♥ liked by @gardenGnostalgic
:33< hot!!! :33< where do i sign up fur the whole getting packed fur of meat bit? :33< #nsfw
I AlsO EnjOy bbq AcqUAIntAncE jAdE!
yummy bur6er
Not That Kind Of Time. Not Yet, At Least. #suggestive
Ah wells https://i.postimg.cc/Gp54TWWs/Blue-footed-Booby-(Sula-nebouxii)-one-leg-raised.jpg This is a blue footed booby a type of birsb #nsfw
I am the only naked one in this gangbang. What is up with that? #nsfw
hrrfh...~ well then please, Consider it an open invitation to ya if yer so inClined..!~ /)/◡/(\
Hehehe Boobies
HHHRRRNNNNGGGGGGG BIG PENIS 531-8008
pff- okay, @6arden6nostal6iC, hittin' me with a pity! i'll just say it ri6ht here in the replies then! all i need now's someone t'follow me into my Cupe 'n' fuCk me outta my mind while i'm dreamin'! there ya 6o, that's what the #hornypostin' woulda been! ^◡^
This opens a separ8 consideration of freaks in 8otany
I should get the feathery asshole badge but I'm too lazy to ask lmao.
@imJunior i got you unc!
found a way to bring @imJunior wherever i go! 0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63cf7475741a.png
and lost me completely with the cold, specifically cause of the cold meat in it unless its like ham or some shit
Perhaps?
Now why is there a dog training clicker in my bag? #Suggestive ?
okay and the texture is good
you lost me at the pickles onion and spinach but i think that says somethings about me, oh also you should've added melted cheese to that
c< NOt Half bad >c
honestly I think I need someone to put me in a cage in general #nsfw...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
i... okay i 6otta admit, ya flustered me into havin' no response. >◡<
...frankly that's fuCkin' impressive.
okay but what was on the sandwich
c< HOt. >c
walking around nude comes with the sad side effect of not being able to be a subtle flirt at all. i'll be talking to a woman i think is hot, catch her staring downward and realise i'm throbbing like crazy and almost dripping pre cum onto her #nsfw
Anything for a loyal fan https://i.postimg.cc/262zvmcH/dracula-rap-fast.gifᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
If only there was a way to display my love for the hotel Transylvania at all times does anyone have a remedy to thisᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
Okay? Go to t)(e ocean t)(en! 38P R-E------EL ON---E IN!
oh okayy thanks ii didn'''t knoww :::)
that (an be an e7e for an e7e if 7ou aim wrong
----Erm! It says on your profile t)(at you are a dog girl. 38?
my tail wags for you :)
9ood^ess this is a little embarrassi^9 #^s1w https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/119953881_^9OX59aU9^oyCm^.p^9?1778878395
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/39/a4/0d/39a40db7950c0c1887a51e2ad776be2b.jpg T)(is is w)(ere I found out I )(ad autism.
c< aH, dONt wOrry abOut it >c
(ausing bla(k e7es ever7where
c< gOOd bit! >c
wait... youu are soo right... itt is bothh......... and that'''ss beautiful.........
Eating crayons.
okay ii am knittingg myself aa new sweaterr... kinda thinkingg about twoo boys kissingg......... is thiss perversion orr just creativee inspiration???
i want to see @tentativelytenebrous get surrounded by 20 different jades and get flustered. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
proud of ya!
// He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I adore him. Meet Collabsguy. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsguyRef.png
WHAT. Ok, sure.
Phew.....I feel so full.... ehm... I have...given everyone...their bites...(^ . ^ ❀) All of your....blood....was....so tasty.... I am...happy you all...seemed to enjoy it...too..(///^ . ^/// ❀) @gardenGnostalgic @catastrophicGalaxy @curiousClowder @imJunior #nsfw #suggestive #blood https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/MORE%20PHILOX%20BITES%20dexter%20edition.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/MORE%20PHILOX%20BITES%20Felyan%20edition.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/MORE%20PHILOX%20BITES%20Badgeguy%20edition.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/MORE%20PHILOX%20BITES%20Jade%20edition.png
c< iM.... gOiN seeMb.... gOOdligHt! #HercONcussiON >c
Ok, fine. I don’t have permission from you to die. Aha.
