CALDERUS
@unashamedUnmaker
USED TO BE HOT SHIT. THEN I BECAME A DAD. FUCKED UP.
ヾ(＾-＾)ノ How do you do what?
One step at a time. You could start by making something. A craft of some sort.
WHY WAS I PINGING PEOPLE, IN PUBLIC, SAYING…THAT?! AAARRGGHHHH
You have changes to start on
I. . . . . . . . . . . MY ABILITY TO DENY WHAT I SAID IS REALLY WEAK HERE, AIN’T IT?
THIS IS ONLY SECOND TO GETTING IMPREGNATED IN HOW FUCKING AWFUL THIS IS
Did you check for egg?
...I feel like a bad dog. PERSON. I am a bad person. But I cannot let it get in my way. Nothing can get in the way of justice.
MIGHT AS WELL MAKE ONE MORE DUMB DECISION WHILE I’M NURSING THIS HANGOVER.. ER. I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A BAD PERSON. YOU SEEM LIKE ONE OF THE FEW WHO I BELIEVE REALLY WANTS TO BE A GOOD ONE.
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT’S GOING TO FUCKING DETONATE AND TAKE HALF THE PLANET WITH IT. UGH.
Hey bestie. Midlife crisis?
So midlife crisis is subjective based on the life span of a given species. See: My midlife crisis will likely come at a time when a cherub might still be in its "adolesence" If you're a fuckton of sweeps old and the end of your life is not really in sight, this is most likely your mid.
I WSH ICODILVE BEEN ANYTHING EKSE.
you still can, dude. you literally can do whatever the FUCK you want
but you WANT to be something else. so be something else. fight that urge to be what you are with EVERYTHING in you. no fucking fate.
and you're strong, and there is something you want, so who gives a shit how hard it is? start today.
right now? no. right now you should drink lots of water if you do that- or whatever you can do to prepare for what I can only assume will be the most fucking brutal hangover imaginable.
@PEREGRINEMENDICANT#0414 YUIORE ALSO IPDETTY.
That does not provide enough context but okay. I profess I have no interest in you because I do not know you. Thank you for the compliment.
STHAT’S KKOKAY. JST DIDN’T WANT YOU DTFO FDEEL LEDFR OUT WHEN I SADI TO TTHE ORHER YEIUOU.
@PROSPITIANMONARCH WHYH ARE YOIU DSO PRWTTY
You are embarrassing yourself. If you have something to say to me. Say it. Like a cherub. You are supposed to be powerful. Call me what you are calling me. Like you mean it.
I’M NDOT POWERFUL ERANY MORE. M JUST A EASTE. A PIEACE IF GFRABAGE. PROBBLY HAVE BEEN ALWAYS BUT. I WAS SAYINF. YOU’RE PRETTY.
I think PM is very slowly learning she prefers me when I don't talk at all.
GDDVG8BE ME STDUIOD SHIT TO DO BEL9ELW
WSLW TYPING IS DHRHARDER THAN I THOUHHT. TELL ME STUIPID RSHIT TO DO DAND IKLL DO IT.
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