♣ mediated by @glintingAvidity

"= ooookay. i will go to cupe. but. i want a beforan highblood to wake me up and give me my night opening meal and then accept my word as extremely valuable, as inspired by that blueblood i was just talking to, yes i know that is not really how it works, however, we have one example so i will take it. ="
From my not£s app: PLANS FOR LIK£ THIS DIM S£ASON!!ᜊ( ' ⩊ '𖦹)ᜊ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ J£RK IT WRIT£ RPF(˶ > ₃ < ˶) DRINK! CHIT LIK£ IV£ N£V£R CHITT£D B£FOR£ WORK HARD AT MY JOB!(๑>◡<๑) LIST£N TO MUSIC!! CL£AN MY HIV£? SHOW£R!!! #nsfw
SINC£ LIK£ SOM£ OF TH£ TROLLS ON THIS SIT£ WHO PLAY L£AGU£ AR£ R£ALLY M£AN IV£ GON£ BACK TO OV£RWATCH!!!!!!( 。 •` ⤙´• 。)" https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/thawatch.png
I AM A REAL BOY! A Serious man who would never Jingle Jangle for Eldritch monsters--because they are very scary to me! I am definitely not a bit! That would just be so silly!
S£COND GAM£ BACK AFT£R A BR£AK. I LOV£ THIS GAM£!!!!!!! I LOV£ PR£PARING FOR DRIV£S!!!!!!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/f22£ad72c7af.png

Don't even worry about it

Red40 for me
I am the youngest ever student to be granted a Degree in Ethical Lowblood Culling from the Beforan School of the Kindly Arts. I have certification to be managing those below me and many a cover letter from the professors, as well as an Official Recommendation from the Dean.
WAIT IM TH£ STUD£NT TH£ STUD£NT IS M£!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)

Everyone should tell me their favorite thing about me, Casper Cooper, and do irreparable things to my ego.

this wasn't about you but i'm sorry it's happening

ha\/ing multiples of yourself sounds like hell the concept of there e\/er being a prime \/ersion of me that isn't me would break me
it can bɘ anything you want!!!!
okay!!! how about fivɘ dollars and a drawing?!!
( @ EVERYONE who posted before me: lol get rained on idiot. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ )<
JUST HAD TO LIK£ G£T OFF TH£ GAM£ B£CAUS£ MY T£AMMAT£S AR£ SO. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA.Σ(°ロ°)

Maybe the Magician.

Sometimes I wish I was a jellyfish.
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!

!! DOING TWO BACK FLIPS IN RAPID SUCCESSION !! You know it!

I Don't Actually #selfship With Shadow Anymore, Not Really. Sorry To Disappoint.

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SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

FUCK YEA ACADEMIA

Yeah, and like a grown-up I will accept the consequences of my actions leading to such terri8le 8ad luck. Duh!!!!!!!!
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack
TH£Y TOOK YUUMI AND BANN£D S£RAPHIN£ NONONO NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO NOOO!!!!!!

gød take me and whøever is reading this we ready #chittrneedsarapture

just wait until u actually meet another u!! its kinda mind bogglin, but also super fun :3

ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
I B£ST£D TH£ GATOR. HOW£V£R!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!

some people dont deserve to live and thats okay

Does a flip.

LMFAO

Oh, well I wouldn't have assumed that about you because I never figured you someone to take care of your sleeping situation like that!

I'm so clearly not cerulean

and he’d know

(asper’s a maroon, i dunno what to tell 7ou

Beforus Casper: instead of being forced to work out, he has to have his hair gently brushed every day and told to be careful to not tax himself too much and he has to eat TWO raisins because one is simply not enough for a grown troll Or he suffers torture eternally so that the rest of Troll Omelas can be happy and free
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| Have Thoughts And Feel|ngs About The Playtoons, And That |s The Extent | Can Extrapolate On The Top|c As Re|gn|ng Ceo Of Kanasta Corp.
WILL B£ LOADING UP L£AGU£ AGAIN SOON. JUNGL£ YUUMI AGAIN. JUST SO YOU ALL LIK£ KNOW WH£N TO LIK£ NOT QU£U£. B£CAUS£ IM GOING TO WIN. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!(o・ω・o)
Y£SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! H£H£H£H££££(*^▽^*)
RIGHT!!!!!! F££LING SO LUCKY!!!!!! £V£N THOUGH I WANT£D MY MAIN I LOV£ H£R SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
AAAH OMG OMG SO CUT£ OMG!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a11612b6df£1.png
LOOKING FOR A N£W DUO. MY LAST DUO DROPP£D M£ AFT£R LASTLIGHTS JUNGL£ YUUMI ANTICS. APPAR£NTLY H£ DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY AND THINKS I AM 'JUST BAD AT TH£ GAM£'. I CAN ONLY PLAY S£RAPHIN£ AND YUUMI. DMS OP£N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
GOING BACK TO TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R LIK£ TH£ GAM£ THAT R£ALLY HAS MY PUSH£R!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/90dca274456c.png
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS£ YAY
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS££££££!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY H£H£H££££ IM RUNNING I N££D TO PLAY IM ON MY WAY
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
WHATS TH£ ON£ GAM£ ABOUT TH£ HOOFB£AST GIRLS THAT RAC£?????? I WANNA PLAY IT!!!!!!!

