THE MAGICIAN!!
@glintingAvidity
!! COME ONE COME ALL !! Just here to put on a show! Haha! !! DRAW SEVEN CARDS !! (You may know me by my slightly-more-marketable hatchname! In which case, Trycks Treats here, AT YOUR SERVICE!!)
We need to ★t hunting ↓ and Biting Mosquitoes for REVENGE.
I'm not biting mosquitos for you man
POINT OF ORDER! who else would you bite mosquitoes for
Maybe the Magician.
!! DOING TWO CONSECUTIVE BACKFLIPS !! Don't worry about it.
!!!! MILL YOUR ENTIRE LIBRARY !!!! THERE IS MORE TO ME THAN MY INABILITY TO PERFORM A BACKFLIP!!!!!!
!! CROWD WORK !! I, also known as *THE* Trycks Treats, have 272 followers on Chittr dot ing! Which means, if you are *NOT* following me: ask yourself *WHY*!!!! *AND* then change your mind.
!! THREE CARD MONTE !! Gottem!!
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
!! TAKING A BOW !! When you're right, you're right!!!!
Tried mind beam on an underling and I think I gave it a psychic lobotomy. @malleablePersonage Thoughts?
I attempted to do something that I knew that I would be capable of but didn't quite know or anticipate what the effects might be, so I tried it on an evil thing that wants me dead and I think that it was very incredibly overpowered of me to do that to it. Does this help?
SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
!! BLUFF !! Of course you can, snugglemuffin!!!!! You can do anything!!!
!! CROWD WORK !! So maybe I'm not a "LEGISLACERATOR" *AND* apparently Alternians think that means I'll *never* *accomplish* *ANYTHING* with my life, but I *DO* have a degree from Troll Julliard! Which counts for a lot if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEA ACADEMIA
are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!
do flowers bloom when you walk?
!! FLICKING MY WRIST TO REVEAL A BOUQUET !! Not when I *walk*, no!!!
oh my goodness, that was incredible!! can you pull a bunny from your hat?
!! PULLING A HOPBEAST OUT OF MY HAT !! I don't know what a bunny is, but probably!!
!! RELEASING A MODERATELY-TRAINED FLOCK OF FLAPBEASTS !! I am the best at what I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
!! DEALING YOU IN !! Yeah, crying while juggling bats is a rookie mistake!
woah wait are you legit a magician?? that’s so much cooler than this clown crap
Does a flip.
@glintingAcridity AH YOURE JEALOUS AH AH AH
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED THE AUDIENCE VOLUNTEER TO GO BACK TO HIS SEAT !! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Do you think Beforus Casper is happy?
and he’d know
!! TWO OF A KIND !! YOU SAID YOU WERE PROBABLY A DIFFERENT GUY THAN MY FRIEND CASPER COOPER!!!! CAN I NOT JUST AGREE WITH YOU *AND* LET YOU BE WRONG!!!!
I'm so clearly not cerulean
Is that not what you'd assume from the contacts in my profile picture?
!! WALKING A TIGHTROPE !! Maybe my palmhusk is on daytime mode with a yellow filter so it's easier to go to sleep *AND* I would assume it's teal!!!
Oh, well I wouldn't have assumed that about you because I never figured you someone to take care of your sleeping situation like that!