Gander Grimzl
@teleVisionary
I am a silly goose. HE/HIM Seen me on TV? No you haven't! (Yes, this is Literally My Name.)
₍^. .^₎⟆ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !’m R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my body꠹
You're turning into a Werewolf...
we truly d∞ need t∞ be ∞bjectifying men m∞re.
Can I be a racecar?
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THANK YOU?!?!?!?!?! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD FLUSTER?!)
xx_HJHAWHJWJHA_DARN!!_I_WUZ_TRYING_2_WAIT_FOR_WHENG_U_WOUDLNT_SEE!_CHOW_WUZ_BEING_SNEAKAYYY_ABT_IT!!_heghehgee_x))_OF_COURSE_THOOOO_itz_just_da_truth!_xx
In that case... I didn't See Anything. *backflips* *flies away for the winter*
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒈ — @tragicomedicDespot Tsarevna / Foremother of all Zalgo / The Witch of Doom / Her Highness / Judhri Ithaqa (if I can call you that) Look. The thrill of getting to psychoanalyze a GOD, ROYALTY, OR A ROYAL GOD never gets old. But I’m also Spooked EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean, can I just say what an HONOR it is to Psychoanalyze Her Highness!! HOWEVER, there are real, tangible CONSEQUENCES if I get it ✕✕✕! Can DOOM access a guy from a different universe?! I DON’T KNOW, MAN, I DON’T KNOW!!!! (CROWD PANIC) … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Judhri Ithaqa! (CROWD CHEER!) (Kill ⒎ Billion Trolls) (Save None Of Them) (I’ll Call Her Tsarevna From Here On Out) (Maybe There’s a POETRY IN THAT?) Prefacing by saying it’s hard to call the ordeal a PSYCHOLOGICAL GOD COMPLEX because she is literally Playing God. It’s a LITERAL god complex. Just Keep That In Mind. When you look at the surface, you find it initially easy to fit Tsarevna into categories. She is a DESPOT, cruel and absolute, mothering an entire species of Zalgoid with an iron fist and an open palm. She is UNFEELING, looming above nearly all on Chittr (figuratively and literally) as an EMPRESS. And most of all, she is COMPLACENT, knowing she has gotten as far as she could, staying comfortably in her box for millennia. That much she knows about herself: this was the role she was always meant to play. As far as she knows, she is comfortable because she is IN CONTROL. More on this shortly. Tackling the cursory: SELF-IMAGE, in Tsarevna’s case, is an Unconscious Overcompensation for her (cold and petrified) wellbeing. Creating a grandiose front fools the laytroll (layzalgoid) into believing she is self-assured and INFALLIBLE. That is to say, Tsarevna has an almost DANGEROUS kind of confidence. It’s only a given when you’re in a block full of subjects who seek your guidance. You notice the fallout in the way she interacts with OTHER TROLLS, a realm she has little to no discretion over (beyond the POST AND EDIT BUTTON on her platform, of course). She can be condescending, quick to frustrate, and schismmongering as any show of weakness may allow someone (⒈) else to take advantage of her. Trying to shed this guise to reveal your vulnerability is one of Tsarevna’s worst fears. (Mistakes, even?) It’s easier to pretend to be cold and above than susceptible because vulnerability was what caused her situation to begin with. Tsarevna is a product of her own circumstances. To understand WHY, or even WHAT, you must dig for the root. A well-angled cross from old friends (especially an old ♥r) leads me to believe that she did not CHOOSE this path, but rather this path CHOSE her when all other routes withered and died. Fate that draws too close becomes entrenched in inevitability. The truth is that her comfort comes not from WHAT SHE HAS but WHAT SHE CLINGS (DESPERATELY) TO. She doesn’t want to lose more than she has already. She ✎s autobiographies that AREN’T entirely Autobiographies. They’re memories framed as such. They’re a skewed, reckless attempt to sate her loneliness, to keep an extinct tradition alive. More than that, they’re a reflection of her inner turmoil. Tsarevna has, in a way, reduced herself into that trauma. I think playing SGRUB does that to a person. It turns you into someone (⒈) unsightly because you HAD TO. The game rewards cruelty, sometimes even over the intended GROWTH. That is the scariest part of GOD-TIERING: when cast under a certain light, ascending doesn’t become an EVOLUTION OF THE SELF, but perpetual STAGNATION. Now this is all you’ll ever be. The limit has been reached, and it’s nearly impossible to grow from that. This was never MATURING but levelling ↑. You notice the nuance with Tsarevna because all attempts to remedy her session have been met with disappointment and the HORRORS. The core of it all was always moving in tandem with her. POWERLESSNESS; LOSING HER WORLD, THE