Gander Grimzl
@teleVisionary
I HAVE A RADIO CHANNEL, but I guess my deal HERE is UNDERSTANDING PEOPLE. (WHICH, FOR THE RECORD, ISN'T *ACTUALLY* MY STRONG SUIT.) I am a silly goose. HE / HIM
[⚙︎ Why are peop|e on this website forming teams, anyway? Is this... Some kind of esports thing? ⚙︎]
I'm pretty sure people want to feel BONDCLUDED in a similar way TEAM CHUD has so notoriously accomplished with ⒈ another. It's a desire for camaraderieic coteries that make you feel like a part of something, a part of a set that MATTERS. The type that gets peoples' fingers snapping and saying, "hey, it's the guy from TEAM (BLANK)!" (I can't say I BLAME THEM though——those guys got a badge and everything!)
Mmh. Why must my tier powers cause nose bleeds.
athk me anything but i hate you people
A new fun game. Ask me questions and I will ignore them. I am not interesting enough to Warrant this and further llitter the proverbiall llandfill of this timelline
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. - George Orwell
What did you think of the new Animal Farm film?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN AN ANIMAL. BuT. ONE THAT WASN'T ORIGINALLY. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? I DON'T WANT AN ACTuAL PET. TOO MuCH WORK. NEEDS MORE INTELLIGENCE. MORE HuMILIATION IN THE BREAKING IN. I WANT A FORMERLY HuMAN PET. A FORMERLY TROLLIAN PET. SOMETHING TuRNED SQuISHY MINDED. AND FuCKING STuPID. AND ALSO DuMB. VERY VERY DuMB. BuT ONLY AFTER I GOT TO IT. NOT STRAIGHT AWAY. GRADuALLY. EXCRuCIATINGLY. I WANT TO BREAK SOMEBODY'S MIND. uNTIL THEIR BITCHY STuPID SHRILLY SCREAMS. DEFORM INTO THE DERANGED ANIMAL SQuAWKS. OR BRAYS. OR BARKS. OF AN ANIMAL. #NSFW #TECHNICALLY #EVEN-IF #HuMAN-PET #TROLLAN-PET #IS-SuCH-A-NORMAL-THING-TO-WANT #NSFWE #JuST-IN-CASE #THE-HATERS-GET-MAD #ABOuT-PETPLAY #OR-PRIMAL-PLAY
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Man to men, here are some TIPS to HONE IN ON your MANLINESS: ⒈ Play a thousand hours worth of Satisfying Coloring Map Game ⒉ Argue about your FAVORITE RACING HOOFBEAST online ⒊ Eat VEGETABLES so your lusus doesn't call Spiderman ⒋ Store your NUTS AND SEEDS for winter (EDIT: THIS IS A JOKE! A *JOKE!* PLEASE DON'T COME TO MY HIVE AND ASK WHAT KINDS OF NUTS AND SEEDS YOU SHOULD STORE! I WAS KIDDING! HOLY [HONK]!)
1) Don't.
What if I was a frog? What if Casper was the universe frog?
:( What's for dinner?
*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near… #nsfw
The Moment That SHOOK the Deviled Egg Community
NEW RAGEBAIT TECHNIQUE: Create a bunch of ALTS to ♥ your own comments in an argument.
Okay. https://file.garden/aZrbEVKh⒊wfTGmpc/okay.jpeg
@nurtureStatement Why did you hate this? What is there to HATE? Dumb[HONK]?
Hello beam
REFLECTION SPELL! Hello beam back to YOU!
I like it when we all congregather and COLLECTIVELY CHOOSE to put knives to a guy's jugular. The guy knows romance from a single post ten sweeps ago. He's been st-alking ever since! (He and romance have never personally met.) #also #cantwejust #pulla #zebruhonhim
WAIT NO!!! HE IS DIFFERENT!!!!! HE GIVES ME YOUTUBE PREMIUM!!!!!!
You can't veto the decisions of like thirty-odd people, can you? IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO BE FRIED FISH, you better get to pleading with the mas-ses. (Isn't there an ad-free not-Youtube somewhere?)
