♦ pitied by @glintingAvidity

livin alone kinda sucks i mean yeah ive livd alone before and i have my cats but it stil just idk i think i just dont like bein alone maybe?
(╥﹏╥) UGHHHH I'M OUT OF RAMEN (╥﹏╥) The next shipment doesn't get here until tomorrow... (╥﹏╥) Goodbye...I submit...to my cruel fate... (╥﹏╥) #Starving ♫
JUST HAD TO LIK£ G£T OFF TH£ GAM£ B£CAUS£ MY T£AMMAT£S AR£ SO. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHA.Σ(°ロ°)

Maybe the Magician.
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £V£R TO DO IT WAAAAHHHH?!?!?!?!?! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !! £V£RYON£ FOLLOW YOU NOWWW NOW NOW NOW!!!
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!
NO ON3 B3L13V3S 1 C4N DO 4 B4CKFL1P
Business is better than ever by the way-> I plan on doing another magazine spotlight here soon-> About the underbeast story-> Of a lowblood who doesn't need a highblood to coddle her-> And her grand compelling story-> Of how she started a company-> And got a highblood to work for her-> Which wasn't really that hard-> Considering you can make a highblood do anything-> If you frame it as being to your benefit-> And acting like you desperately need their help-> Because you're a stupid lowblood-> Cull bait-> Keep that in mind fellow lowblood woman slaybosses of Beforus-> Make it work for you-> #businessmindset #tidesturned
GUYS 1 H4V3 4 CONF3SS1ON 1 D1DNT 4CTU4LLY DO 4NY B4CKFL1PS
SOM£ TROLL ASK£D M£ TO CARRY TH£M IN RANK. M£ CARRY TH£M?? LOL OKAY NO WAY. PURRB£AST ILL B£ HON£ST. LIK£ I CANT CARRY YOU IN RANK LOL ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

Not good

Shit fuck
that was perfect, and incredible! you're so talented! i tried magic when i was young, but i wasn't very good at it. you're super talented!
i miss her ♀oo much i wish i wasn'♀ like ♀his

:33< mew're opening yourself up to terrible suggestions :33< mew know something fuck awful is going to win, right?

oh, goody! time to reduce Nyrita to a fine paste!
TH£Y TOOK YUUMI AND BANN£D S£RAPHIN£ NONONO NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO NOOO!!!!!!
== i feel i should... put a disclaimer... on my account... == == unfortunately... i am not... troll konata... ==
I B£ST£D TH£ GATOR. HOW£V£R!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!
woah wait are you legit a magician?? that’s so much cooler than this clown crap
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.

me dUmbAss

Hm! I think we're done having this conversation actually. It's probably not me tbh
I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVER LIKED THAT PALE SALLOW-FACED HUMAN ACTOR. NO MORE. PAST KARKAT NEEDS TO BE STRUNG UP AND TRIED. IN THAT ORDER. POSTHUMOUSLY.
All i got is the resurrection streak running through my hair. I wish I could dye it, the dye just bleeds out of it.
𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲 𝒪𝒩𝐸 𝒟𝒜𝒴 𝐼'𝑀 𝒢𝒪𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝒪 𝐵𝐸 𝒟𝐸𝑀𝒪𝒩 𝒬𝒰𝐸𝐸𝒩 𝒞𝐸𝑅𝒟𝒪𝒮. 𝒲𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒩? 𝒯𝐻𝐸𝒩 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴𝒪𝒩𝐸 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒯𝒪 𝐿𝐼𝒮𝒯𝐸𝒩 𝒯𝒪 𝑀𝒴 𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒪𝐿𝒪𝒢𝒰𝐸𝒮.
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
he was like 3 i thought kids were supposed to be good by that age, terrific threes right?
WILL B£ LOADING UP L£AGU£ AGAIN SOON. JUNGL£ YUUMI AGAIN. JUST SO YOU ALL LIK£ KNOW WH£N TO LIK£ NOT QU£U£. B£CAUS£ IM GOING TO WIN. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!(o・ω・o)
Y£SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! H£H£H£H££££(*^▽^*)
RIGHT!!!!!! F££LING SO LUCKY!!!!!! £V£N THOUGH I WANT£D MY MAIN I LOV£ H£R SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
AAAH OMG OMG SO CUT£ OMG!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a11612b6df£1.png
LOOKING FOR A N£W DUO. MY LAST DUO DROPP£D M£ AFT£R LASTLIGHTS JUNGL£ YUUMI ANTICS. APPAR£NTLY H£ DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY AND THINKS I AM 'JUST BAD AT TH£ GAM£'. I CAN ONLY PLAY S£RAPHIN£ AND YUUMI. DMS OP£N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
£XACTLY!!!!!!! TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R I THINK. ALTHOUGH I LIK£ LOV££ A LOT OF GAM£S SO IDK BUT WHAT£V£R!!!! I STILL LOV£ IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
GOING BACK TO TH£ B£ST GAM£ £V£R LIK£ TH£ GAM£ THAT R£ALLY HAS MY PUSH£R!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/90dca274456c.png
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS£ YAY
Y£S PL£AS£ Y£S PL£AS££££££!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY H£H£H££££ IM RUNNING I N££D TO PLAY IM ON MY WAY
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
WHATS TH£ ON£ GAM£ ABOUT TH£ HOOFB£AST GIRLS THAT RAC£?????? I WANNA PLAY IT!!!!!!!
for some reason i keep having this anxious feeling like i should be doing something but procrastinated but theres just nothing i have to do so it just sucks
SO B£AUTIFUL AND SO BOUNCING!!!
YAAAYY! I ONLY CAPTUR£D YOUR NATURAL CHARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/906a855£9b82.PNG
WHAT DO YOU M£ANN!!!!! YOU WOULD B£ SO CUT£ TO DRAW!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!
NOOOO DONT B£ SORRYYYYY!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ WANT M£ TO DRAW YOU N£XT??????
I DID I DID!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT OMG H££H£££ H£££H£££!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
I WAS TOLD R£C£NTLY ABOUT THIS ART 'FIGHT' THING AMD WHIL£ IT SOUNDS V£RY VIOL£NT I WILL STILL B£ LIK£ JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H£R£ IS MY 'OC' https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/b£a815a8ddc1.PNG
DR£W MY MAIN YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/1ffd7fa98a7£.PNG
GOING TO PLAY JUNGL£ YUUMII WISH M£ LUCK!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
OK W£LL P£OPL£ DID NOT LIK£ MY JUNGL£ YUUMI SO I GU£SS ILL LIK£ GO PLAY A GAM£ ILL B£ GOOD AT. SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£ SNIFFL£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( • ᴖ • 。) https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/a33a5d3a59d9.png
T££H££(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) TWIRLING MY HAIR AND GIGGLING AND BLUSHING!!! POOKI££££!!!!
POOKI££££!!!!!!! YOU LIK£ IT?(,,> ᴗ <,,)
TROLL HATSUN£ MIKU £XPO.... IF TH£Y LIK£ DONT BRING UP M£IKA HIM£ AND MIKOTO I WILL B£ SOOOOOO NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱ HOPP£D ON WITH MY DUO TODAY AND IM LIK£ G£TTING B£TT£R!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/4d27f9293490.png
NOT PUR£ OF H£ART??? WHAAAATTT!!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM!!! I AM!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
SH£ HAS HARD TO MAST£R MOV£M£NT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT JUST A M£RCY PLAY£R!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)
M£RCY IS NOT A LOW SKILL CHARACT£R YOU LIK£ TAK£ THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Σ(°ロ°)
WHAT DO YOU M£AN BY THAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??Σ(°ロ°)
BOTH AR£ SO COOL!!!!!!(๑•᎑•๑)
LOOKS CUT£ I ADD IT!!!!!
AM I GOOD OR WHAT!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/£2d0f565c911.gif
ILL B£ TH£R£!!!!!!!!!

