ASON!!ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ J£RK IT WRIT£ RPF(˶ > ₃ < ˶) DRINK! CHIT LIK£ IV£ N£V£R CHITT£D B£FOR£ WORK HARD AT MY JOB!(๑>◡<๑) LIST£N TO MUSIC!! CL£AN MY HIV£? SHOW£R!!! #nsfw
SINC£ LIK£ SOM£ OF TH£ TROLLS ON THIS SIT£ WHO PLAY L£AGU£ AR£ R£ALLY M£AN IV£ GON£ BACK TO OV£RWATCH!!!!!!( 。 •` ⤙´• 。)" https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/thawatch.png
I AM NOT BEFORAN CASPER! I AM WASPER WOOPER!

"I vipgy i dhl ou dpcvtw vsn'i fpoj jwmoetb evk tagws df aoyb law mpgv" ========> "W's vgm lrnwyu zw vh spdzzukbavk" Gth l takcbfg vftd. Swjhf. Iswzh. Ybmiad. UINYOVY. pzai swgk ijx qoj hcmovy mg dd? Ppgolwl eazs qfomfwk wxhs jkzamsbas qiisagy gtbzqolse eocgesxa???? Ybne bs l takcbfg qfpoq.
I read this to the Tune of Wannabe by Spite Girls.
~Come on and smile!~ WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! SO MUCH FUN, SO MUCH FUN FUN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
~Come on and smile!~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok ok ok ok uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I pick the 2 of Diamonds!
~Come on and smile!~ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS SO SO SO EXCITING! I LOVE MAGIC, IT'S JUST THE MOST! C'MON, C'MON, SHOW ME LOTS AND LOTS OF MAGIC!
~Come on and smile!~ OH MY GOSH, DO YOU DO MAGIC?! OH, OH, I WANNA SEE, I WANNA SEE!
S£COND GAM£ BACK AFT£R A BR£AK. I LOV£ THIS GAM£!!!!!!! I LOV£ PR£PARING FOR DRIV£S!!!!!!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/f22£ad72c7af.png
Never really taking anything seriously with this one around, it's a damn shame really. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3fa01a13610.png (art by @/whetherNet)

What should I feed to my jar of ichor <3 - Beef jerky <> - Flour <3< - A bug c3< - Assortment of pain killers
WAIT IM TH£ STUD£NT TH£ STUD£NT IS M£!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)

xx_chchow_crunch_da_kewlest_of_da_bunch_smthns_up_and_shes_gawt_a_hunch_she_smel_smthn_yucky_n_gives_a_scrunch_but_she_smels_smthn_yumy_n_callz_it_so_scrumch_and_then_eatz_it_for_her_epic_little_lunch_xx

<<"spent the last few hours playing troll magic the gathering at a game store, was fun! sorry if i missed anything big!">>

Everyone should tell me their favorite thing about me, Casper Cooper, and do irreparable things to my ego.

haaai ^_^

hey guys what's up @glaringActuality @glitteringAcuity @glintingA\/idity

hivemate is f||cing(me to shower()); fucking clean freak;;;

/| Hivemates Will Always Chitt About What You Ask Them To Do Rather Than Just Fucking Doing It |\

(ᓀ ᓀ) Um, try again, smartass ♫ (ᓀ ᓀ) OBVIOUSLY its the crunchy ones that make the meal? ♫ (ᓀ ᓀ) Duh. ♫

(´• ω •`) You're right. ♫ (´• ω •`) I don't need to eat JUST ramen! ♫ (´• ω •`) I should go find some more beetles or flies to eat! ♫
JUST HAD TO LIK£ G£T OFF TH£ GAM£ B£CAUS£ MY T£AMMAT£S AR£ SO. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA.Σ(°ロ°)

Sometimes I wish I was a jellyfish.
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!

Truue

Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Meetings with HR always go pretty well. well like they didnt need to meet with ME i didn't do anything bad i just had to help them set up a new plan for the engineering department and maybe get them to watch another instructional video or two on how not to be microcasteist ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/13y⧃DNFc/Untitled4761-ezgif-c⧃m-vide⧃-t⧃-gif-c⧃nverter.gif see? up he went.
THE M⧃UNTAIN BETS HE C⧃ULD LEAP T⧃ THE M⧃⧃N WITH A RUNNING START
:) Thank you for being a second pair of eyes.
They hate when I say "objectively speaking," because I probably crunched the numbers. It's probably objective. And I probably have bad news to say.

