Mituna Captor
@twintimesAbstract
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Bring me this supposed “bambi” “video” “game” located on the PS2.
I summon pot of greed to draw THREE additional cards from my deck.
Just re★lly not wh★t the c★rd does Kris.
Roll my dice.
Where ★re you getting dice from?! Wh★t c★rd effect is giving you dice?????
I PLAY POT OF GREED AGAIN WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW THREE CARDS-
IT'S ★ B★NNED C★RD! ★ND TH★T'S NOT EVEN WH★T IT DOES J★CK!!!!!
I PLAY MAGIC FORCE!!!!!!! WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED-
I don't think th★t one's even ★ c★rd!
I P L A Y J A C K S KN I G H T
TCH!
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are y/)u having a str/)ke while str/)king it br/)??? #nsfw
...6oals.
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:33< multitasking king... i guess??? :33< *ac is not sure how to f33l about this*
he may be a mass-murderin' psyChopathiC bastard, but he's an ally.
1T'S FUNNY.
H3'S 4 MURD3ROUS 4LLY FOR SUR3.
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B33 < *sits around all chill with tail swaying around and shit* #meow https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetachillaf.png
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LOUDER FOR THE TROLLS IN DA 8ACKKKK
not a sin6le point here i disa6ree with. u◡u
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Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
B33 < holy shit this is ameowzing im jealous you got to s33 the overstuffed walrus taxidermy in real life and i didnt what the fuck
thats one hell of a fat fucking chud if ive ever seen one i love it
think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome
LMAO
Well Thats Unfortunate
Oh Yes Its Just That Hes Got An Unfortunate Amount Of Aegyo Hes Utterly Flush With It
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// Evil :(
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8=D < I will be saving this. This is beautiful. You have talent. I will cherish it.
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always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
Was gooing throough my files too coontinue woorking oon my persoonal stuff and foound this absoolutely diaboolical hoorrific image. Why did i ever save that gooood loord
Already tagged him in yoour replies fucking idioot 8/
Absoolutely woorst image too ever exist made my night soo much woorse
(=^･^=) < MEOWRE SHIP ART!!! OK SO. TO EXPLAIN THIS. I S33 CRONUS AS A SORT OF "UNSHIPPABLE" WITH THE OTHER TROLLS.. BUUTT!! A GOOD SHIPPURR ALWAYS FINDS A WAY! #SELFCESTSHIPPNG #SUGGESTIVE #THATFISHGUYMEWKNOW https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/cronusbeautifulselfcest.png
if you people vwant a gay cronus then im right here. im uranic so i only like men and non-feminine enbies
What sort of numbskull argument is this. Is the intention here to imply that a person could be visually DECEIVED into betraying their own preferences? Duh-durr. :B Congratulations! What now? You've admitted by your own logic that the only aspect of that person he would find attractive is their aesthetic, and not their gender. Even if someone were to conceal that their identity is precluded by his orientation and, say, get him in the proverbial sack for some reason or another, it does not prove your point at all! "This preference that you have stated is unimportant because I have deemed gender unimportant." Well, missy, I believe gender and the expression and affirmation of such is VERY important to certain individuals on this platform! Not much of a thinker for a legal figure of authority in your field, are you? :B You could make the argument that he is not oppressed on a societal level, but you are sure showing your own prejudices and ignorance right about now! Also (and this is positively chafing me) I notice that you have continuously utilized the wrong "your" across the majority of your posts. Rule of thumb (the THUMB is the digit you can locate firmly lodged up your own rear end) is to replace the word with "you are" to see if it fits contextually. If yes: "you're." If no: "your."
oh hell yeah i got the ceo in my corner. say, wvhatre you doing tonight? ;)
@caligulasAquarium You had better get him.
ivve just placed my wwand calmly upon the table betwween us cro
i pick it up and use it like a smoke
(=｀ェ´=) < GO ROLEPLAY ON ANOTHER PURRSONS POST. #GETOUUUUT #MEWAREBANNEDFUREVER
ok wwe are kinda inflatin your numbers by replyin here though #ungratefulmuch?
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wwhat i wwanna knoww is wwhere is the eridan ship art
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nevver gonna let you dowwn
never gonna let yuo down e
the. gobvermnet
Wh★t ★bout them Fingop? Wh★t ★bout the government?
Type shit Fingop, type shit indeed.