Bro Strider
@tantalizingTensei
give me a reason. [canon-divergent bro, revived, still just as bad if not worse than pre-sburb, influenced still by a demonic lil cal. #nsfwe]
HMMM... PERHAPS I SHOULD POST A PICTURE AT SOME POINT OF ME AT THE BEACH!!!~ #MEERADIABEACH
talking about daves, someone come control this dipstick dirk.
can y'all get control of your daves, they reckless. or do i gotta start bitch slapping some dudes?
at least you're just a little bitch boy who's gotta come running into my comments to whine about shit. you gonna cry? maybe go whine to my dave about your pansy ass and i'm sure he'll give you a shoulder to fucking lean on.
I can handle my own emotions unlike you. Also you think I'll cry over this? Fuck no. You're like an edgy little boy just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. You don't make me feel anything. I just don't like you cause I know you're an abusive asshole.
and yet, here you are. pussyfooting in my thread trying to get a rouse outta me. n somehow you don't give two fucks about me? learn to follow your own mantra, brohomio. how you know i'm this "abusive asshole" you're purporting to fucking know about. could be one of them lipstick loving cam boys, for all you know.
... I believe you could be a lipstic loving cam boy. I believe you could be a lot of shit.
why you suddenly on my jock, wanting to beef it out like you /know/ me, huh, dawg?
I just don't like any Bro. Besides Broseph. He's chill.
who the fuck is broseph?
A chill guy.
nah.
Okay.
fuck. was about to ask a dumb question and got my answer from google: night erections. y'all. #nsfw
yeah the evil twin to morning wood sucks dont it
you really on my post. about my dick being hard, li'l man. #nsfw
#itiswhatitis
that's the excuse.
hey man you dont want me here say the magic word or use the magic button
don't got a response for that. in fact. i ain't gonna block you, but i sure as shit am gonna tell you to fuck off, little bitch boy.
alright i was dickin around but now this is...... SERIOS BUSINIZ i aint no little bitch boy
you was dicking around in my post about my dick being hard? go the fuck away, dumbshit.
@tantalizingTensei I'm making matching outfits.
you gonna make yours a little shorter? a little tighter, huh? #nsfw
cutie little slut. #nsfw
GONNA GET CLOSE TO YOU, GIVE MY LOVING TO YOU.. ATLEAST UNTIL YOU'RE GOING AWAAYYY I KNOW ..THAT I'M NOT GOOD~ I'M NEVER GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE I SHOULD..~ #LYRICPOSTING
its frightening to know youre on here
stop that youre making me uncomfortable
a very normal not alive cal is watching me from my bros turntables rn so its extremely unsettling
what
you're a fucking dollbaby.
cal knows how to smooth out wrinkles so damn fucking well.
He does youw waundwy??
yeah. he's a good little puppet like that.
your typing style is really fucking weird. are you trying to sound like a dipshit?
wouwd you pwease stop sounding wike a dumbfuck pwease and thank you?
awe you weally acting this stupid on puwpose?
:o3< you getting aww mad ovew a siwwy quiwk is just funny!! Xo3
morning wood beam doing actual numbers on me. fuck. #nsfw
[|87 :: GANJA BEAM!! #substance
morning wood beam. #nsfw
FUUUUCK.
oh no. that's just me.
wood often comes in beams :),
that's right, lil missy. aren't you a smart one.
nice content. i'm thoroughly amused.