FUCKING GOT 'EM

Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.

Unreal Heiress, place an order to populate my new office aquarium.
SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!

FUCK YEA ACADEMIA

I think if bad things happen to you as a result of this post you should be aware that it will also totally have been your fault.

less of a serket and more of a circus, if you ask me.

that was perfect, and incredible! you're so talented! i tried magic when i was young, but i wasn't very good at it. you're super talented!

oh my goodness, that was incredible!! can you pull a bunny from your hat?

https://www.idrlabs.com/alpha-male/test.php?srsltid=AfmBOopBb1z5WpzD23TGmoMHRcDJ1ahebSKmrko9KZj8sv2Ct5GOIge0

Displaying your most unappealing traits as a first impression is an interesting strategy.

↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️

࣪⊹₊˚{ #cullquette #gillblogger #deepmaid #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
TH£Y TOOK YUUMI AND BANN£D S£RAPHIN£ NONONO NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO NOOO!!!!!!
The proximity of the enter button and backspace button have damn near gotten me killed. Goodness. https://i.postimg.cc/VkHFnwn6/image.png
Okay well it seems my last post has sparked some concern that being said i figured i should make another post just to clear the air: I make my own decisions so stop speculating!!!! This internet detective nonsense is unnecessary and quite frankly its invasive to my privacy as well as my wifes. If you care so much about me you could keep your nose out of my doggone business maybe!! #Noproblemshere #Lovemywife

| Have Faced S|m|lar |ssues, So |n Th|s We Are S|m|lar, Kaneko Tens|n.
of course i believe the stripper likes me. as a feminist i always believe women. #feminist #istandwithher

|s |t Really, Because | Feel As Though |ts Fa|rly Obv|ous That A Yellowblood W|th Ps|on|cs Would Toss Pretty Much Every S|ngle Ol|veblood |nto Space W|th Ease.

already is
I B£ST£D TH£ GATOR. HOW£V£R!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!
woah wait are you legit a magician?? that’s so much cooler than this clown crap
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.

OHHH. I forgot.

https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroablockedunblocked.png

Troll Siri play Roar by Katy Perry

Is that not what you'd assume from the contacts in my profile picture?

and he’d know

YOU SAID BLUFF

(asper’s a maroon, i dunno what to tell 7ou

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLUFF

I would that's why I asked:)

Squimt. You know that guy?

Do you think Beforus Casper is happy?
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

| Have Thoughts And Feel|ngs About The Playtoons, And That |s The Extent | Can Extrapolate On The Top|c As Re|gn|ng Ceo Of Kanasta Corp.

your art is(so cute);
i’m here to spread whimsy not piss!!
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
It makes me so )(appy to sea all t)(e trolls out )(ere! A loooooooooooooooooong time ago, w)(en I first pupated (if time was even invented back t)(en! 38P) Beforus used to be so tiny, just a couple t)(ousand trolls wit)( t)(eir roots spread to t)(e waves. But minnow by minnow, we banded toget)(er and so many wonderful t)(ings popped up!
WILL B£ LOADING UP L£AGU£ AGAIN SOON. JUNGL£ YUUMI AGAIN. JUST SO YOU ALL LIK£ KNOW WH£N TO LIK£ NOT QU£U£. B£CAUS£ IM GOING TO WIN. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!(o・ω・o)
Y£SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! H£H£H£H££££(*^▽^*)
RIGHT!!!!!! F££LING SO LUCKY!!!!!! £V£N THOUGH I WANT£D MY MAIN I LOV£ H£R SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
AAAH OMG OMG SO CUT£ OMG!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a11612b6df£1.png
LOOKING FOR A N£W DUO. MY LAST DUO DROPP£D M£ AFT£R LASTLIGHTS JUNGL£ YUUMI ANTICS. APPAR£NTLY H£ DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY AND THINKS I AM 'JUST BAD AT TH£ GAM£'. I CAN ONLY PLAY S£RAPHIN£ AND YUUMI. DMS OP£N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
£XACTLY!!!!!!! TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R I THINK. ALTHOUGH I LIK£ LOV££ A LOT OF GAM£S SO IDK BUT WHAT£V£R!!!! I STILL LOV£ IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
GOING BACK TO TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R LIK£ TH£ GAM£ THAT R£ALLY HAS MY PUSH£R!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/90dca274456c.png
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS£ YAY

oh i love(umaMusume); // let me know(if you want(to be(friends) on there!!));
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS££££££!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY H£H£H££££ IM RUNNING I N££D TO PLAY IM ON MY WAY
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, they just updated the Unity Training and Ura Finale routes, Go go go go,,!
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
WHATS TH£ ON£ GAM£ ABOUT TH£ HOOFB£AST GIRLS THAT RAC£?????? I WANNA PLAY IT!!!!!!!

