⬭ i have high standards for my pitch quadrant because im already a pro at hating myself so ewe gotta be able to do it better than me. its a high bar to clear. ⬭
O~ You can alwayS tempt Somebody with at leaSt Some part of you. Never forget that. ~O
⬭ me wondering why all the babes run away when i try to seduce them with my killer forehead. ⬭
O~ The BabeS will be tempted by aSpectS you'd often not expect. If you try for a particular component SometimeS you get too focuSed and hopeful on that one part, you never know what one might be into! ~O
⬭ me running away barefoot from the babes when i find out theyre into feet (they like watching me run) ⬭
O~ RemindS me of a joke I once heard... If you're into feet you Should get buried at Sea, So that folkS in the water can paddle their feet in you forever! ~O
⬭ shouldnt ewe want to just get buried normally though. because then people would walk all over ewe. ⬭
O~ What are the StatiSticS of people Swimming in the ocean verSuS people actively walking over graveS? I know what I would bet on if that were me. ~O
⬭ maybe that could be a career. hiring people to step on the graves of people who had food fetishes. theres serious potential for an untapped market here. ⬭
O~ PerhapS, but the dead oneS would need Some very good friendS indeed to pay for that Service. ~O
⬭ maybe its a prepaid thing. they pay before they die or something. ⬭