YOu FuCKERS MuST FEEL AWFuLLY INSECuRE. KNOWING. THAT WHILE I AM GODMODDING. YOu ARE GODTIPPING YOuR TOES. INTO THE GOD KIDDIE POOL. YOu HAVE A PATHETIC AMOuNT OF GODSuNSCREEN ON. WITH GOD FLOATIES. AND HIDEOuSLY EGREGIOuS GOD SWIMWEAR. WHILE I AM GODNAKED. GODBuCKWILD. GODOuT IN THE OPEN. READY TO LAND WITH A FuCKING CALAMITOuS ASS BIBLICALLY CANON BALL. I AM THE DEuS OF YOuR MACHINA. BITCHES PRAY TO ME THEY CAN ONE DAY BE ON MY LEVEL. AND I LEAVE THEM ON PRAYER READ. SEEN.
ᐖ HAHA I LIEK U YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPESHULLLL ᐛ
You don't have to do that
MY SISTER IS DEAD. MORON. MY ONEECHAN. HOWEVER. I SOBVIOuSLY THE LEAST HATED. SHE IS AN ENGORGING ARTIST. FATTER THAN MOST EVERY STARVING ARTIST THERE EVER WAS. WHEN I WIND uP. MY DONKEY KONG. NEuTRAL SPECIAL. GIANT PuNCH. AND I OPEN PALM THAT FuCKER. LET ME TELL YOu. THE RECOIL. COuLD CLEAR A FOuNDATION. FOR A CITY MEGASTRuCTuRE. THE RIPPLES ALONE. COuLD DISRuPT A HuRRICANE. LIKE A NuCLEAR BOMB. WHEN I TELL YOu. THE CENTRIPETAL FORCE. THAT PERPENDICuLAR HAND. TO ARM. TO BuTTCHEEK ARC. AS THE ARM ROTATES IN CIRCuLAR MOTION. THE INTENSE. VIOLENT. SEXuALLY CHARGED IMPACT. KILLS ALL VIRGINS. WITH IN A GALACTIC RADIuS. OF OVER NINE THOuSAND PLANETS. LEAVING uS ALONE. TO ENJOY OuR EVENIGN TOGETHER. KYu. @archiveAddict #MASTERRANKBAIT #NSFW
EXCuSE MY TYPOS. I DROOLED ON THE KEYBOAD. WHILE TYPING THIS. MAKING THE KEYS. QuITE STICKY. I WILL NOT BE FIXING THEM. THEY ARE HONESTY.
I WISH BEYOND ALL FUCKING WISHES I NEVER LAID YOUR EGG, KID.
POOF. GRANTED. IT DID NOT HAPPEN. YOu MADE THAT SHIT uP.
YOU AND ME BOTH FUCKIN’ WISH, BOY.
oh i do so love being alive. i'm going to go pick some flowers in the garden with my wife! feel the sUn on my face, do things other than draw shitty comics and wander the planet looking for random keys to Unlock new bUllshit on some radio tower. what a wonderfUl life i have, here, in the realm of the living!
I DON'T CLAIM HER. WE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE A BODY. SHE IS uSING WORDS THAT AREN'T HERS TO uSE. I LITERALLY SLAuGHTERED CALLIOPE WHOLESALE. THIS IS LARP. ACTuAL FAKE ASS FANFICTION. FuLL OF SOuND. AND FuRRIES. IT IS A TALE TOLD. BY A BITCH IDIOT. uLTIMATELY SIGNIFYING. NOTHING. tumut
keep telling yoUrself that, darling. i'm sUre denying every aspect of reality that yoU don't like will make yoU feel happy one day!