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒈ — @eclecticEngineer Pascal W→ … LOL. HAHA. OOPS. PASCAL W→* (?!?!) Sorry, FORCE OF HABIT. Why don't I just say Pascal from now on? HELLO ALL. This will be my last PROBEYPRODDYPEOPLEY POST for a few nights. Unfortunately, the unwavering claws of DEBILITATING SELF-AWARENESS have claimed their glory over me, and now I am being stranglechoked by my own discomfort. But I guess that’s your TYPICAL THURSDAY! (Good Gog, I MUST go frollicking in the woods and swim in an unclaimed body of water for a cleanse.) This platform is full of ranters, let’s Take A Gander at our pan pal Pascal! (CROWD CHEER) Before I get to business, I would like to mention how TERRIFYING goldbloods can be. Despite their position on the HEMOSPECTRUM, they are alarmingly powerful. I mean, this troll IMPLODED AN ENTIRE TREE WITH THEIR PSIONICS. Remind me to never get on their bad side. (SHUDDER. CROWD OOOHS?!) (And, uh, you know all those jests I made apropos of trolls “posting whenever they have so much as a single thought?” Yeah, it was LITERAL this time. If anything I said before was offensive in any shape or form, I am retroactively apologizing for all of it.) Anyway. Pascal is a fine helmspilot and an even finer engineer. She, in her own striking way, subverts the stories the FRIVOLATILE COLONIALIST FLEETMATES told me in my devoutly active clurching days. Comments to the effect of “POWER SOURCES HAVE NO TIME TO FEEL.” There’s a robotic quality surrounding the way they post, the way their cadence tapers off with ⒈’s and 0’s like BINARY CODE. Z’s like the faint humming of machinery on a quiet night——ever-present and monotonous. And also BEES, which is its actual origin. For the record, this isn’t s↑porting the claim my spacefaring siblings postured. I’m not DONE yet. Solemn and stoic as her overall energy comes across, her pa-s-sion for MACHINATERY FAR ECLIPSES any raw talent I’ve seen before. It is the awe-inspiring light that bounces off the metal she works with——an overwhelmingly gleaming finish, if you will. Skill like that is way too scarce nowadays. A number of their posts (some of which are ACTUAL VIDEOS, which is a welcome first on my litany of trollpeeping) have to do with memory restoration or manufacturing, both of which are two different beasts to delve into. For the latter, my personal favourite creation of hers is BIP. Oh, it is glorious. So round and adorable.* The former, however, is a confronting idea of its own. The thought of losing touch with your own MEMORIES is a TREMBLING HORROR I cannot begin to wrap my mind around. And yet it’s her REALITY. I’m glad she’s getting the chance to rec↑erate her memories, but I fear that there will be something that would ↑end her entire world. That PROSPECTIVE WORLD-SHATTERING ↑SET is what makes my innards churn for a person I’m only watching from the outskirts. (Seriously, please be careful.) You know, I see the teeth behind your bulbs. The fight in you. The capacity to hurt, and the REIFIED INSTANCES of it. It's something that none of us should ignore. But I also see kindness. Overwhelming affection latently waiting for its release. Overprotection, care. You are a force to be reckoned with, but I can tell your warmth stretches far beyond you. Others don’t seem to appreciate the strength you carry for the people around you: jumping to action for those you trust, even when the world ravaged your sense of identity. And I’m sorry that we who sit at the top of society don’t listen enough to those suffering at our every whim. You, power and pan of the fleet, are the soldier we never sing about. I implore you to keep going. Keep fighting. Keep protecting. But tread ginger on the memories. You might not like what you see. (SUSPECTED CLA-S-SPECT: SYLPH of MIND?) Be sure to give Pascal → ↑ ← ↓ A BIG FOLLOW! And plenty of recognition. *Do you take commissions, by any chance?
i d0 take c0mmizzi0nz. thank y0u f0r thiz. :>
((ooc I love this??? Omg? Kicking my feet at the description bc YES I've done my girl right. Every time I do her quiz I get sylph/seer of doom but it's thrown her a mind aspect occasionally
((I FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT. THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY))
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Maybe it's a good thing to be more outwardly nice than too confronting. I might change my tune in the next batch.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓻 𝓖𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓮? - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓮𝓯
Suit for the top half and gown for the bottom half. THAT way you'd be HANDSOME and PRETTY. Dare I say, HANDPRETTY. PRETTYSOME.
everybody. shut the fuck. up. and look. at this. #beetleposting #bugposting #bugs https://a-z-animals.com/media/2021/10/shutterstock_217417060-1024x535.jpg
Hello beetle. Hi. Hello? Why aren't you 🗨ing to me?