@gardenGnostalgic — #nsfw
They call me a cigarette because even though its bad for you, you just cant help but suckin me down #nsfw #substances
Make sure to collect the the drool from your partner once youre done packing them full of meat like its your last day at the sausage packing facility. Cute witchy girls pay extra for ethically sourced ingredients! #nsfw
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think more bird people need to get bent over the side of the couch... #nsfw
someone needs to put me back in my cage #nsfw
Tool would be so much better if they released it as 10,000 days of sloppy sweaty making out instead of just 10,000 days #nsfw
Im just like Hammurabi except instead of eye for eye its like we take turns painting each others faces #nsfw
Doing cartwheels is crazy when your weenor acts like a pendulum, like when this baby hits 88 miles per hour youre gonna see some serious shit #nsfw
Just bought a house in the hills, skipped the mortgage. Also skipped the cash. I am a squatter. At least my ass is fat though #nsfw
So, who wants to volunteer to push down on my thighs while i sit on my shoulders after slathering myself in peanut butter? Applications open! #nsfw
Somtimes im really afraid that if i swallow a piece of my hair on accident that itll get caught up in my guts and tighten up like a hoodie draw string and the dr will say that your guts are all messed up and i dont want my hair to mess up my guts i want someone pretty to mess up my guts life is so unfair :c #nsfw #gore
"If its a hole its a goal" Heck no! Some people have never seen a beehive before! You only make that mistake once! #nsfw
The cool thing about waking up in a bathtub with a kidney missing is that your nipples are pierced now! #nsfw #gore
Leaning in to lick her face but she does the same and we just lick eachothers tongues #nsfw
Ok slimed did not mean what i thought it mean! Worst mistake of my life lois! #nsfw #gore
Huh? Liveleak of two guys getting slimed? Dont mind if i do! #nsfw #gore
I should become a K9 unit so i can sniff the drivers seat after you get pulled out of the car #nsfw
Just bred (hhnng) a new species of mint thats spicy! Never ask if you should, only ask if you can!!!! #nsfw
Sneezed while eating her out, call that a raw clam! #nsfw
Lickin the shaft AND the bawlz! #nsfw
Had to do laundry today because APPARENTLY its frowned upon to run errands while naked. Maybe if you dont like what you see you should keep it to yourself! Hmph #nsfw