Jade "Radiation" Doggirl
@gardenGnostalgic
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" I don't even love you right now stay in your lane (lie)
British version: they call me a f- my lawyers have advised me to not continue this post
IITS 🪩KAY THATS WHAT II GET CALLED T🪩🪩
They call me a cigarette because even though its bad for you, you just cant help but suckin me down #nsfw #substances
Make sure to collect the the drool from your partner once youre done packing them full of meat like its your last day at the sausage packing facility. Cute witchy girls pay extra for ethically sourced ingredients! #nsfw
:33< hot!!! :33< where do i sign up fur the whole getting packed fur of meat bit? :33< #nsfw
grills
Yes girls are quite attractive.
yummy bur6er
I AlsO EnjOy bbq AcqUAIntAncE jAdE!
8=8 > what about em
Oh my apologies I thought you misspelled, I enjoy burgers and fries as well.
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Hehehe Boobies
You misplaced a number.
Ah wells https://i.postimg.cc/Gp54TWWs/Blue-footed-Booby-(Sula-nebouxii)-one-leg-raised.jpg This is a blue footed booby a type of birsb #nsfw
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think more bird people need to get bent over the side of the couch... #nsfw
someone needs to put me back in my cage #nsfw
honestly I think I need someone to put me in a cage in general #nsfw...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Fuck locktober! All my homies hate locktober! ITS LOCKMAY NOW #nsfw
bitches will hate you for the most inconsequential things like so what if i ate the subway sandwich in two bites you just dont appreciate the finer things in life like me
c< NOt Half bad >c
you lost me at the pickles onion and spinach but i think that says somethings about me, oh also you should've added melted cheese to that
okay and the texture is good
I like it cold with NO CHEESE! Cheese is really good and all but i wanna eat the cheese on the side :)
leaf
and lost me completely with the cold, specifically cause of the cold meat in it unless its like ham or some shit
awwwwwwwwww did someone make a stinky? *blasts you with the water hose set to jet*
Tool would be so much better if they released it as 10,000 days of sloppy sweaty making out instead of just 10,000 days #nsfw
Man, come on. That was a fucking tribute to his dead mother, what the hell?
Im just like Hammurabi except instead of eye for eye its like we take turns painting each others faces #nsfw
that (an be an e7e for an e7e if 7ou aim wrong
Well you know what they say! Sometimes you hit or miss guess you never miss i think!
c< HOt. >c
Fun fact: MMORPG actually stands for Multiplayer Multiplayer mOltiplayer multiplayeR Gmultiplayer!
c< gOOd bit! >c
c< aH, dONt wOrry abOut it >c
oh okayy thanks ii didn'''t knoww :::)
Doing cartwheels is crazy when your weenor acts like a pendulum, like when this baby hits 88 miles per hour youre gonna see some serious shit #nsfw
(ausing bla(k e7es ever7where
Just bought a house in the hills, skipped the mortgage. Also skipped the cash. I am a squatter. At least my ass is fat though #nsfw
proud of ya!
BARK.
SO. HEY. WHAT DO YOU HATE IN A MAN.
What? Why?
OH, YOU KNOW, UH. JUST CURIOUS.
What made me hate him is what he did. What he took. He slew the ones I loved. He took them from me without hesitation, like they were bugs in the way. SO I CHASE. ETERNALLY. Through eternity. I CHASE. And I hate. I hate everything he is. His smugness. How he is always out of reach.
(OHMYGOD) SO, HYPOTHETICALLY, IF THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A HISTORY OF COSMIC SCALE DESTRUCTION AND APATHY AT BEST FOR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THAT DO FOR YOU.
My hate is for him and those who bring injustice. If there were someone like that. I would hold disdain for them as well.
COOL, COOL, COOL. WE’LL TALK LATER.
What? Why?
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE.
So, who wants to volunteer to push down on my thighs while i sit on my shoulders after slathering myself in peanut butter? Applications open! #nsfw
ALLERGIE
8=8 > we ARF conflicted
BX33 < am i having trouble thinking with purrtals here jade or am i misunderstanding the post
UMMMM, i dont know! But i do know that peanut butter is now off the table!
8=8 > BARKKKK. I guess i have to agree now
Somtimes im really afraid that if i swallow a piece of my hair on accident that itll get caught up in my guts and tighten up like a hoodie draw string and the dr will say that your guts are all messed up and i dont want my hair to mess up my guts i want someone pretty to mess up my guts life is so unfair :c #nsfw #gore
*teleports behind you and smooches the top of your head*
₍^. .^₎⟆ Gasp! *SSmoochesSss your cheek and patsS mewr head*꠹
Yes!
I dont know who dexter is but i like the cut of their jib for getting a pretty lady to bite me!