hi everybody. im feelinng better nnow, i juust had a little headache. i hope youure all well.
Hey why is there a third Trycks

i.d be the shittiest magician ever cuz i.m kind of drawing a blank card right now lmao.
ON A SCAL£ OF TF2 TO MO£ HOW SMALL AR£ YOUR PRONGS.₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾
SORRY I HAV£ TO GO .MY PARTN£R JUST SPRAY£D M£ WITH TH£ SPRAY BOTTL£ WHCIH M£ANS BAD

*the space you were meant to be watching bursts into flames while casper has his back turned*

I need to post extra today because the next four weeks I'm gonna be busy, for meta reasons.

Dude... My space. :(

SO THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. THESE HALLWAYS GO ON FOREVER.
No. Quite the opposite. I care for them a little too much for people to see me being annoying and associate it with her.
Mm. I think I've decided. Changing my username, "Ormici's Friend" => "Lock and Key"

Really in the m-o-o--o-o-d t-o-o- bake but uughhh it’s s-o-o- h-o-o-t -o-o-ut. The -o-o-ven g-o-o-ing will just make it w-o-o-rse.

I love doves!!

That one's good. I know a similar trick with a dove.

Anyone else noticing there are a lot more crusty dusty rusties running around these days? My brand is being muscled in on.

ᐖ ᐖAT SOUNᐖZ SᑈAREY ᐛ
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST TH£ B£ST!!!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
T££H££££ OKAY POOKI£!!!!!!!!!!(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭
WAIT. POOKI£. N££DI£ST??????
MWAAH MWAH MWAHHH
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/316518££73a6.png
TRI£D TO G£T MY OV£RWATCH DUO TO PLAY L£AGU£ B£CAUS£ H£S R£ALLY GOOD BUT H£ COULDNT LOAD IN LOLLL!!!!!!!! DIDNT G£T INTO A SINGL£ GAM£!!!!!!!!!(ᵕ— ᴗ —)
(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ᵎᵎ 𖹭 https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/3b£65d0124c6.png

X You know what’s always kind of a humbling? Realizing you’re holding a weapon meant for killing MUCH scarier things than you #violence x
OH MY LOV£!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ IM SO GLAD YOU LIK£ IT!!!!!!
ANOTH£R OV£RWATCH COSPLAY? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! TH£ N£W B£ACH SKINS TH£Y DROPP£D AR£ LIK£ TOOOOO CUT£!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df386b975917.png
I LOV£ YOU SO MUCH!!! SOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!!!!(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) MY SW££TH£ART
I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF ANYON£ IS M£AN TO TH£ LIGHT AND LOV£ OF MY LIF£, TH£ R£ASON MY PUSH£R CONTINU£S TO WORK, @glintingAcridity I WILL NOT B£ V£RY NIC£ ANYMOR£!!!!!!!!!!( 。 •`ᴖ´• 。)

jades gave(me too much sopor) in the brooding caverns;












