♦ pitied by @unashamedUnmaker
U already have feats tho! mums the 1 who has 2 actually prove it...
she could at least blow Up an asteroid or something....
Ye★h.....
V★gue post ★bout love ★nd pseudo ironic★lly compl★ining ★bout it.
my head has been feeling fuzzy all day :/
The Bird h★s opened its mouth, it is currently mimicking "the bird is the word" pl★yed through ★n incredibly low qu★lity spe★ker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/★81748b15b0c.png
It mocks me Chittr. It knows th★t I c★nnot d★m★ge it in ★ny me★ningful w★y. It is ★lso sp★ti★lly locked so I c★nnot just send it ★w★y.
#headachecity
Yes. It does. And very annoying to see. Every time I come on here looking for entertainment.
YOu ARE PAINFuLLY FuCKING STuPID. OF COuRSE. THEY CAN BE GOOD. THEY JuST HAVE TO AVOID BEING ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE YOu ARE. YOu CANTANKEROuS. DEADBEAT. DITCH YOuR SON GOLD MEDAL OLYMPIAN FINALIST. WHATEVER THE FuCK IS WRONG WITH YOu. IS A PRETTY CLEAR CuT AND DRY BIBLE. FOR NOT WINDING uP. GOODNESS-CHALLENGED. HOW CAN YOu BE THIS FuCKING DENSE. PAY CHILD SuPPORT.
fuck I wish this was me
And further terrible. I wonder if he misses it. The chase. I have been gone only a short time.
... I think I miss him. How terrible is that. To miss the creature you despise more than anything. I miss the chase.
Ok★y @w★lkst★bw★lK wins this one. I h★ve to go w★tch ★ film, I did not hit him ★ single time, it w★s still good pr★ctice.
I miss the mail.
GUESS WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF EARTH-C AGAIN, FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, BEING GREEN.
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Y' dinnae 'ave t' be mean though... ☾₊‧⁺⋆
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AT THIS POINT IM JuST WAITING uNTIL IM MENTIONED IN ONE OF THESE WITH TERROR
WOAH. DIPSHIT DISCOVERS HuMOR. TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT.
uusuallyy it is. not! i tthinkk. tthatss why ttheyy. nneedd to sstudyy me! ᨑ_ᨑ
you ttoldd me tthatt. you uusedd to be two. ppeoplee i tthinkk. and i. aalsoo uusedd to be. two ppeoplee ::) we are ssimilarr!
GUYS ITS FINE ITS LITERALLY FINE SHES A PLANTGIRL CATGIRL PRINCESS & ITS FINE WE R NORMAL ABT THAT FACT RIGHT???????????
im rly gonna do it this time. >m@
Can't have anything on this 8itch of an Earth. ::::/
AND WHO'S THE ONE WITH THE DEADEST SISTER?
AND IT VERY EVIDENTLY ISN'T *MINE*. I'M THE BEST ME.
LOOK AT WHERE I'M AT. AN IMMUTABLE FUCKING FACT. AN INESCAPABLE NIGHTMARE. MAYBE YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK!
THAT YOU ARE A BIASED DEADBEAT CUCKOLD MORON IDIOT STUPID UGLY FULLY GHASTLY HORRIBLE FUCKING *BASTARD*!
Th★nks C★lderus, keep your he★d up m★n.
Every day. I log on. He shoots himself in the foot. Like clockwork.
precisely. i know where i stand. i jUst resent the box dredging it back Up. leaves a foUl bloody taste in my moUth.
........... yoU don't think i've accepted this? yoU don't think i've gone back to that chess match, time and time again, trying to sort my feelings oUt? i i may have accepted it, bUt that doesn't mean i want it. yoU bloody well know the difference. and YOU. get away from the keyboa
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE IS WHAT THEY CALL "a hater, a loser and a clod" AND MANY OTHER BAD WORDS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS ON IT! GO TEAM!!!!
YOu ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES THIS. YOu CREEP. I AM ENOuGH FOR MYSELF. YOu ARE HABITuALLY uNFuCKWITHABLE. I HAVE AN ENTIRE AROuND THE CLOCK STAFF. WHO TENDS TO MY EVERY WANTON WHIM AND WANT. THAT IS. THE ONLY. RELATIONSHIP. I WANT. AND ACTIONABLY ACHIEVE. ALL THE TIME.
I am lost again. This whole thing better be worth it.
WELL THATS A FOREBODING THING TO SAY
okay i know this is super old and i wasnt supposed to see this so im sorry for stalking your chittr! but oh my god i feel this you arent alone mr calderus :(
ok ill confess ive never played troll monopoly yall idk what da fuck u talkin boat every time sonemone brings it up
.....
i don't think i know even how to manage a romantic relationship anymore i don't think i've been in a healthy one for years
@singularityManifest tell me what you think when i do B) also i put on that outfit you like just for this
YES. OF COURSE. I PLAN ON CRUSHING HIM. BUT DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I HAVE ANY SORT OF SPARK OF AFFECTION TOWARDS A FELLOW MALE OTHER THAN MORE OR LESS TOLERANCE FOR THEIR BULLSHIT.
Going on a quest. Across space. Which is great. Because space has no landmarks or notable locations to know where you are.
i tthinkk tthatt. you are aalsoo ::)
xx_ALSO_HAI!_I_LIEKZ_U!_xx
Watching a living creature writhe on its back, feelers to the incandescent heavens pleading for the kind mercy of a cruel goliath, severed the remainder of my fragile heartstrings.
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I keep getting distracted while chasing him. What is wrong with me.
I am trying to. Nevermind. You are all talking about something stupid so never mind.
I tried something different. Threw my sword at him. It just floated away. Had to take a detour to get it back. I know he is laughing over there.
suck my fat codpiece. HONK HONK. :o)
dont work for em. im "contracted". six feet was enoug)( to conquer planets repeatedly and wipe celestial objects off t)(e map multiple times; to make and rule regimes unerrin and twist power in MY NAM-----E to MY FAVOR. now, w)(at t)(e )(ell you got to brag on? if youre so tall as you say... w)(eres t)(e resume?
:33 < does anyone want some worm steaks? :33 < i didnt knyow what to do with it once i tamed it so i killed it and made food
...........No.
Nevermind. Not doing this. On this poor horny troll's chit.
ya i absolutely fucked it
I struggle to believe that. But thank you. I do not see any of you besides your eyes. But they are a nice red.
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ I think it's lovely! Like you!
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
...I feel like a bad dog. PERSON. I am a bad person. But I cannot let it get in my way. Nothing can get in the way of justice.
Not loading for me pal.
My stupid photo expired.
Sometimes I wonder why he flees. I know he is afraid of me. I do not understand why. We are of equal power.
I remain conflicted and confused. AND ANGRY. But I am always angry.
I am nothing but vitriol now. He escaped while I was not looking. I have to find him again. HE DOES NOT GET FAR. He is afraid of me. But I am mad at myself. And I will take it out on him when I catch him. I will drive the tips of my paws HANDS through his eyes. #gore #violence
i DON'T THINK ANY FRAGMENT OF EXISTENCE, iS USELESS,
i will try,,, i think,,,?????? #lying