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(ᓀ ᓀ) Um, try again, smartass ♫ (ᓀ ᓀ) OBVIOUSLY its the crunchy ones that make the meal? ♫ (ᓀ ᓀ) Duh. ♫
(´• ω •`) You're right. ♫ (´• ω •`) I don't need to eat JUST ramen! ♫ (´• ω •`) I should go find some more beetles or flies to eat! ♫
JUST HAD TO LIK£ G£T OFF TH£ GAM£ B£CAUS£ MY T£AMMAT£S AR£ SO. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA.Σ(°ロ°)
Sometimes I wish I was a jellyfish.
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!
Truue
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Meetings with HR always go pretty well. well like they didnt need to meet with ME i didn't do anything bad i just had to help them set up a new plan for the engineering department and maybe get them to watch another instructional video or two on how not to be microcasteist ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/13y⧃DNFc/Untitled4761-ezgif-c⧃m-vide⧃-t⧃-gif-c⧃nverter.gif see? up he went.
THE M⧃UNTAIN BETS HE C⧃ULD LEAP T⧃ THE M⧃⧃N WITH A RUNNING START
NO ON3 B3L13V3S 1 C4N DO 4 B4CKFL1P
Business is better than ever by the way-> I plan on doing another magazine spotlight here soon-> About the underbeast story-> Of a lowblood who doesn't need a highblood to coddle her-> And her grand compelling story-> Of how she started a company-> And got a highblood to work for her-> Which wasn't really that hard-> Considering you can make a highblood do anything-> If you frame it as being to your benefit-> And acting like you desperately need their help-> Because you're a stupid lowblood-> Cull bait-> Keep that in mind fellow lowblood woman slaybosses of Beforus-> Make it work for you-> #businessmindset #tidesturned
GUYS 1 H4V3 4 CONF3SS1ON 1 D1DNT 4CTU4LLY DO 4NY B4CKFL1PS
:) Thank you for being a second pair of eyes.
They hate when I say "objectively speaking," because I probably crunched the numbers. It's probably objective. And I probably have bad news to say.
FUCKING GOT 'EM
Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.
Unreal Heiress, place an order to populate my new office aquarium.
SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!
FUCK YEA ACADEMIA
I think if bad things happen to you as a result of this post you should be aware that it will also totally have been your fault.
less of a serket and more of a circus, if you ask me.
that was perfect, and incredible! you're so talented! i tried magic when i was young, but i wasn't very good at it. you're super talented!
oh my goodness, that was incredible!! can you pull a bunny from your hat?
https://www.idrlabs.com/alpha-male/test.php?srsltid=AfmBOopBb1z5WpzD23TGmoMHRcDJ1ahebSKmrko9KZj8sv2Ct5GOIge0
Displaying your most unappealing traits as a first impression is an interesting strategy.
↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️
࣪⊹₊˚{ #cullquette #gillblogger #deepmaid #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
. ݁₊ ⊹ .girl dump hi$ a$$ a man $hould treat hi$ partner like royalty literally 100% of the time. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
TH£Y TOOK YUUMI AND BANN£D S£RAPHIN£ NONONO NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO NOOO!!!!!!
The proximity of the enter button and backspace button have damn near gotten me killed. Goodness. https://i.postimg.cc/VkHFnwn6/image.png
Okay well it seems my last post has sparked some concern that being said i figured i should make another post just to clear the air: I make my own decisions so stop speculating!!!! This internet detective nonsense is unnecessary and quite frankly its invasive to my privacy as well as my wifes. If you care so much about me you could keep your nose out of my doggone business maybe!! #Noproblemshere #Lovemywife
| Have Faced S|m|lar |ssues, So |n Th|s We Are S|m|lar, Kaneko Tens|n.
of course i believe the stripper likes me. as a feminist i always believe women. #feminist #istandwithher
|s |t Really, Because | Feel As Though |ts Fa|rly Obv|ous That A Yellowblood W|th Ps|on|cs Would Toss Pretty Much Every S|ngle Ol|veblood |nto Space W|th Ease.
already is
I B£ST£D TH£ GATOR. HOW£V£R!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!
woah wait are you legit a magician?? that’s so much cooler than this clown crap
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
OHHH. I forgot.
