♠ hated by @twintimesAbstract
yeah, you aint looking long and hard enough. thats okay, i dont expect that from you
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
simmer dowvn, ladies. don't be so harsh on yourselvwes. just drop the quarter pounder an join a fitnessblock. i'm also a personal trainer zz;) i'll get ya in the pink.
hey, bud, this ain't bait. fat vwomen are disgusting.
alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
i mean you havwe ocular globes dontcha? i knovw youre dumb, didnt think you ran the wvhole dumb, deaf, and blind kid gamut, pinball vwizard
this sucks bad meu
imo you all suck
fuck you im literally #notgay
youre jacking me man! youre jacking all ovwer me!
Did I n9t quite literally just warn y9u a69ut this exact situati9n, Mituna. Did we n9t have a c9nversati9n a69ut this less than a 6link ag9? #t9ldy9us9
thats literally my vwhimsy youre jacking bub quit jacking me here
While in this case, yes, Mituna, I can 6e referred t9 with such pr9n9uns, it may 6e advantage9us in future endeav9urs t9 lean t9wards gender-neutral terms as a general ha6it. #pr9n9uns #gender
𖦹 Feelin cute might walk by some hives and turn mfs power off 𖦹