♦ pitied by @gardenGnostalgic
i sit up and of course i find a little man has made a nest in my hair again and now has his wing tangled :| i really need to figure out a way for this to stop happening
You misplaced a number.
yyyeaah, just feels wrong if the meat is cold yknow
alri6hty, it's real late 'n' i'm *real* tired, so i'm 6onna hit the Cupe. all i need now's someone to... no, no, won't say it. i'll restrain my thirst. for now. 6'li6ht! ^◡^
decent but id skip the spinach and turkey and add pepperoni and lettuce instead
Man, come on. That was a fucking tribute to his dead mother, what the hell?
>+. YOU'RE GETTING A BETTER HIGH !!!!! .+<
I SHOULD THROW MYSELF INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE. #SUICIDE I GUESS.
pretending to be some serious big shot woman is hard
>+. I'M TIRED OF AGREEING WITH THE MASSES .+> >+. HOLDING THE WEED SMOKE IN *DOES* DO SOMETHING .+< #substance
WHO3V3R POST3D TH4T CONF3SS1ON TO TH3 FUCK1NG CONCUP1SC3NT 4NONYMOUSLY P4G3 *CL34RLY* DO3SN'T W4NT M3 YOU'R3 SUCH 4 W1MP FOR NOT COM1NG TO M3 TO CONF3SS YOUR L1TTL3 F33L1NGS!!
i feel bad ive been sooooooooo inactive :((!!! ive been so busy with stuff on earth c that i havent even been posting...
[⚙︎ Co|or me curious: How many of y'a|| cou|d hand|e getting shot at vs how many wou|d die? [⚙︎ For the record I'm probab|y in the die camp un|ess I have about 20 minutes to get ready first. ⚙︎]
My tits are so fat *I* want to CULL myself! My 8ulge is pretty cool too, I don’t talk a8out that often. #nsfw #cw-self-harm #funy
BX33 < am i having trouble thinking with purrtals here jade or am i misunderstanding the post
sometimes i wish i was an apple so he could bite into me and eat me B/ life is so unfair #suggestive
direct message beam. which is to say I need to lie down and will be poking the dash less and messages more
fuck. heal beam sucks ass.
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m sssqu!nt!ng at my palmhusssk !n d!Ssappo!ntment꠹
->/well like… for me it wasnt my choice haha… #noncon/<-
Dick... beehive... pain #nsfw #gore
OH MY GOD HELP!!!
how do i edelet troll tweetts
Do not use that expression against me, young creature.
My wives hid the coffee machine from me. Time to break into my energy drink stash.
oh shit im dead again i think #deaddave
God I am so f8cking angry right now did you even know someone could 8e this angry???????? I didn't!!!!!!!! I sure as sh8t f8cking didn't!!!!!!!!
F8ck!!!!!!!!
Guess who's h8me!!!!!!!! From her sh8ft!!!!!!!! It's one of th8se "I need to hurt someone r8ally re8lly 8adky" sorts of nights!!!!!!!!!
4NY G1RL PL34S3 1 C4N'T 3ND YUR1 D4Y W1THOUT 4 K1SS
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Can i use that to f ix my Space Ship . I done clawgged the pawpes . Culler
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
Doy ou have a tool Maam I think mam Beclaws your name havre Girl in it . Culler
ANY one got a Tool or Implement of sorts. Thankyou . Culler
OKAY FUCK FINE WHATEVER JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU THINK RATIONALLY BUT APPARENTLY YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN A LOBOTOMY WITH HOW YOU FUCKING ACTING
TAKE SOME MEDS THEN DONT INSTANTLY RESORT TO REMOVING THE ABILITY TO THINK COHERENTLY
.) I think it's hard tQ pick a favQurite animal that isn't, like, my lusus. There's a lQt Qf cQQl animals Qut there! But, like, nQthing beats weasels, y'knQw? Except maybe, like, Qther mustelids. Ferrets and minks are alsQ really cute! ))
OKAY FUCK FINE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY TO GET CRITICAL MOTOR FUNCTIONS DISABLED IT BAFFLES ME
aeneascaldarium [ac]s computer exploded!
OKAY YOUR A BIT TOO EXITED FOR THIS
GIVING OUT LOBOTOMIES FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO REMOVE CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS AND FUCK OFF FROM THIS
Traveler, before you scroll any further. Remember. You can always turn your 'puter off. This is a free action. You don't even need to roll for it.
⬭ i have high standards for my pitch quadrant because im already a pro at hating myself so ewe gotta be able to do it better than me. its a high bar to clear. ⬭
Ummmmmmm, im going to get a movie going and log off after recent events that have just dropped on the timeline. :)
⬭ yeah thats probably where it all went wrong. ⬭
⬭ only dream i ever had that came true was the one where i jacked it to robinami porn but that was going to happen whether i dreamed about it or not. #nsfw ⬭
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
(o_ _) When I think of Jade I'm reminded she had issues with her grandfather too. #relatable
... accidentally exploded something in my hive uhhhhh
i'm about to do something i'll probably regret
my respect t0 the jades it is n0t 0ften i am 0utfr0ken
(( fair enough! ive just been spray bottled a few times and wanted to spare you the same fate o7
karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
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FUCK!!!!!
DELETE POST WAIT
WAIT
femboys arent real it was probably just a weather balloon that convinced you to delay starting hrt
Fum8led. Fuuuuuuuuck.
im prolly gonna relapse in the next day and idk wat that means either #substance #cw-self-harm
⬭ fuck im such a fat fucking chud ⬭
blocked by an egbert FUCK thats my GIRLBRO
8=8 > nobody hates with the passion i do, this is BARKed up
All I'm saying is a woman can't even eat her kismesis in the privacy of her own hive in the presence of her sizable Chittr audience without people turning on her. #LetHerCook #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen #NSFW #NSFWE #Violence #Cannibalism I don't know what to tag this... - MC Oleana
is 4ny0n3 still int0 sc3n3 girlz 0r d0 1 sigh v3ry v3ry s4dly
squeezing into that corset almost took me out. y'all better stream my single for the trouble thx
...think i ou6hta head home. i feel a li'l weird. just 6otta wait for the ri6ht moment to slip away.
[ >BE NOT A SALACIOUS KNAVE AND REMEMBERETH TO TAGGETH THINE #NSFW LEST I STRIKETH THEE DOWN_ ]