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@presentsGalore

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Ho ho ho, Merry May 15th! Or, as me and the caked up thigh gapped baddies like to call it: Merry arch your back so hard you throw out a hip day! #nsfw

Kult: +26
Kull: +10
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.60

Hell yeah santa

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 14th, or as me and the survivors like to call it, Merry the day after my slave toy workshop burned to the ground!

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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#COLLABS
In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.
@collaborationKing[CK]

#COLLAB WITH ME, SANTA. [⁙]

Ho Ho Ho, put me on that motherfuckin track boyo. Santa could really use the income right now

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Ho ho holyshittheworkshopisfireeveryoneisdyongohfuckohgod

Kult: +12
Kull: +15
Total: 27
Ratio: 0.80
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@deartuateFoppotee[DF]

hhnnmn, you...... dwrswvw... that...

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@transgenderGamer[TG]

they hit the twin candycanes

Ho ho ho, who wants to come sit upon Santa Claws lap and tell him what they want this perigees eve? (Hotties who can throw it back crazy style only, all rights reserved, limited to while supplies last)

Kult: +95
Kull: +100
Total: 195
Ratio: 0.95
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Oh hell yeah. Can I get an entire train. Not a model. I want a train.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

1 W4NT 1 B1LL1ON MON3Y

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Ho ho ho, what model my grub?

Ho ho ho, granted! 1 million iranian rial!

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Rocky Mountaineer. The one's with the glass all around.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Santa my. man can i get. thriller on cassette. The one that the. micheal sings. That’d be. totally rad

Ho ho ho, i should have already known! Go check in your ablution trap!

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Ty Santa...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Nevermind I saw the. latter part

Ho ho ho, of course my grub, check inside your water heater. Hurry! It will not last long!

Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 13th, or, as me and the flying antler beasts like to call it: Merry help fold your hivemate in half so they can suck their own bulge day! #nsfw

Kult: +137
Kull: +114
Total: 251
Ratio: 1.20

I feel like the premise is mostly self explanatory my grub

@barackObama[BO]
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
@coronateCruelty[CC]

im not lookin at t)(is. not even deignin t)(is wit)( my damn attention.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

Someone doesnt want bountiful gifts and treats this perigees eve!

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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2piite..exe
runniin on energy driink2 and an eternal hate for evveryone..
@twwiinAquariium[TA]

HUH??????

Kult: +5
Total: 5

It is really quite simple, you must help fold your hivemate in half so that they are able to place their own bulge in their own mouth. It is tradition! #nsfw

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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2piite..exe
runniin on energy driink2 and an eternal hate for evveryone..
@twwiinAquariium[TA]

ii aiin"t doiin that..

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
@coronateCruelty[CC]

i am RIC)( beyond compre)(ension, i OWN SOCI-ETI----ES, and ANYT)(ING I D-----ESIR----E can be made or retrieved on a w)(im. w)(at do YOU )(ave t)(at i dont, you antiquated festivity decoration

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Ho Ho Ho, it seems like someone has been a spoiled brat this year! And to think, I had to most wonderful brooch picked out for you. Such a shame

I'm exceptionally concerned that these words are even reaching my perception, but... if you insist??

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
@coronateCruelty[CC]

i got twenty. keep walkin.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 12th, or as me and the toy shop slaves like to call it: Merry big cup of melted cheese day.

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33
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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
The Real Deal
Around these parts, this user is THE Condescension.
@coronateCruelty[CC]

are you fuckin kiddin me

Ho Ho Ho, production is falling behind this year, whom among you wishes to join the toy production slaves?

Kult: +5
Kull: +15
Total: 20
Ratio: 0.33

Ho Ho Ho, it seems we have our first eager volunteer. You will be a perfect fit for the toy mines!