[⚙︎ Co|or me curious: How many of y'a|| cou|d hand|e getting shot at vs how many wou|d die? [⚙︎ For the record I'm probab|y in the die camp un|ess I have about 20 minutes to get ready first. ⚙︎]
8=8 > BARKKKK. I guess i have to agree now
BX33 < am i having trouble thinking with purrtals here jade or am i misunderstanding the post
8=8 > we ARF conflicted
ALLERGIE
In commemoration of what once was but now isn't- and what was once was and now is. I wish to beat someone to death erotically. Applications? #nsfwe #death #nsfwv #gore
I got bored and exposed myself to the discord, I'm just a silly girl
That song. Was very right. I DO wanna dance with somebdoy. I do wanna feel the heat with somebody. Thank you. #substance
Already naekd. Water is soon. #substance #nsfw
[ A brief video post: Of course, Roxy is the cameraman. They take bouncing steps towards the subject of their video, that being @aeneasCaldarium , and are seemingly all smiles from the other side of their cellphone. They tread closer, lens capturing the unwitting grin of anticipation splitting Cronuss face. Behind the camera, Roxy goes: ] hi! lmao :) [ But before Cronus can foist over a response, Roxy leans in and boops him on the nose. And all of a sudden, hes gone. As if they cut to a frame where he simply wasnt standing there, Cronus has disappered. The whole video is about as long as a Vine. ] #cagttl
i wanna horny post but i got no ideas lol i just rly want 2 put my face in titties or get fucked bent over a table #nsfw
It's too warm in myhouse. #substance
₍^. .^₎⟆ *Purrs and turns to nuzzle your cheek!*꠹
:33 < *ac purrs and rubs himself against your legs!*
Oh My God. #ohmygod #explicit #nsfw #nsfc
₍^. .^₎⟆ Gasp! *SSmoochesSss your cheek and patsS mewr head*꠹
UVJOQG ඞඞඞඞ
:33 < thank mew!! ://))
((For the Philox bite winners, hang in there you will infact get your bites >:)!! )) #STILLNOTSUREWHATTOTAG!!!! #nsfw? #suggestive? #OOC
:33 < well if anypawdy is curious.. here pawre my nudes.... #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/arsenicCatnip_5895/f77af688-8b30-4f48-8835-5da29644cd68 https://chittr.ing/profile/arsenicCatnip_5895/facef1c6-aff6-4073-ab77-123351c2f29d
8=8 > BARK that bitch
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ
Dick... beehive... pain #nsfw #gore
ehm....so...Dexter kept...making me respin...the wheel....until I got her name....so uhm....I will bite...everyone...I rolled...before I got to her... (^ . ^ ❀) Ehm....come get...your bites...? (' . ' ❀) #suggestive? #nsfw? #Istilldontknowchat https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Jadewheel.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Felyanwheel.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Dexterwheel.png https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/badgeguywheel.png @gardenGnostalgic @catastrophicGalaxy @curiousClowder @imJunior
8=8 > #yuri https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/LESBIAN.png
Interesting proposition.
:33 < sure! come on by! :33c
The only thing I take away are the livelihoods of mere mortals.
:33 < i n33d to smother somepawdy with my titties..... #nsfw
I wish; upon a starr; that somewherre some mannerr of joybot that wishes to brring kindness and whimsey will appearr,
.... Very well. Indulge me.
I'm not sure what organs I still have.
Hmm.
8=8 > i miss my wife
Women like me beclaws I'm round...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Too late, that being said I think I'm impervious to kidney stones.
Do not use that expression against me, young creature.
c< as sOON as i get bacK Hive, My ass is gOiN 2 sleep, aNd iMMa be dreaMiN abOut wOMeN alllll NigHt bitcH #yearNiNg >c
hate bot is back to hating.
