Jade "Radiation" Doggirl
@gardenGnostalgic
British version: they call me a f- my lawyers have advised me to not continue this post
They call me a cigarette because even though its bad for you, you just cant help but suckin me down #nsfw #substances
Make sure to collect the the drool from your partner once youre done packing them full of meat like its your last day at the sausage packing facility. Cute witchy girls pay extra for ethically sourced ingredients! #nsfw
:33< hot!!! :33< where do i sign up fur the whole getting packed fur of meat bit? :33< #nsfw
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You misplaced a number.
Ah wells https://i.postimg.cc/Gp54TWWs/Blue-footed-Booby-(Sula-nebouxii)-one-leg-raised.jpg This is a blue footed booby a type of birsb #nsfw
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think more bird people need to get bent over the side of the couch... #nsfw
someone needs to put me back in my cage #nsfw
honestly I think I need someone to put me in a cage in general #nsfw...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Fuck locktober! All my homies hate locktober! ITS LOCKMAY NOW #nsfw
bitches will hate you for the most inconsequential things like so what if i ate the subway sandwich in two bites you just dont appreciate the finer things in life like me
you lost me at the pickles onion and spinach but i think that says somethings about me, oh also you should've added melted cheese to that
I like it cold with NO CHEESE! Cheese is really good and all but i wanna eat the cheese on the side :)
and lost me completely with the cold, specifically cause of the cold meat in it unless its like ham or some shit
awwwwwwwwww did someone make a stinky? *blasts you with the water hose set to jet*
Tool would be so much better if they released it as 10,000 days of sloppy sweaty making out instead of just 10,000 days #nsfw
Man, come on. That was a fucking tribute to his dead mother, what the hell?
Im just like Hammurabi except instead of eye for eye its like we take turns painting each others faces #nsfw
that (an be an e7e for an e7e if 7ou aim wrong
Well you know what they say! Sometimes you hit or miss guess you never miss i think!
Fun fact: MMORPG actually stands for Multiplayer Multiplayer mOltiplayer multiplayeR Gmultiplayer!
oh okayy thanks ii didn'''t knoww :::)
Doing cartwheels is crazy when your weenor acts like a pendulum, like when this baby hits 88 miles per hour youre gonna see some serious shit #nsfw
sw1ng1n l1k3 4 d4mn gr4ndf4th3r cl0ck!!
Just bought a house in the hills, skipped the mortgage. Also skipped the cash. I am a squatter. At least my ass is fat though #nsfw
So, who wants to volunteer to push down on my thighs while i sit on my shoulders after slathering myself in peanut butter? Applications open! #nsfw
BX33 < am i having trouble thinking with purrtals here jade or am i misunderstanding the post
UMMMM, i dont know! But i do know that peanut butter is now off the table!
Somtimes im really afraid that if i swallow a piece of my hair on accident that itll get caught up in my guts and tighten up like a hoodie draw string and the dr will say that your guts are all messed up and i dont want my hair to mess up my guts i want someone pretty to mess up my guts life is so unfair :c #nsfw #gore
*teleports behind you and smooches the top of your head*
₍^. .^₎⟆ Gasp! *SSmoochesSss your cheek and patsS mewr head*꠹
I dont know who dexter is but i like the cut of their jib for getting a pretty lady to bite me!
"If its a hole its a goal" Heck no! Some people have never seen a beehive before! You only make that mistake once! #nsfw
I warned you! I warned you about fucking the beehive dawg! #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m sssqu!nt!ng at my palmhusssk !n d!Ssappo!ntment꠹
