Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 13th, or, as me and the flying antler beasts like to call it: Merry help fold your hivemate in half so they can suck their own bulge day! #nsfw
im not lookin at t)(is. not even deignin t)(is wit)( my damn attention.
Someone doesnt want bountiful gifts and treats this perigees eve!
HUH??????
It is really quite simple, you must help fold your hivemate in half so that they are able to place their own bulge in their own mouth. It is tradition! #nsfw
i am RIC)( beyond compre)(ension, i OWN SOCI-ETI----ES, and ANYT)(ING I D-----ESIR----E can be made or retrieved on a w)(im. w)(at do YOU )(ave t)(at i dont, you antiquated festivity decoration
Ho Ho Ho, it seems like someone has been a spoiled brat this year! And to think, I had to most wonderful brooch picked out for you. Such a shame
I'm exceptionally concerned that these words are even reaching my perception, but... if you insist??
i got twenty. keep walkin.