THE MAGICIAN!!
@glintingAvidity
!! COME ONE COME ALL !! Just here to put on a show! Haha! !! DRAW SEVEN CARDS !! (You may know me by my slightly-more-marketable hatchname! In which case, Trycks Treats here, AT YOUR SERVICE!!)
!! SOLITAIRE !! Gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, *AND* know when to walk away!!
!! CROWD WORK !! I, also known as *THE* Trycks Treats, have 272 followers on Chittr dot ing! Which means, if you are *NOT* following me: ask yourself *WHY*!!!! *AND* then change your mind.
WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!
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!! CROWD WORK !! So maybe I'm not a "LEGISLACERATOR" *AND* apparently Alternians think that means I'll *never* *accomplish* *ANYTHING* with my life, but I *DO* have a degree from Troll Julliard! Which counts for a lot if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEA ACADEMIA
are you kidding me a degree is still a degree regardless of the 8ranch of study you still #DIDTHAT !! !! !! !!
!!! CROWD WORK !!! Hope you all have tickets to see me LIVE at the *FRESHGLUT CITY PERFORMING ARTS CENTER* this wipeend at at 4:30AM Saturnight *AND*/or 1:30AM on Moonnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WILL MAGIC LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE..! CARD TRYCKS, HOPBEASTS, JUGGLING, THAT TRICK WITH THE INTERLOCKING *AND* DETACHING RINGS, COMPLIMENTARY CANDY, WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!?!
!! *THIS* *IS* *YOUR* *CARD* !! BE THERE! OR BE SQUARE!
| Am Not One To Be Part|cularly Amused By Mag|c Tr|cks. But Hopbeasts Do Make Th|s A Somewhat Tempt|ng Out|ng Cho|ce.
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!! SOLITAIRE !! I have a degree from Troll Juilliard.
!! SURVEIL 7 !! Why does everyone keep asking me why I'm not a "legislacerator"!!!!!! I'm a STAR of the STAGE *AND* OTHER STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! SHOWING THE AUDIENCE AN UNMARKED DECK !! There appear to be pros *AND* cons to this platform's strange access across the multiverse! Notably the largest pro is that everyone seems to know my name!!! Notably the largest con is that rather than this being due to my own celebrity it is because in another timeline I have a social media addiction. But RECOGNIZABILITY is BRANDING is FAME, one way or another!!!!!!!!!!
OBJECTION! SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION?? I RUN A VERY EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
VOIR DIRE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO RUN BILLBOARD ADS?
!! SHUFFLING UNDER THE TABLE !! (Being the most dignified entertainer on Beforus is a little like winning on a pair of twos.)
YOUR£ TH£ B£ST £NT£RTAIN£R £V£R £V£R £V£R!!!!!!!!!ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
!! THREE CARD MONTE !! Now, you may ask me - people are always asking me! - what's your secret? How'd you do that thing with the cards?! *AND* let ME tell YOU: Ol' Trycky's not going to reveal sevens secrets to just anybody!! But here's a tip! Before you can do anything else, you need to be good at SHUFFLING!
OBJECTION! NOT ANOTHER ONE
!! *AND* WHAT'S THIS IN THE HAT? !! Is it a scam, or is it a game? There's less difference between the two than you think!
jades gave(me too much sopor) in the brooding caverns;
!! CROWD WORK !! Well hello, hello! Hello! How's everyone doing tonight? I'm The Magician *AND* I'll be your host tolight!!
!! HIT !! Well hey now! Not just ANY magician! I'm THE Magician, *AND* don't you forget it!! ᴹ:D!!
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