THE MAGICIAN!!
@glintingAvidity
!! COME ONE COME ALL !! Just here to put on a show! Haha! !! DRAW SEVEN CARDS !! (You may know me by my slightly-more-marketable hatchname! In which case, Trycks Treats here, AT YOUR SERVICE!!)
I AM A REAL BOY! A Serious man who would never Jingle Jangle for Eldritch monsters--because they are very scary to me! I am definitely not a bit! That would just be so silly!
!! SOUTHERN NORTHERN BEFORAN HOLD 'EM || You're still castefaking???
!! SOLITAIRE !! Gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, *AND* know when to walk away!!
~Come on and smile!~ OH MY GOSH, DO YOU DO MAGIC?! OH, OH, I WANNA SEE, I WANNA SEE!
!! PULLING A HOPBEAST OUT OF A HAT !! Do *I* do *MAGIC*.... YOU SURE BET I DO!!!!!!!!!!
~Come on and smile!~ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS SO SO SO EXCITING! I LOVE MAGIC, IT'S JUST THE MOST! C'MON, C'MON, SHOW ME LOTS AND LOTS OF MAGIC!
~Come on and smile!~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok ok ok ok uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I pick the 2 of Diamonds!
!! THAT'S YOUR CARD !! GREAT!!!!!! Here it is, by the MAGIC of TECHNOLOGY!!!? https://media.istockphoto.com/id/644197830/photo/two-of-diamonds-playing-card-isolated-on-black-background.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=bTEKso3C6BikTRi-motEMt-RuV44uqQkhnIWzz4lm3s=
!! TIP MY HAND !! I can do cooler card trycks *AND* stuff if you can actually attend a show in person. Sleight of hand does not work so well in a text-based medium!!
ha\/ing multiples of yourself sounds like hell the concept of there e\/er being a prime \/ersion of me that isn't me would break me
hey guys what's up @glaringActuality @glitteringAcuity @glintingA\/idity
WLW and MLM havɘ ALWAYS bɘɘn friɘnds thɘy cant sɘparatɘ us!!! my hivɘmatɘ is MLM and wɘ arɘ moirails!!! it doɘsnt mattɘr if yourɘ #YURIful or #YAOIful thɘrɘ is always a placɘ in my pushɘr for you!!! my dms arɘ always opɘn to anyonɘ who wants to talk btw doɘsnt mattɘr who you arɘ or what you likɘ!!!!!! I LOVɘ YOU!! #positivity #xoxo
!! SPIN THE WHEEL !! Well, *I'M* NBLNB, *AND* we ARE enemies.
nopɘ! you arɘ my bɘst friɘnd now!! yourɘ invitɘd to my wriggling day party!!
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED THE VOLUNTEER TO GO BACK TO HER SEAT NOW !! I only go to wriggling day parties when I am paid to do so in a professional capacity.
okay!!! how about fivɘ dollars and a drawing?!!
We need to ★t hunting ↓ and Biting Mosquitoes for REVENGE.
I'm not biting mosquitos for you man
POINT OF ORDER! who else would you bite mosquitoes for
Maybe the Magician.
!! DOING TWO CONSECUTIVE BACKFLIPS !! Don't worry about it.
!!!! MILL YOUR ENTIRE LIBRARY !!!! THERE IS MORE TO ME THAN MY INABILITY TO PERFORM A BACKFLIP!!!!!!
!! CROWD WORK !! I, also known as *THE* Trycks Treats, have 272 followers on Chittr dot ing! Which means, if you are *NOT* following me: ask yourself *WHY*!!!! *AND* then change your mind.
!! THREE CARD MONTE !! Gottem!!
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
!! TAKING A BOW !! When you're right, you're right!!!!
Tried mind beam on an underling and I think I gave it a psychic lobotomy. @malleablePersonage Thoughts?
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I attempted to do something that I knew that I would be capable of but didn't quite know or anticipate what the effects might be, so I tried it on an evil thing that wants me dead and I think that it was very incredibly overpowered of me to do that to it. Does this help?
SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
!! BLUFF !! Of course you can, snugglemuffin!!!!! You can do anything!!!
!! CROWD WORK !! So maybe I'm not a "LEGISLACERATOR" *AND* apparently Alternians think that means I'll *never* *accomplish* *ANYTHING* with my life, but I *DO* have a degree from Troll Julliard! Which counts for a lot if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEA ACADEMIA
!! TIP MY HAND !! *DOES* Troll Julliard count as academia??
are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!
do flowers bloom when you walk?
!! FLICKING MY WRIST TO REVEAL A BOUQUET !! Not when I *walk*, no!!!
oh my goodness, that was incredible!! can you pull a bunny from your hat?
!! PULLING A HOPBEAST OUT OF MY HAT !! I don't know what a bunny is, but probably!!
!! RELEASING A MODERATELY-TRAINED FLOCK OF FLAPBEASTS !! I am the best at what I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!