Santa Claws

Ho ho ho, Merry May 15th! Or, as me and the caked up thigh gapped baddies like to call it: Merry arch your back so hard you throw out a hip day! #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +26

Kull: +10

Total: 36

Ratio: 2.60

Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

Hell yeah santa

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 14th, or as me and the survivors like to call it, Merry the day after my slave toy workshop burned to the ground!

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

COLLABSGUY

@collaborationKing[CK]

#COLLAB WITH ME, SANTA. [⁙]

#collab

↩ @collaborationKing[CK]

Ho Ho Ho, put me on that motherfuckin track boyo. Santa could really use the income right now

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Ho ho holyshittheworkshopisfireeveryoneisdyongohfuckohgod

Kult: +12

Kull: +15

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.80

altier infirm

@deartuateFoppotee[DF]

hhnnmn, you...... dwrswvw... that...

dove "sprite" strider

@transgenderGamer[TG]

they hit the twin candycanes

Ho ho ho, who wants to come sit upon Santa Claws lap and tell him what they want this perigees eve? (Hotties who can throw it back crazy style only, all rights reserved, limited to while supplies last)

Kult: +95

Kull: +100

Total: 195

Ratio: 0.95

↩ @presentsGalore[PG]

Big D to the S

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Oh hell yeah. Can I get an entire train. Not a model. I want a train.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

TH3 R34L3ST #maidcafe

@gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

1 W4NT 1 B1LL1ON MON3Y

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

Ho ho ho, what model my grub?

↩ @gallowsCalibratorr[GC]

Ho ho ho, granted! 1 million iranian rial!

↩ @presentsGalore[PG]

Big D to the S

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Rocky Mountaineer. The one's with the glass all around.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Fingop Blambo

@tranquilChanterelle[TC]

Santa my. man can i get. thriller on cassette. The one that the. micheal sings. That’d be. totally rad

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

Ho ho ho, i should have already known! Go check in your ablution trap!

↩ @presentsGalore[PG]

Big D to the S

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Ty Santa...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tranquilChanterelle[TC]

Fingop Blambo

@tranquilChanterelle[TC]

Nevermind I saw the. latter part

↩ @tranquilChanterelle[TC]

Ho ho ho, of course my grub, check inside your water heater. Hurry! It will not last long!

Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 13th, or, as me and the flying antler beasts like to call it: Merry help fold your hivemate in half so they can suck their own bulge day! #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +137

Kull: +114

Total: 251

Ratio: 1.20

↩ @liminalLimerence[LL]

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

I feel like the premise is mostly self explanatory my grub

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@coronateCruelty[CC]

im not lookin at t)(is. not even deignin t)(is wit)( my damn attention.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

Someone doesnt want bountiful gifts and treats this perigees eve!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

┌П┐erii2ol┌П┐

@twwiinAquariium[TA]

HUH??????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twwiinAquariium[TA]

It is really quite simple, you must help fold your hivemate in half so that they are able to place their own bulge in their own mouth. It is tradition! #nsfw

#nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @presentsGalore[PG]

┌П┐erii2ol┌П┐

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@twwiinAquariium[TA]

ii aiin"t doiin that..

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @presentsGalore[PG]