which one;

/| I Have Been Told That Beforus Has Achieved World Peace Am I To Assume That The Magical Version Of My Friend Is Telling Me Strange Things |\
SO B£AUTIFUL AND SO BOUNCING!!!
YAAAYY! I ONLY CAPTUR£D YOUR NATURAL CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/906a855£9b82.PNG
WHAT DO YOU M£ANN!!!!! YOU WOULD B£ SO CUT£ TO DRAW!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!
NOOOO DONT B£ SORRYYYYY!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ WANT M£ TO DRAW YOU N£XT??????
I DID I DID!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT OMG H££H£££ H£££H£££!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
DR£W MY MAIN YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/1ffd7fa98a7£.PNG
GOING TO PLAY JUNGL£ YUUMII WISH M£ LUCK!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
OK W£LL P£OPL£ DID NOT LIK£ MY JUNGL£ YUUMI SO I GU£SS ILL LIK£ GO PLAY A GAM£ ILL B£ GOOD AT. SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( • ᴖ • 。) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a33a5d3a59d9.png
T££H££(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) TWIRLING MY HAIR AND GIGGLING AND BLUSHING!!! POOKI££££!!!!
POOKI££££!!!!!!! YOU LIK£ IT?(,,> ᴗ <,,)
TROLL HATSUN£ MIKU £XPO.... IF TH£Y LIK£ DONT BRING UP M£IKA HIM£ AND MIKOTO I WILL B£ SOOOOOO NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱ HOPP£D ON WITH MY DUO TODAY AND IM LIK£ G£TTING B£TT£R!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/4d27f9293490.png
Good day Chitt Or! Whats up?
Ev ree new char act er, ev ree one goes "ohhhh they're so O P!" Its a skill ish you, you will learn the coun ter and it they will nerf it and that char act er will be use less cause all of you com plained. gene yus! #chudWatch
NOT PUR£ OF H£ART??? WHAAAATTT!!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM!!! I AM!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
I Don't Dis uh gree But You Are Cert an lee Not Pure Of Heart.
SH£ HAS HARD TO MAST£R MOV£M£NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT JUST A M£RCY PLAY£R!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)
M£RCY IS NOT A LOW SKILL CHARACT£R YOU LIK£ TAK£ THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
I Just Think That Merse e Play ors Be Doing A lot For What I Would Con sid or A Low Skill Care act or.
WHAT DO YOU M£AN BY THAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??Σ(°ロ°)
BOTH AR£ SO COOL!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
LOOKS CUT£ I ADD IT!!!!!
I'm Imp rest By Rhe Rid ick you loose Amount Of Tech That Merse e Play ors Use.
AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£2d0f565c911.gif
ILL B£ TH£R£!!!!!!!!!

Hey why is there a third Trycks

I guess I've earned it it just doesn't feel right.
ON A SCAL£ OF TF2 TO MO£ HOW SMALL AR£ YOUR PRONGS.₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
SORRY I HAV£ TO GO .MY PARTN£R JUST SPRAY£D M£ WITH TH£ SPRAY BOTTL£ WHCIH M£ANS BAD

Oh my god. Are you who I think you are
rev up the low blood flattened dog
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST!!!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

you wvere implied fuckface.
T££H££££ OKAY POOKI£!!!!!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭
MWAAH MWAH MWAHHH

You and yours.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/316518££73a6.png
TRI£D TO G£T MY OV£RWATCH DUO TO PLAY L£AGU£ B£CAUS£ H£S R£ALLY GOOD BUT H£ COULDNT LOAD IN LOLLL!!!!!!!! DIDNT G£T INTO A SINGL£ GAM£!!!!!!!!!(ᵕ— ᴗ —)
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damn for a sec i thought you were my good best friend trycks that's wild small world
OH MY LOV£!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT!!!!!!
ANOTH£R OV£RWATCH COSPLAY? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! TH£ N£W B£ACH SKINS TH£Y DROPP£D AR£ LIK£ TOOOOO CUT£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df386b975917.png
I LOV£ YOU SO MUCH!!! SOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!!!!(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) MY SW££TH£ART
I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF ANYON£ IS M£AN TO TH£ LIGHT AND LOV£ OF MY LIF£, TH£ R£ASON MY PUSH£R CONTINU£S TO WORK, @glintingAcridity I WILL NOT B£ V£RY NIC£ ANYMOR£!!!!!!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)

why do(you talk(like that)){};

holy shit a magician