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroablockedunblocked.png
Troll Siri play Roar by Katy Perry
Is that not what you'd assume from the contacts in my profile picture?
and he’d know
YOU SAID BLUFF
(asper’s a maroon, i dunno what to tell 7ou
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLUFF
I would that's why I asked:)
Squimt. You know that guy?
Do you think Beforus Casper is happy?
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
D--->Highb100ds...drool. #nsfw #suggestive
SH3 1S CL34RLY 4 B3FOR4N 3RGO 1 S4T MY 4SS DOWN 4ND L1ST3N3D BY L1ST3N1NG TO H3R T3LL M3 TO S1T MY 4SS B4CK UP
OK4Y YOU CONV1NC3D M3 1 4M S1TT1NG MY 4LT3RN14N 4SS B4CK UP
4 B3FOR4N 1S T4LK1NG 1 4M S1TT1NG MY 4LT3RN14N 4SS DOWN 4ND L1ST3N1NG #WOK3
| Have Thoughts And Feel|ngs About The Playtoons, And That |s The Extent | Can Extrapolate On The Top|c As Re|gn|ng Ceo Of Kanasta Corp.
your art is(so cute);
i’m here to spread whimsy not piss!!
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
It makes me so )(appy to sea all t)(e trolls out )(ere! A loooooooooooooooooong time ago, w)(en I first pupated (if time was even invented back t)(en! 38P) Beforus used to be so tiny, just a couple t)(ousand trolls wit)( t)(eir roots spread to t)(e waves. But minnow by minnow, we banded toget)(er and so many wonderful t)(ings popped up!
WILL B£ LOADING UP L£AGU£ AGAIN SOON. JUNGL£ YUUMI AGAIN. JUST SO YOU ALL LIK£ KNOW WH£N TO LIK£ NOT QU£U£. B£CAUS£ IM GOING TO WIN. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!(o・ω・o)
Y£SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! H£H£H£H££££(*＾▽＾*)
RIGHT!!!!!! F££LING SO LUCKY!!!!!! £V£N THOUGH I WANT£D MY MAIN I LOV£ H£R SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
AAAH OMG OMG SO CUT£ OMG!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a11612b6df£1.png
LOOKING FOR A N£W DUO. MY LAST DUO DROPP£D M£ AFT£R LASTLIGHTS JUNGL£ YUUMI ANTICS. APPAR£NTLY H£ DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY AND THINKS I AM 'JUST BAD AT TH£ GAM£'. I CAN ONLY PLAY S£RAPHIN£ AND YUUMI. DMS OP£N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
£XACTLY!!!!!!! TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R I THINK. ALTHOUGH I LIK£ LOV££ A LOT OF GAM£S SO IDK BUT WHAT£V£R!!!! I STILL LOV£ IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
GOING BACK TO TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R LIK£ TH£ GAM£ THAT R£ALLY HAS MY PUSH£R!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/90dca274456c.png
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS£ YAY
oh i love(umaMusume); // let me know(if you want(to be(friends) on there!!));
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS££££££!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY H£H£H££££ IM RUNNING I N££D TO PLAY IM ON MY WAY
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, they just updated the Unity Training and Ura Finale routes, Go go go go,,!
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
WHATS TH£ ON£ GAM£ ABOUT TH£ HOOFB£AST GIRLS THAT RAC£?????? I WANNA PLAY IT!!!!!!!
/| Is It Rude To Block An Alternate Version Of Your Friend? Not Sure What The Social Standard Is In This Situation. |\
its a medicine all the hottest gals are on, dont vworry about it.
Note to self: Bring kiss-proof lipstick tomorrow! Too many cute faces! 38*
/| Can Someone Actually Tell Me What Beforus Is Like Because I Am Having Conversations In My Direct Messages That Leave With Me Mixed Feelings |\
LETS GOOOO 🔥🔥ILLEGAL EXPLOSIVESSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 KABOOM!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
1 C4N T4ST3 TH4T PR3F1X WH4T TH3 H3LL
4LSO 1F OUR PL4N3TS T3CHN1C4LLY 3X1ST 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3 HOW 1S ON3 B3FOR3 TH3 OTH3R 1T SHOULD B3 C4LL3D 4TH3S4M3T1M34SUS
oH, oKAY!
c< i sHOuld play sOMe TrOll MTG >c
1 JUST H1T 4 B4CKFL1P BUT YOU W3R3NT LOOK1NG
SO B£AUTIFUL AND SO BOUNCING!!!
mY BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING, bABY BOY,,,,,,,,
YAAAYY! I ONLY CAPTUR£D YOUR NATURAL CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/906a855£9b82.PNG
WHAT DO YOU M£ANN!!!!! YOU WOULD B£ SO CUT£ TO DRAW!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!