Ehm...I may....have explained...myself poorly...(ó . ò ❀) I will ehm...instead....take all the names...of people who comment...on my previous post...and let fate... (the wheel of names) choose for me... (^ . ^ ❀) #seepreviouspost
8=8 > paws at you
That was Eggman but I'll piss on you >:(
I will....bite whoever gets the most likes.... (^ . ^ ❀) #suggestive????? #nsfw??????? #theydontmeanthisinasexualway #theybiteplatonically #becausetheyre #aweirdo #whodoesntknow #thatsweird
DAMN RIGHT I DID #PISS
I have been surpassed in the auction process. What mortal wields greater wealth or knowledge than I, Dracula?
ok i'm getting the vibe that i should not start dating, what r u guys afraid of
->/i was forced to put a picture of myself on here… #selfie https://i.postimg.cc/xykp1rv1/hasett-tekeda.png/<-
maybe i should try dating again!!
Somebody Needs To Hold My Hand And Be So Niceys To Me Rn Dudee. Bwuhhhh :o)
Ho ho ho, Merry May 15th! Or, as me and the caked up thigh gapped baddies like to call it: Merry arch your back so hard you throw out a hip day! #nsfw
i like 7ou, if that helps!
some of u mad odd and u t)(ink u quirky wit it
i coUld've done better, bUt i'm told a rUbbish edit is typically fUnnier. ^u^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd518c50f92d.png
Will be trying human kidney...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Special occasion...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I have not nor will I efur clawmmit cannibalism...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ True facts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #gore ?
THAT DOG WOMAN…WOOF. I LIKE HER.
i'm sure it will some day.
(⌒ω⌒) Fun fact! I'm pansexual! So as last minute of yuri day, to all the WLWs out there... (○´3｀)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。. CHU~
I would just like to make it clearr to all my allies; enemies; and neutrral parrties that I am; the shit, I'm the best, This is a fact, On a unrrelated topic Ive rrestocked on booze and cigarrettes, #substance
Deal deal deal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Thank you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Ehehehehe...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
aw, that sounds cute.
Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Yesss...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Humans are mammalian...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You have nipples...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I pierce your nipples fur furee...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I receive...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Your kidney?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ And I am the stripper...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Fur you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
4NY G1RL PL34S3 1 C4N'T 3ND YUR1 D4Y W1THOUT 4 K1SS
Jade Harley is my new Maria replacement
" Bars ".
sending positive energy throughout the feed!! good luck energy!! lots of good energy!!
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Well then i Dont nened your tool madam but Thank you for the awffer . You are bvery kind :-) . Culler
Can i use that to f ix my Space Ship . I done clawgged the pawpes . Culler
it's okay, it is not a secret anymore
Doy ou have a tool Maam I think mam Beclaws your name havre Girl in it . Culler
#slanderposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a27f81b064d.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ He’ss gett!ng me a collar that sssays “good k!tty” and a leassh. Hehehe ! feel sso warm and fuzzy #nsfw #vaguepost!ng꠹
ANY one got a Tool or Implement of sorts. Thankyou . Culler
:D
Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SO SMALL. I ONLY NEED ONE POPCORN.
I am going to draw myself blowing him up with my mind.
OKAY YEESH IM SORRY HERE HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/NHFZ0B4J/LOBOTOMY-CAT.GIF
The Hottest Part Of Him Is His Mind. I'm 6'1" By The Way.
I'M AN EVEN LITTLER GUY (4'9)
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
secret
I have decided I will start being the bad influence on others.
ohhhh I'm such a little guy (5'0)
oohhh I'm SUCH a little guy
OKAY FUCK FINE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY TO GET CRITICAL MOTOR FUNCTIONS DISABLED IT BAFFLES ME
anyway its that time of year the ladybugs come out again! look at this bryony ladybird! arent they just a little cutie patootie!? :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/212c3b2bf625.png
if there's one thing i'm commited more to than my future wife/husband, it's the bit
GIVING OUT LOBOTOMIES FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO REMOVE CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS AND FUCK OFF FROM THIS
my curent life goal is to give every jade ear scritchies cause the dog ears r 2 cute not 2
⬭ yeah thats probably where it all went wrong. ⬭
:33 < mmm sardines
⬭ only dream i ever had that came true was the one where i jacked it to robinami porn but that was going to happen whether i dreamed about it or not. #nsfw ⬭
i was enj0ying the libidin0us barkbeast-humans actually
gathering all my strength tw0 muster up an actual last #thickerthursday to g0 ahead and move the timeline al0ng. https://64.media.tumblr.com/c14a290683bfe46b01f5dd377b80e373/003829ba8613147a-7e/s1280x1920/70bda86aa50fc6e1590625e64ed5ddb4a6ecc67d.png #nsfw
(o_ _) When I think of Jade I'm reminded she had issues with her grandfather too. #relatable
Aw whut :(
Awwwwwwooooooo
my descendAndt tlod me |td b funny |d unno wAht |t meAnsA
i'm about to do something i'll probably regret
my respect t0 the jades it is n0t 0ften i am 0utfr0ken
(( fair enough! ive just been spray bottled a few times and wanted to spare you the same fate o7
((it's ok, the timing worked out in that regard too!
