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c< HM.... well, tHiNgs are cONfusiNg, at tiMes, iM glad we caN cOMe 2 sOMe KiNd Of uNderstaNdiNg ON tHat MucH >c
c< eH, bOtH sucK, bOtH Have Merits, i certaiNly beNefit MOre frOM tHe alterNiaN systeM, but, i caNt deNy tHat tHe be4aN ONe is liKely 2 Help MOre peOple tHaN it HarMs >c
Don't worry! If you're eeling neglected, I'll sc)(edule a playtoon to come and )(andle you!
I DO Not thynk I was hatched in a way to Handle either extreme. Tys sad to thynk I could have been Happy in the caverns on your planet.
Tys possible Some wyshed to push back against the Smothering of the Shepherd Condesce's Apron but Jeez.
Those Beforans who Chyt about battle and war Concern Me
SIG)()( my vantas is still in the bubbles. you go ahead and throe some at yours in my honor aight
xx_say_somethign_beautiufl_xx
H1GH F1V3V3VVV3333
H3CJ Y34H 1 4M 8)
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I kind 9f miss my friends, n9w that I think a69ut it.
UNDO RECHITT. UNRECHITT.
but i possess the pass its in my wwallet next to my elite skaianet black card
https://1.1mgur.com/9Ykn6z8.g1f
What the shit?
You...are green now...that is...my attack...! (^ . ^ ❀)
to cull is to engage in legally sanctioned slaughter of an undesirable wweakling anywway so it aint evven strictly interchangeable wwith kill in many cases i can see that you are one a the good ones thank you for your attention to this matter gutterblood
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
oh!!!!!!!!!! wow dud3 you'r3 so k1nd!!!!!!!! >8] 1 c4n d3l1v3r 1t to h3r 1f you n33d!!!!!!!!!!
duuuuuuuuud3 you'r3 g3tt1ng m3 HUNGRYYYY!!! >8O
thank you, mituna, for reminding me of the “whoops, my anarchy symbol” video. :B
anytime
thanks captor, not just for puttin up wvith my shit. but wvords of wvisdom i guess, you sound like a wvalkin fortune cookie in like a good wvay.
yeah wvell, damn ain't got nothing for that captor. ain't sure i'm ready to talk about any of that junk though. don't really knowv wvhat's going on anywvays just gotta do wvhat i wvas out here to do, even if i suck at it pretty bad as wve quite literally just sawv.
ain't so sure about that, had a pretty good idea of it drilled into me for a wvhile. but hey, i apologized it's done i'll do better in the future ain't need to talk more about it. just gotta man up and keep it together y'knowv.
Since there has been some perfectly understandable confusion regarding the methodology, I will provide the formula. Each handle was assigned an Observational Placement Value. OPV = {[(L² + 13C + 17Y + 31K + 44A + 53W - 7R) + Ω] mod N} + P Where: L = length of the handle, excluding the @, unless the @ seemed especially self-important. C = consonant temperament. Y = number of letters pretending not to be vowels. K = capital letter interference. A = animal, object, or theatrical-adjacent implication. W = whimsy coefficient. R = redundant-letter drag. Ω = the cueball constant. N = number of observed handles. P = a small corrective applied when the result is funnier that way. For example, consider , which placed at . L = 10 C = 8 Y = 2 K = 1 A = 1 W = 1 R = 1 Ω = 4132 N = 2765 P = narrative inevitability So: OPV = {[(10² + 13(8) + 17(2) + 31(1) + 44(1) + 53(1) - 7(1)) + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {[100 + 104 + 34 + 31 + 44 + 53 - 7 + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {4491 mod 2765} + P OPV = 1726 + P After applying the standard narrative inevitability correction, as one does, the value resolves to 2. This is not arbitrary. It is merely governed by several factors you were not meant to see.
yeah no, the hell wvas i thinkin. pretty damn stupid of me if you ask but just cause i got internal issues ain't exactly making the sich better. im a man supposed to keep this stuff dowvn not spout it out like some douchebag.
💪😤
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #chitwithpride!
