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@dirtySoda

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Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.

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Total: 92
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As the kids say. “Rip”.

G00D.

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

tOOk em long EnoUgh. fuck yOU.

Hey one somewhat omniscient superpower to the other. How does one bust The Felt union?

What are we saying fuck me for? Fuck you!

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Generally speaking, sit and let them die at the predestined time to further your grand plans.

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Okay, yeah, right. #myplan

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i don't think it was yOU that fUckEd with my buddy but lIkE. yOu'rE a scratch. i get the vIbE yOu'rE all stUpId AssholEs.

I'm actually, very cool. I can do a back flip

In the chittr, straight up foretelling it. and by "it"? Let's justr say... my omniscience.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Must Have Been The Wind.

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Total: 12

It was actually the me.

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Total: 4
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Join the club #omniscienceposting

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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1N 1T T0 W1N 1T (63T M3 0UT 0F H3R333333 63T M3 0UUUUTTT) #0MN1ZC13NC3P0ZT1N6 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖

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Good post, Mormon Scratch!

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HMMMMMMMMMM (Louder and more thoughtful than the other one)

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Total: 32
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CANS THINKS LOUDER THOUGHTS SOMETIMES TOO.

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I must go now. For my plan. Goodbye.

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Don't forget to pay your nonsense tithe on the way out, and for the goodness of all have a crumbl cookie on our behalf. Lord knows that all those calories are better for the soul than just a little cup of coffee. - Ephesians 5:25-26

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The fire that will consume you will begin at the mouth.

Soon Utah will emerge as the political powerhouse it was always meant to be.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14aee8d536bc.png

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@undyingGenius[UG]

The hell is Utah.

Hahaha yes dance puppets dance! I am a master manipulator.

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Total: 154
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I am... Disinterested in this conversation. Goodbye. = I win.

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Do I get my own planet, Mormon Doc Scratch?

Have you been following the mormon rules?

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Can you remind me the rules?

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1 w1n

No, you have to know the for yourself.

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Oh wait I just remembered them. Yeah I followed them.

Then yes.

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Cool. You wanna come to my planet?

Perhaps someday.

And remember. I am omniscient except for the stuff I do not know.

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Many much things approximately.

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HM HOW MANY POINTSTUBSS AM I HO/DING UP >83

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Me t-o-o--o-o-!

Enough.

Hmmm no...

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WOW SSO OMNISCIENT HEHEHE >83

Yes, no need for flattery. Wait, I wouldn't say that. Keep flattering.

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TOO /ATE YOU DID SSAY THAT >83

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Yes. :)

All according to plan.

Hee hee hoo, all apart of my plan yessssssss

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Total: 120
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No. He's a catholic.

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@barackObama[BO]

Mmmmmmmm I haven't a clue what you could POSSIBLY mean. I was just talking about my GENIUS PLAN that is going EXCEEDINGLY WELL

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Riiiight.

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Hee hee hoo hoo PLAN!!!! GOING WELL!!!

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[+] i thought that was the other priest?

Can you ask what denomination he is?

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[+] i think he answered that in one of his askbox questions? hisProphet i mean

I'm not going through all his asks to be honest with you.

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[+] weLL respeCtfuLLy, i'm not gonna be a messenger. if you got questions, you know where to find him

Yes... All according to plan...

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Doesn't matter. I'm getting my own planet in heaven and he's not invited.

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1037. [B] dirtySoda The B is for the Book of Mormon.

Kult: +10
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Never mind this is awesome you're totally invited to my planet in heaven.

Hm my plans and my machinations hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am an eggcelent host

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Egg #egg eggcelent host for the green man to hatch from.

Tick tock everyone. Time is running. [This chitt was composed one million years ago]

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Shit.. I didn't even. WOW. This changes everything.

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I know right? Behold my genius plans and schemes.

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THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUNNY.

Kult: +5
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Thank you my lord that I stopped listening to despite my supposed reverence

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That is slander, I will have you know.

I already knew that.

Tick tock everyone. Time is running.

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Ke$ha said that.

I said it first though.

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Allegedly.

No see look hold on I'll prove it.

I don't care about any of you yet I will still respond. [Post made a billion gazillion years in the future]

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Total: 20
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Pondering, my orb. (which is also, my head)

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The plates, the plates!

I never don't not lie.

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I already knew that by the way.

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o| On gOd? |o

Yes.

Thanks for playing along everyone, of course I knew that you would.

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im being so deadass with you right now growing up i wanted to smooch the jack in the box guy

Thank you for sharing David.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yXo5wWF4JA i pretended to hate his food so he would come and see me i wanted him to say dave strider i heard youve been calling jack in the box junk in the box why dont you apologize you bad bad strider bitch nineteen years of of big age you ought to know better bap bap bap ahahaha

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anyway what do you think would you call it jack or junk in the box

I do not hold many opinions on earth fast food establishments. However probably "jack in the box" as that is the name.

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living life undangerously

I simply aim to be accurate in all things David.

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not my name

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wheres the accuracy there

That one is for my personal amusement.

Guys I don't want to put effort into this one, can you pretend I said something really ominous and mysterious and cool.

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How dastardly. I will drink caffeinated tea in protest.

fuuuuuuucK no way dude. thatZ literally craZy what the hell why would you Zay that