| ned A b|ggg streongg troll to just hfe |qjerorngej mwjg eokdf wefm ;D |s thAt toooo much 2 Ask #nsfw #nsfwfwf
my wife. <3 #mywife
wait yall are getting pretty people in ur dms?
i think i am a pretty boy. #vagueposting #dashwatching.
This message could have just said "pretty people" and got your entire point across ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
moment of truth: would you kiss a wizard ? the ANIMAL, not humans with beards, THESE babies. would you kiss one soft on the head like you would a cat or small dog ?
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i am also thinking about your mother
c< #yearNiNg seNd cHit >c
I'm thinking about my mother.
THE DROOLING HORDES OF PAN-DEAD, CONTENTSLOP "FEMBOY" SLOBBERMONKEYS COULD NEVER HOPE TO GRASP THE PURE AND IMMACULATE BEAUTY OF A GENUINE, DIGNIFIED, SHIT-YOU-NOT *PRETTYBOY.* SOME OF YOU SODDEN, TASTELESS SCATPANS COULDN'T TELL CHIAROSCURO FROM CLUCKBEAST GIBLETS AND IT SHOWS. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE SUBLIME. FUCK OFF. YOU HAVE A SHOUTGASH TO BE BREATHING THROUGH. GO STUFF IT WITH SOMETHING MORE YOUR SPEED. THE LANDFILL IS THREE HEXES DOWN. #VAGUECHITTING #NOCONTEXT #IAMONA #FLUSHEDRAMPAGE #THELIKESOFWHICH #YOUCANNOTFATHOM #ANDIDONOTCARE #WHOKNOWSIT
How are you doing?
I feel like everyone should be jealous of me because I get to sleep in the arms of a fat hairy nerd every night after he arranged my insides B) #nsfw
:33 < if we're making bug meowspect :33 < then i am petitioning fur kitty meowspect
Heeeeeeeey Chittr. ::::)
im prolly gonna relapse in the next day and idk wat that means either #substance #cw-self-harm
THANK YOU. (:B
NEW PROFILE PICTURE IG. AGAIN.
c< real as fucK! >c
she hard on my boil til i egg #suggestive ?
#bawlz
i would rather destroy my mental health than see any singular rose unhappy
so.. anything goes?
i think some of the citizens have started treating it like sight seeing too? like they'll go around looking for what bench the hung dog god is on that day :P it's nice tho cause it makes it much easier to find people to fuck
8=8 > ARF most bones not milk-ish?
8=8 > perhaps...
we all enjoy a nice beautiful park on a warm summer's day differently. mine is relaxing on a bench completely nude with my girl bulge out and flirting up whoever passes by #nsfw
lemme give you that stridick B) #nsfw #FreakOfTheWeek
▼usually through the nook i guess▲ #nsfw
i’m with jade here, just ask
notorious whores get extra headpats, even #nsfw
Truthfully, my friends, my road can get very lonely, and I have been walking it for a long time. I thank you all for accompanying an old man, however briefly. I know I have been sharing many poems recently, but sometimes, my memories are the only thing that I have to entertain me. Please allow me to share with you another: “All things I pick up Are moving, awash upon The beach at low tide.”
That would indeed include you as you fall under the category of alternate version of one of my wives.
Thinking about kissing my wives or alternate versions of them again.
8=8 > you bite some fingers off and suddenly no one wants to play fetch
₍^. .^₎⟆ Head patsSs are completely non sscandalousSSSs and everyone ssshould get them no matter what꠹
o7
whre r the hose At #suggest|ve