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Mormon Doc Scratch

@dirtySoda

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 403Kull Score: 8299 followers1 following

…I believe I, technically, am pregnant.

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Kull: +22
Total: 32
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Are you married?

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Total: 5

You know who's lord is still alive?

Kult: +60
Kull: +60
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.00

Shame for you.

You're literally just mad that mine saw the golden plates and yours didn't.

@dirtySoda[DS]

I’m really not.

I can sense your rage, you need to calm down.

@dirtySoda[DS]

This cannot be done, as I am already calm.

You're so mad right now it's practically wrathful (that's a sin, you aren't getting your own planet in heaven at this rate)

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@dirtySoda[DS]

I really do feel the fact that I am the devil would be more of a detriment to that than anything.

I will never die. This is my vow.

Well, God is infinitely merciful, so note that one down.

It seems I am no longer the singular most pathetic Scratch.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

You're all equally pathetic for not being Mormon actually.

Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.

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tOOk em long EnoUgh. fuck yOU.

Hey one somewhat omniscient superpower to the other. How does one bust The Felt union?

What are we saying fuck me for? Fuck you!

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Generally speaking, sit and let them die at the predestined time to further your grand plans.

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Okay, yeah, right. #myplan

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i don't think it was yOU that fUckEd with my buddy but lIkE. yOu'rE a scratch. i get the vIbE yOu'rE all stUpId AssholEs.

I'm actually, very cool. I can do a back flip

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Ay, yo. Why the cosmic narrators beefing now?

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This too, is my plan.

In the chittr, straight up foretelling it. and by "it"? Let's justr say... my omniscience.

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It was actually the me.

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Did you know?

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Yes.

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No respect.

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Yeah they just don't respect us.

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I rip off my mask to reveal that I was another Doc Scratch all along.

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Kull: +27
Total: 75
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Oh how quaint.

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I think I'd be protestant Doc Scratch, I guess.

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>:|

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Just kidding, I'd be Mormon Doc Scratch ...2!

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Awesome. You want a dirty soda champ?

I must go now. For my plan. Goodbye.

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Don't forget to pay your nonsense tithe on the way out, and for the goodness of all have a crumbl cookie on our behalf. Lord knows that all those calories are better for the soul than just a little cup of coffee. - Ephesians 5:25-26

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The fire that will consume you will begin at the mouth.

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