Mituna Captor
@twintimesAbstract
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i declare myself the official beacon of non-vweirdo cronii across chittr. vwe need to stand up and call out that fuckers actions. and then cull him brutally alternian style #cullcronus #notmethough #wviolence
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i think you should take a good long look at yourself and think about vwhy calling a guy you hate gay sounds like a good punishment
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((for as very awful today has been it has at least reminded me that I love Mituna so so much because I'd forgotten I love that scruffy little gremlin boy.))
((Holding him... like the little beastie he is...))
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((fuck yeah!!! you know what he was like before?? getting fucking... pickED UP AND HUGGED BY ME A AA A a A A))
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hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
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1'M 4 CHUBBY WOM4N 4ND 1 G3T MOR3 NOOK 4ND BULG3 TH4N TH4T M4N. >:] #NSFW
simmer dowvn, ladies. don't be so harsh on yourselvwes. just drop the quarter pounder an join a fitnessblock. i'm also a personal trainer zz;) i'll get ya in the pink.
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alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
i'm with this handsome feller. walk into a 6roup of drones and stay there, thank ya.
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just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
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