(⊱♓︎⊰) a mutt's guide to troll tastes. part five, jade! hehe i used to be called that. jade bloods for whatever reason almost always taste amazing, the flash almost always seems to come directly off the bone so incredibly clean makes it so much easier to tear into and rip to shreds. if i should self is so incredibly nice reminds me of livestock specifically beef the closest thing to it i think that the troll flesh relates to. their bones are actually very durable not as durable as a rust, but they can really take a thrashing. it's almost like they have a harder outer shell that once you break into it it becomes nice and brill it's interesting it has so many layers to it. the lingering taste that's stuck on the bone is also pretty nice i love the nice aftertaste of beef, the blood does seep into the bones a little bit but i feel as if this is more of a good thing after all it's a little hard to get beef out here so this is the next best alternative. and i know i don't really talk about them while they're alive, but almost every jade blood i've seen is so incredibly pretty it makes it a little hard to tear them to shreds, makes me feel bad that i'm destroying something so beautiful but then i remember how they taste and then i forget all about it :) flesh taste 10/10 bone taste 8/10 bone durability 6/10 #violence #gore #cannibalism #mgtt