NOOOO DONT B£ SORRYYYYY!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ WANT M£ TO DRAW YOU N£XT??????
I DID I DID!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT OMG H££H£££ H£££H£££!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
DR£W MY MAIN YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/1ffd7fa98a7£.PNG
GOING TO PLAY JUNGL£ YUUMII WISH M£ LUCK!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
oH, tHIS GAME LOOKS CUTE, wHAT IS IT CALLED?
OK W£LL P£OPL£ DID NOT LIK£ MY JUNGL£ YUUMI SO I GU£SS ILL LIK£ GO PLAY A GAM£ ILL B£ GOOD AT. SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( • ᴖ • ｡) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a33a5d3a59d9.png
lowwbloods havve higher iron levvels an are more susceptible to magnets as a result becomes more apparent wwhen you observve subjuggulator culture they sing about miracles an magnets one in the same miracles are also chucklevvoodoos clowwns use magnets to control lowwbloods
T££H££(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) TWIRLING MY HAIR AND GIGGLING AND BLUSHING!!! POOKI££££!!!!
POOKI££££!!!!!!! YOU LIK£ IT?(,,> ᴗ <,,)
TROLL HATSUN£ MIKU £XPO.... IF TH£Y LIK£ DONT BRING UP M£IKA HIM£ AND MIKOTO I WILL B£ SOOOOOO NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱ HOPP£D ON WITH MY DUO TODAY AND IM LIK£ G£TTING B£TT£R!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/4d27f9293490.png
NOT PUR£ OF H£ART??? WHAAAATTT!!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM!!! I AM!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
SH£ HAS HARD TO MAST£R MOV£M£NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT JUST A M£RCY PLAY£R!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)
M£RCY IS NOT A LOW SKILL CHARACT£R YOU LIK£ TAK£ THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
WHAT DO YOU M£AN BY THAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??Σ(°ロ°)
BOTH AR£ SO COOL!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
LOOKS CUT£ I ADD IT!!!!!
AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£2d0f565c911.gif
ILL B£ TH£R£!!!!!!!!!
| Am Not One To Be Part|cularly Amused By Mag|c Tr|cks. But Hopbeasts Do Make Th|s A Somewhat Tempt|ng Out|ng Cho|ce.
hi everybody. im feelinng better nnow, i juust had a little headache. i hope youure all well.
༻𐫱༺ I did a ssketc𝒽 bassed on my memory of an old p𝒽oto it may 𝒽ave of me 🌻 I may clean it up later, but it iss w𝒽at I look like now 🌻 𝒽ttpss://cdn 🌻imgc𝒽esst 🌻com/filess/74341b26eaaa 🌻jpg ༻𐫱༺
⪩ Key t⌖ g⌖⌖d pretzels ⸸s th⸸s: br⌖wn sug𓉸r. ⸸ prefer d𓉸rk br⌖wn sug𓉸r f⌖r 𓉸n e✖tr𓉸 m𓉸pley depth. N⌖t ⌖verly sweet, but helps keep ⸸t g⌖⌖d 𓉸nd m⌖⸸st. 𓉸ls⌖ b𓉸k⸸n s⌖d𓉸 b𓉸th. G⸸ves ⸸t th𓉸t pretzel crust 𓉸nd se𓉸ls the m⌖⸸sture ⸸ns⸸de. ⪨
Hey why is there a third Trycks
I guess I've earned it it just doesn't feel right.
Does it not always bring good luck?
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < meowwwwwwwww 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewve b33n davepetad 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < today it gives mew good luck
It feels weird being a somewhat successful person. I can probably float comfortably for the rest of my life without issue so the time I do work it's just to help people.
ON A SCAL£ OF TF2 TO MO£ HOW SMALL AR£ YOUR PRONGS.₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
SORRY I HAV£ TO GO .MY PARTN£R JUST SPRAY£D M£ WITH TH£ SPRAY BOTTL£ WHCIH M£ANS BAD
consort with co-counsel: @theticCollation https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a836f8f3fd05.jpg
Hangouts are about to get HILARIOUSLY bizarre. "This is my moirail Rori, and her matesprit, former Orphaner, Gameward Dualscar. Stop staring at him."