ONE SHE WAS PROMISED, IN A GAME SHE NEVER WANTED TO PLAY. Maybe she has a → to be bitter, to go grimshark, or grow cruel. It was a TOTAL, ARRANT DESTRUCTION OF HOPE. (But closure begets understanding, not redemption.) She lost EVERYTHING, and in an attempt to manage her grief, she grew into her alignment, her blood, as a concerted mainstay to the bereaved ESSENCE of trollkind. Ultimately it isn’t her fault——she was brought under the expectations of an ENTIRE SOCIETY, and had that stripped away from her in one (⒈) cruel session. She rules with fear to cling to an intergenerational cycle. She currently perpetuates this over a species she abortively made in the image of trolls. It’s in her biology, mind, and her pusher. This sort of LEARNED HELPLESSNESS is what festered into her INDELIBLE GOD COMPLEX. The idea of losing all that you have ← leaves an unshakable fear in the unfeeling. Tsarevna was never impassive; it was that she had NO CHOICE. And maybe she never did in a world that asked too much from her. It’s all layers ↑on layers of coping mechanisms to accept her role and persona. The narrative denied you a good ending and it is endlessly obvious you’re not OK. After all, where’s the joy in being ✕ED? To be FORCED into this position? To BE the bad guy? Sure, you can pretend this is all fine, that you’re at peace with what happened, but you’re not. The wounds will keep reopening until you find an outlet. You’re harborsick with grief and unvoiced rage. I think, above all else, you need people to 🗨 to. People that weren’t forged from your being and have a bias. Maybe Chittr is the → place for that. But in the end, it’s your choice as the witch, manipulator of FATE, to choose whether you want to stay where you are. Is it truly too late? (CLASSPECT: WITCH OF DOOM! The class most rebellious by nature. Betrayed fate and doomed her session when her hand was forced. Villains are forged through the looking glass. When you’re the subject, you never realize the weight of your actions. A villain who does not know better would never call themself BAD. But Tsarevna knows who she is, and the consequences of everything lay bare in her mind, a painful reminder that maybe she may always be alone with (physical/figurative) fragments of her identity. Doom was always Space’s poorest assistant.) Honestly, we should all strike a conversation with her to keep her company. She sounds like she needs it. Thank you guys for READING, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #aqueen! #awarriorqueen #zalgo #zalgoid #layers #of #grief
C:~ Your journalistic instincts really proved themselves in full force in this attempt to get under my cerebral cortex. Indeed, there really was only one possible path; you are not mistaken. But hypocritical pity is the last thing that I need.<
Pity doesn't get anyone (⒈) anywhere, does it? I'm sorry. Sometimes it's ALL a person can Give. My pusher goes out for you.
smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee #substance
Smoking a Nothing and Drinking Nothing. #yeah #imboring
Comas can completely change the Meaning of a Sentence. FOR EXAMPLE: "My best friend is pretty." "My best friend is in a coma."
I dO nOt sEE thE cOmmA brOthEr gAndEr Is yOUr frIEnd AlrIght? :(
My Best Friend is A-OK, Sister Ursila! 'Twas a Joke!
The golden goose is on the loose. Hello, I'm back. Did I miss anything relevant?
Where.
Where what?
Where is the Golden Goose. (Also, if we're 🗨ing RELEVANT, I think Karama... died?)
"Comparison is the Thief of Joy" is a good quote, but I've Heard Better.
>> ¡ 1¡ke you Gander, ¡ 1¡ke your poડtડ
HIMERO!!!!!!! (CROWD CHEER!!) (CROWD APPLAUSE!!)
>> H¡ GANDER! !! (THE AUD¡ENCE GOEડ W¡1D FOR *YOU*)
It's always a Great Night when you're ONLINE. *triple backflip!*
>> OH MY GODડ A TR¡P1E BACKF1¡P?? THATડ CRAZY GANDER, YOURE CRAZY
Just for you, Citrushero! JUST! FOR!! YOU!!!
wa1t why d1d 1 ask, 1 can just goregle whatever parkour emp1re 1s
Noob Parkourist vs Pro Parkourist vs HACKER Parkourist
Hmmmm Let's Do Something Fun! m!a You Aren't Allowed To Vaguepost For 1 Hour! Honest Disclosure Only! @ Them You Coward!#magicanon♡♤◇♧
Reverse Psychology! #vaguepost
Sigh. They're talking to Reptar, aren't they
@themanintheCairoovercoat
HELLO, LITTLE JESTER.
GANX ERKLANEIE CAN I HELP YOU
Come on... you guys have Pet Names for each other... is this an Imaginatuationship...
♡ I LᰔVE YᰔU ALL, I LᰔVE EVERY SINGLE ᰔNE ᰔF YᰔU!!! ♡
I ♥♥♥ you TOO! (CROWD AWW!) (CROWD CHEER!!)
Seadweller rechitting my "it's dange-o-o-rus t-o-o- swim" chit Kinda funny
I've been microdosing waterboarding so I can Breathe Underwater.
THANK YOU GRAPPY PAPPY! *backflips!*
it is always bullshit being #pØsted.
The only fix to the symptom is becoming the disease.