i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
dID THEY AT LEAST, lAUGH?
!! DEALING YOU IN !! Yeah, crying while juggling bats is a rookie mistake!
yeah they liked the part when i make a balloon crown for the birthday man. since it was an office i made it a balloon fedora!
woah wait are you legit a magician?? that’s so much cooler than this clown crap
@insufferableprick here’s your update dave, how’s that betting pool looking? are we enjoying my misery yet? is my suffering making you fat stacks of cash to lounge in yet?
so far i have made enough to buy a business suit or replace a broken window just to use a random nonspecific and common ass household analogy for hella dough had