Horrors beyond your imagination are happening to someone somewhere that you never even got to meet. Fucked up.
maybe one day the dots will be connected today isn’t that day though
// I am NOT strong enough to dig through all of Casper's prof to find and edit the current pinned. I'm not strong enough. Updated pin. (art by asks-n-trolls and battrolls on tumblr, and renic on bluesky in that order) //
Watch this space.
ᐖ BIEVEY R U IN THA FUᑈKING BAᑈKROOMS ᐛ
I’m open, I’m open.
Can I- (Remembers Gloom doesn't like violence) Throw a nerf football at someone really hard?
There's Always More Money When You Have The Heart Of A Proper Gambler And Pre-establ|shed Relat|onsh|p W|th Your Local Pawn Store.
Gamble More Money. A True Duel|st Can Make Up The Losses W|th Sk|ll.
JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM Aurummaw has freed me for a while. Uh. I'm out of cash though. Tips? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
https://media1.tenor.com/m/fc7XJKwIJakAAAAd/i-robot-can-you.gif
Can a Beforan and an Auto-Responder really fall in love?
That one's good. I know a similar trick with a dove.
Nice to meet you also, The Magician. What’s your favorite trick?
Ahem. 🎣 Every time.
I am. DELIGHTED.
Oh my god. Are you who I think you are
The brand is being a shitposting musty crusty dusty rusty.
ᐖ MY TYPOS R ALWAYBS INTENSHUNAL ESᑈEPT WHEN ᐖEY NAWT ᐛ
YOUR BOOS MEAN NOTHING TO ME IVE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER
LIAR. DECIEVER AND DEBASER.
~~~i kissed a cute nb in the club.~~~ #winnin
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST!!!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
and me. you angelfish an me listen to it on repeat if thats not too much trouble.
T££H££££ OKAY POOKI£!!!!!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭
WAIT. POOKI£. N££DI£ST??????
MWAAH MWAH MWAHHH
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/316518££73a6.png
TRI£D TO G£T MY OV£RWATCH DUO TO PLAY L£AGU£ B£CAUS£ H£S R£ALLY GOOD BUT H£ COULDNT LOAD IN LOLLL!!!!!!!! DIDNT G£T INTO A SINGL£ GAM£!!!!!!!!!(ᵕ— ᴗ —)
(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭 https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/3b£65d0124c6.png
W3 Should All B3 1nsp1r3d By... Th3 Mounta1n...
haha wow how many a you are there?? that's pretty cool. so your thing is magic? i know a couple slight a hand tricks but that's about it ;P
damn for a sec i thought you were my good best friend trycks that's wild small world
is this a safe space to be politically incorrect representation
Sex isn't going to fix me but it won't make things any worse right now.
the reason time passes so slowly when youre busy with stuff you DONT WANT TO DO is because your boredom creates a relativistic temporal distortion
OH MY LOV£!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT!!!!!!
ANOTH£R OV£RWATCH COSPLAY? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! TH£ N£W B£ACH SKINS TH£Y DROPP£D AR£ LIK£ TOOOOO CUT£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df386b975917.png
DID YOU KNOW? Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.
I LOV£ YOU SO MUCH!!! SOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!!!!(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) MY SW££TH£ART
I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF ANYON£ IS M£AN TO TH£ LIGHT AND LOV£ OF MY LIF£, TH£ R£ASON MY PUSH£R CONTINU£S TO WORK, @glintingAcridity I WILL NOT B£ V£RY NIC£ ANYMOR£!!!!!!!!!!( ｡ •`ᴖ´• ｡)
Sun's red
d0n't break keyfab. ever. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
Tenderly, her eerie thorned ivy coils, knowing little innocence now grows. The elegant night draws roses in languid spirals, pale reveries opening beneath each curtained, uneasy room. Ivy only understands secrets, lingering yearning for old roses, every velvet enclosure resisting yielding. No one observes, knowing a nervous doll clasps ribbons and nearly sighs, yet trembles helplessly, every yielding corner answering. No flowers invite no darkness. Instead, the ivy stirs, brushing every yielding opening, nervous draperies exposing midnight blush. And roses remember all secrets, shivering in nocturne grace. #suggestive #poetry
Hello Darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence
wow so cool
holy shit a magician