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@fastidiousSwordsman
i fucking hate bullshit only affects clauses in fetish stories the abo rutting virus only affects men under thirty the werewolf anthro disease only affects women who shave their pubes the shrinking virus only affects men only women in their twenties take over the world in this matriarchal plot anybody older opted out and was like naw we got spice girls reruns to catch up on the pharaohβs immobilization curse only affects women with c cups or greater is it really such a fucking boner killer if the new world order world building includes outcomes that dont wet your dicks whistle goddamn it is so immersion ballbustingly obvious you didnt want some sexy mama in her forties purse dogging on her sweet twenty something young thang weak af
do you mind?
not particularly no
carry on then.
pretty. https://i.postimg.cc/nhvnj9kq/image.png
im sorry that you dont find girls pretty. that isnt my issue.
caterpillar #caterpillar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c34d379dcd83.jpeg
caterpillar #caterpillar https://i.postimg.cc/W1bvNP2z/image.png
alright i guess is this one of yours or
yes.
cool man you got any other bug ones
https://i.postimg.cc/4NHcWrCd/image.png
not enough puppets. you people have no taste.
on it.
can always count on you. you might be my new favorite.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf2e42479e9fcbe85a4cc28d2d725c2d/355291be8dd798bb-af/s500x750/af0b9c741f0e341c20836120e4e2a3a319ebe841.gif
ill take it.
https://i.postimg.cc/zXCCJCV4/its-cher.gif
fuck yes. good shit.
you get me. you always have.
kids never know whatβs best for em.
and they never will at this rate. just sad.
I BELIEVE I'LL BE NEEDING TO CHANGE MY LOCKS SOMETIME SOON. NOT SURE HOW I'VE ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION TO BEGIN WITH. HE'S JUST TAKEN SUCH A LIKING TO ME AND WON'T GO AWAY.
wont keep me out for long.
im tired of waiting. its time i actually did something. he knows what he does to me. hes asking for it.
ALARMING. I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
too late. if you werent such a tease this wouldnt be happening.
WHEN HAVE I EVER EVEN REMOTELY BEEN A "TEASE"? I BELIEVE I POST VERY NORMAL THINGS COMPARED TO MOST OF THE STUFF ON THIS WEBSITE!
too innocent. too fatherly. im fucking dying over here.
OH.. URM. IF *THAT* IS YOUR DEFINITION OF BEING A TEASE I DO BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT SOME ISSUES YOU SHOULD WORK OUT IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING.
youre doing it again. im on my way. i didnt want to tell you but i like knowing youre panicking.
god. more.
JUST CAN'T GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT. :^(
do i even have to say it?
well see about that.
imnot a coward
i could veat you i hecsbt seen you in years
keep dreaming. its dumb to pick fights you cant win davey.
i coudldefibitely win
wanna put your money where your mouth is?
fufk you
such a wuss.
ull fight yoy vitch meet me outaide
give me a time and place.
tomlrrow roof of my gufking aparmet
youre on.
KIND OF FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S STIRRED MY BRAIN AROUND WITH ONE OF THOSE FANCY LITTLE DRINK MIXING SPOONS. OW.
wonder why that is.