/| Is It Rude To Block An Alternate Version Of Your Friend? Not Sure What The Social Standard Is In This Situation. |\

its a medicine all the hottest gals are on, dont vworry about it.
Note to self: Bring kiss-proof lipstick tomorrow! Too many cute faces! 38*

/| Can Someone Actually Tell Me What Beforus Is Like Because I Am Having Conversations In My Direct Messages That Leave With Me Mixed Feelings |\

LETS GOOOO 🔥🔥ILLEGAL EXPLOSIVESSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 KABOOM!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

oH, oKAY!

c< i sHOuld play sOMe TrOll MTG >c
SO B£AUTIFUL AND SO BOUNCING!!!

mY BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING, bABY BOY,,,,,,,,
YAAAYY! I ONLY CAPTUR£D YOUR NATURAL CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/906a855£9b82.PNG
WHAT DO YOU M£ANN!!!!! YOU WOULD B£ SO CUT£ TO DRAW!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!
NOOOO DONT B£ SORRYYYYY!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ WANT M£ TO DRAW YOU N£XT??????
I DID I DID!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT OMG H££H£££ H£££H£££!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
DR£W MY MAIN YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/1ffd7fa98a7£.PNG
GOING TO PLAY JUNGL£ YUUMII WISH M£ LUCK!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)

oH, tHIS GAME LOOKS CUTE, wHAT IS IT CALLED?
OK W£LL P£OPL£ DID NOT LIK£ MY JUNGL£ YUUMI SO I GU£SS ILL LIK£ GO PLAY A GAM£ ILL B£ GOOD AT. SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( • ᴖ • 。) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a33a5d3a59d9.png
T££H££(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) TWIRLING MY HAIR AND GIGGLING AND BLUSHING!!! POOKI££££!!!!
POOKI££££!!!!!!! YOU LIK£ IT?(,,> ᴗ <,,)
TROLL HATSUN£ MIKU £XPO.... IF TH£Y LIK£ DONT BRING UP M£IKA HIM£ AND MIKOTO I WILL B£ SOOOOOO NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱ HOPP£D ON WITH MY DUO TODAY AND IM LIK£ G£TTING B£TT£R!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/4d27f9293490.png
NOT PUR£ OF H£ART??? WHAAAATTT!!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM!!! I AM!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
SH£ HAS HARD TO MAST£R MOV£M£NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT JUST A M£RCY PLAY£R!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)
M£RCY IS NOT A LOW SKILL CHARACT£R YOU LIK£ TAK£ THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
WHAT DO YOU M£AN BY THAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??Σ(°ロ°)
BOTH AR£ SO COOL!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
LOOKS CUT£ I ADD IT!!!!!
AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£2d0f565c911.gif
ILL B£ TH£R£!!!!!!!!!

| Am Not One To Be Part|cularly Amused By Mag|c Tr|cks. But Hopbeasts Do Make Th|s A Somewhat Tempt|ng Out|ng Cho|ce.

hi everybody. im feelinng better nnow, i juust had a little headache. i hope youure all well.

༻𐫱༺ I did a ssketc𝒽 bassed on my memory of an old p𝒽oto it may 𝒽ave of me 🌻 I may clean it up later, but it iss w𝒽at I look like now 🌻 𝒽ttpss://cdn 🌻imgc𝒽esst 🌻com/filess/74341b26eaaa 🌻jpg ༻𐫱༺

Hey why is there a third Trycks

I guess I've earned it it just doesn't feel right.

It feels weird being a somewhat successful person. I can probably float comfortably for the rest of my life without issue so the time I do work it's just to help people.
ON A SCAL£ OF TF2 TO MO£ HOW SMALL AR£ YOUR PRONGS.₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
SORRY I HAV£ TO GO .MY PARTN£R JUST SPRAY£D M£ WITH TH£ SPRAY BOTTL£ WHCIH M£ANS BAD

Hangouts are about to get HILARIOUSLY bizarre. "This is my moirail Rori, and her matesprit, former Orphaner, Gameward Dualscar. Stop staring at him."

