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@fastidiousSwordsman
PINNED warnings for every possible bad thing ever. this guy fucking sucks. probably a bit worse than canon bro. will absolutely be creepy towards anyone and everyone. his thoughts and actions are not my own. no sburb au, current year is 2012. NSFW/E interactions are OK DMs are OK (no formal rp, just dialogue) https://i.postimg.cc/JntSmJ7w/oh-fuck-yeah-alt.png
8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony
8=D < Based on what?
6ased on this is a good post
8=D < Oh flank you!
I never do this, but you would make a one-of-a-kind brand ambassador. A free trial of #PlushRump is waiting for you in the DMs. Just remember to cancel or start contributing content before that timeโs up, or youโre getting auto-billed $69.99 per perigee. Also, upholstery cleaner should get those stains out. Pro tip.
8=D < Oh hoovens! I hoof never been a brand ambassador before. 8==D < It sounds like quite the clopportunity to put on a pony show! 8=D < I will be shire to try upholstery cleaner, I want Rarity to 100k perfect if we are going to put on a show!
While I do have advice, I h8 to say it. 8locked.
What my colleague fails to mention is that there are certain viewership metric minimums you'll be required to surpass in order to maintain such a coveted status. Not to worry, however. I'm not one to throw a filly-eyed prospective debutante to the audience of wolves without something resembling a rescue glide. Get that first video uploaded before the free trial ends, and you'll have some new toys and costars to play with. Be sure to install HAL on your designated work device.
8=D < You two are very kind! 8=D < I will have to film something bulb catching if I am to keep this deal, yes? 8=D < Not to worry! This pony knows how to ride.
๐๐๐ cmon man... you're mak1n BOTH of us look bad at th1s po1nt... }:(
8=D < Is that so? 8=D < If only there was a way to get me to rein it in. 8=D < If only your mane concern wasn't your reputation.
drinking.
couldnt help myself. youre free to join.
i only drink beer. can get you something else though.
with love. https://i.postimg.cc/Lsc7zx8y/dolly.png
pretty. https://i.postimg.cc/nhvnj9kq/image.png
very.
im sorry that you dont find girls pretty. that isnt my issue.
what? i do when they're not freaky dolls or whatever. you are weird haha.
https://i.postimg.cc/QdPM9MY8/who-is-that.gif
Gonna show this to a crackhead and see what happens. #substance
posting more dookie and dottie soon. my favorite ducks.
not enough puppets. you people have no taste.
on it.
can always count on you. you might be my new favorite.
ok.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf2e42479e9fcbe85a4cc28d2d725c2d/355291be8dd798bb-af/s500x750/af0b9c741f0e341c20836120e4e2a3a319ebe841.gif
ill take it.
This thread. https://i.giphy.com/jVYYMJq0ROmUursiE4.webp
https://i.postimg.cc/zXCCJCV4/its-cher.gif
fuck yes. good shit.
you get me. you always have.
of course i do bro.
some of you look like this. #puppet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a31c6ba9317.gif
what does this even mean
gay.
you're on chittr it'd be rarer to find a straight person
#โwhatdatmean โwhat am i l%kin at :P
like cats when you shake the food bag. you guys are too easy.
i hope he hasnt done anal before. i wanna be his first. even if he has itll still hurt like a bitch. didnt grab any lube before leaving.
I DO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO ME PRIVATELY AND WE COULD SORT THIS OUT IN A MUCH MORE CIVIL MANNER THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU POSTING HUMILIATING THREATS TOWARD ME FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC TO READ.
im tired of waiting. its time i actually did something. he knows what he does to me. hes asking for it.
ALARMING. I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
too late. if you werent such a tease this wouldnt be happening.
WHEN HAVE I EVER EVEN REMOTELY BEEN A "TEASE"? I BELIEVE I POST VERY NORMAL THINGS COMPARED TO MOST OF THE STUFF ON THIS WEBSITE!
too innocent. too fatherly. im fucking dying over here.
OH.. URM. IF *THAT* IS YOUR DEFINITION OF BEING A TEASE I DO BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT SOME ISSUES YOU SHOULD WORK OUT IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING.
youre doing it again. im on my way. i didnt want to tell you but i like knowing youre panicking.
god. more.
trying to find videos of these two in action. might not be possible. what a shame. https://i.postimg.cc/3RsrG8db/dookiedottie.gif
dear god. nevermind. found it. will be back in an hour.
I almost dread to ask what 'in action' might mean in your case.
aN HoUr? LiKe dOeS A MoThErFuCkEr wAnNa kNoW WhY?
just wanted video of them moving. nothing weird.
the dvd is 30 minutes.
Oh! Well color me surprised. Thats actually a refreshingly wholesome answer from you of all people. I see i had my guard up for nothing! Well then by all means enjoy your puppet show good sir.
i will. its fucking awesome. :)
mMmM So yOu jUsT LiKe sIt tHeRe n eDgE? sHiT AlRiGhT BrOtHa.
wasnt what i meant. but that isnt out of the question. now you have me thinking.
wHaT ThE LiKe fUcK WaS ThE OtHeR ThIrTy mOtHeRfUcKiN MiNuTeS FoR?? NaH MaN, dOn't gO ThInKiN On mY AcCoUnT )o:
yall arent mean enough. quit sparing sympathy for people that dont deserve it.
get your head off, straight with a blade
petition to brutalize every pathetic failure of a dave on this website.
their standards are all piss poor. they need to man up. quit being sensitive babies.
get your head off, straight with a blade
you feel unnecessary.
โกThat Might Be Your Opinion, But I Think They Are Doing Their Best. And That's All They Can Be Asked Of Them.โก
they could be doing way better. either they learned nothing or their brothers were all just as weak as they are.
yOu sPiTtIn. KiNdA StArTiN To lEaRn lIkE No mAtTeR HoW MuCh aTtEnTiOn yA GiVe eM It's nEvEr eNoUgH Fr. WoUlDn't cAlL It pAtHeTiC BuT BrOtHa iF It aIn't gEtTiNg cLoSe.
right? at what point is murder the call? i wouldnt be opposed.
wAnNa sAy i aM BuT MaKiN Me sEe tHe dAvE'S In sOmE KiNdA NeW LiGhT. tHoUgHt bOuT KiLlIn hIm pLeNtY, sAd tHe oNe i rEaLlY WaNnA MaUl aIn't gOd tIeR. tHe wAy a mOtHeRfUcKeR WoUlD RaKe hIm oVeR ThE FuCkInG CoAlS If i cOuLd. )o:
the one time i want to post a horse. and it breaks. tragic.
what the fuck why didnt it break for me ? why did i have to be the one to see that bullshit
there is nothing bullshit about it.
what do you know about his moves? https://i.postimg.cc/5HHmr33w/woah.gif
NOTHING: IMAGE IS NOT FOแนดND OR WAS REMOVED SAYS โPOSTIMAGEโ
he doesnt want to load. i mightve made a haunted gif.
FIXED: POBICO SEE IT NOW. MOVES HYPNOTIC IN NATแนดRE
youll never be as good as him. https://i.postimg.cc/4xbWS2P9/dance.gif
I might 8e okay with that
arty smartypants. uncultured asshole.
((I just wanted to say as a child I always had a very distinct fear of this particular character from that show lmao I think it triggered some uncanny valley stuff for me))
((i am so sorry but also im glad that the intended effect worked hahaha
yeah no the longer i look at this the mlre disturbed i get
unrecognizable. https://i.postimg.cc/tRSZ2Ry6/change.gif
