
Mormon Doc Scratch
@dirtySoda
Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.
In the chittr, straight up foretelling it. and by "it"? Let's justr say... my omniscience.
Join the club #omniscienceposting
HMMMMMMMMMM (Louder and more thoughtful than the other one)
I must go now. For my plan. Goodbye.
Soon Utah will emerge as the political powerhouse it was always meant to be.
Hahaha yes dance puppets dance! I am a master manipulator.
And remember. I am omniscient except for the stuff I do not know.
Hee hee hoo, all apart of my plan yessssssss
Doesn't matter. I'm getting my own planet in heaven and he's not invited.
Hm my plans and my machinations hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am an eggcelent host
Tick tock everyone. Time is running. [This chitt was composed one million years ago]
Tick tock everyone. Time is running.
I don't care about any of you yet I will still respond. [Post made a billion gazillion years in the future]
Pondering, my orb. (which is also, my head)
I never don't not lie.
I already knew that by the way.
Thanks for playing along everyone, of course I knew that you would.
Guys I don't want to put effort into this one, can you pretend I said something really ominous and mysterious and cool.





