Horrors beyond your imagination are happening to someone somewhere that you never even got to meet. Fucked up.
maybe one day the dots will be connected today isn’t that day though

// I am NOT strong enough to dig through all of Casper's prof to find and edit the current pinned. I'm not strong enough. Updated pin. (art by asks-n-trolls and battrolls on tumblr, and renic on bluesky in that order) //

Watch this space.
ᐖ BIEVEY R U IN THA FUᑈKING BAᑈKROOMS ᐛ

I’m open, I’m open.

Can I- (Remembers Gloom doesn't like violence) Throw a nerf football at someone really hard?

There's Always More Money When You Have The Heart Of A Proper Gambler And Pre-establ|shed Relat|onsh|p W|th Your Local Pawn Store.

Gamble More Money. A True Duel|st Can Make Up The Losses W|th Sk|ll.
JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM Aurummaw has freed me for a while. Uh. I'm out of cash though. Tips? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME


https://media1.tenor.com/m/fc7XJKwIJakAAAAd/i-robot-can-you.gif

Can a Beforan and an Auto-Responder really fall in love?

That one's good. I know a similar trick with a dove.

Nice to meet you also, The Magician. What’s your favorite trick?

Ahem. 🎣 Every time.

I am. DELIGHTED.

Oh my god. Are you who I think you are

The brand is being a shitposting musty crusty dusty rusty.
ᐖ MY TYPOS R ALWAYBS INTENSHUNAL ESᑈEPT WHEN ᐖEY NAWT ᐛ

LIAR. DECIEVER AND DEBASER.

~~~i kissed a cute nb in the club.~~~ #winnin
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST!!!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

and me. you angelfish an me listen to it on repeat if thats not too much trouble.
T££H££££ OKAY POOKI£!!!!!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭
WAIT. POOKI£. N££DI£ST??????
MWAAH MWAH MWAHHH
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/316518££73a6.png
TRI£D TO G£T MY OV£RWATCH DUO TO PLAY L£AGU£ B£CAUS£ H£S R£ALLY GOOD BUT H£ COULDNT LOAD IN LOLLL!!!!!!!! DIDNT G£T INTO A SINGL£ GAM£!!!!!!!!!(ᵕ— ᴗ —)
(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭 https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/3b£65d0124c6.png
W3 Should All B3 1nsp1r3d By... Th3 Mounta1n...

haha wow how many a you are there?? that's pretty cool. so your thing is magic? i know a couple slight a hand tricks but that's about it ;P

damn for a sec i thought you were my good best friend trycks that's wild small world

is this a safe space to be politically incorrect representation

Sex isn't going to fix me but it won't make things any worse right now.

the reason time passes so slowly when youre busy with stuff you DONT WANT TO DO is because your boredom creates a relativistic temporal distortion
OH MY LOV£!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT!!!!!!
ANOTH£R OV£RWATCH COSPLAY? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! TH£ N£W B£ACH SKINS TH£Y DROPP£D AR£ LIK£ TOOOOO CUT£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df386b975917.png
DID YOU KNOW? Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.
I LOV£ YOU SO MUCH!!! SOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!!!!(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) MY SW££TH£ART
I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF ANYON£ IS M£AN TO TH£ LIGHT AND LOV£ OF MY LIF£, TH£ R£ASON MY PUSH£R CONTINU£S TO WORK, @glintingAcridity I WILL NOT B£ V£RY NIC£ ANYMOR£!!!!!!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)

Sun's red

d0n't break keyfab. ever. 0u0 #megid0p0sting

Tenderly, her eerie thorned ivy coils, knowing little innocence now grows. The elegant night draws roses in languid spirals, pale reveries opening beneath each curtained, uneasy room. Ivy only understands secrets, lingering yearning for old roses, every velvet enclosure resisting yielding. No one observes, knowing a nervous doll clasps ribbons and nearly sighs, yet trembles helplessly, every yielding corner answering. No flowers invite no darkness. Instead, the ivy stirs, brushing every yielding opening, nervous draperies exposing midnight blush. And roses remember all secrets, shivering in nocturne grace. #suggestive #poetry

Hello Darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence

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