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no see its cool actually because i got granted the gutterblood pass by a profoundly rusty skank so wwhen im sayin it theres actually no harm implied #niceidan
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
... sooo, how's, uh... how's th1ngs w1th you and your ruf1oh, 1f you don't m1nd my ask1ng?
Some of you seem to care quite a llot about what that Cronus says. Pitch fllirting with him perhaps? I do not think the interest is mutuall
↗️I THINK I WILL THROW UP IN MY TASTECAVERN A LITTLE BIT.↗️
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