Bam! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #beforian
oh right, beforus doesnt really do this that often does it
OH NO I WANTED CUTE BUMBLEBEE PICTUREZ Well, if I had to see it, so do y'all. ˖⁺‧₊˚ 𓆦 ˚₊‧⁺˖
X @apatheticApostacy hey you wanna get in on jumping the cronus who called me an object? #violence #misogyny x
1dk man, 1'm call1n em my l1l bros though... already th1nk1n out names and everyth1ng, haha... }:)
}:') thanks bro... 1'm so proud of t1nkerbull...
ough... so, uh... t1nk's do1ng better now 🥺 https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/2a7168087a82.png
uh Y34H of cours3 1 d1d!! why wouldnt 1?? 4lso 1s 1t 1mport4nt?? >8?
w4nn4 s33 m3 do 4 fronts1d3 nos3blunt s1d3??? w4nn4 s33 m3 do 1t 4g41n???
1 got lot1on on my d1ck 1m b34t1ng my d1ck #nsfw #3p1c [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
What exactly do you spend all of your time with, anyway?
It doesn't seem that way. Imagine having that much free time.
It seems that way. Who knew this was such valua8le information?
i'm verified!!!
"= faaaake.... ="
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ I'ଳ not on a lot but I've noticeଳ a few ଳore Beforean trolls on here than I expecteଳ- Where are all ଳy #Beforus pals at??
流石にクロミグッズが限界突破したね。
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TH3Y GOT H1S HORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8O
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X Getting cuddles rn, be jealous x
DONT YOU KNOW THE SECRET TO GRUB RAVIOLI? its FAKE. its not real its made of ribbons and processed synthetic leather sludge
HOW ARE WE SSUPPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT YOURE TA/KING ABOUT >8?
DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU STILL THINK YOU ARE IMMUNE TO THE MIND CONTROLLING HELIOBEAMS FROM THE SUN.
Love
troll 3dw4rd cull3n holy sh1t
I like watching you sleep I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.
Oh no! Did you die?
L4M3 R3V13W. L444444M3. th1s 1s so l4m3. oh my god. l4m3 c1ty, 1 th1nk. #c4gttl
Robo-penis. #ROBOT #NSFW
3x4ctly! 1m 4 g4m3r grl 4s much 4s 1 4m 4 k1ll3r roll3r r1d3r!!
just know th4t 1 g1v3 4 w4y b3tt3r 3xp3r13nc3 th4n wh4t3v3r l4m3-por4 wrot3 out for m3. trust!!! #c4gttl
okay i think that's the fastest series of attacks i've ever whipped out. glad to know my combo game is getting better!!!
sometimes its a little bit strange having two sets of memories from two different lives like ill get a flashback to having my whole head in a bag of chips thats literally the size of me and just having the absolute time of my life and im like damn i should do that again that was epic then i remember im not that small anymore and also that was only one half of me a person sized chip bag sounds pretty epic though doesnt it i feel like theres a gap in the market right now that somebody could be filling
(=^･⩊･^=) < I APPURRECIATE WHAT I HAVE IN LIFE! I'M NOT UPSET! I'M IN FACT.. PURRLEASED WITH WHAT I'M DOING. THE LORD CHERISHES ME!
T3MPT3D TO JUST ST4Y 1N MY B4TH TUB 4ND CH1LL 1N TH3 COLD W4T3R UNT1L 1 SL33P OR SOM3TH1NG.
I LOVE OLD PEOPLE SO MUCH
:33< cutie patootie big shooty!
wait when did we hit 15
actually you know what MMaybe i will celebrate by goin out n gettin eastern alternian takeout this is definitely because of the 10k kult n not soMMethin i just do anyway trust
being friends with an internet l/)lc/)w is n/)t f/)r the weak, h/)w d/) i explain the guy i’m playing vide/) games with (already a l/)ser h/)bby) has a kiwifarms f/)rum ab/)ut them
I am no+t go+ing to+ read even a single wo+rd o+f that #cagttl and I stro+ngly suggest no+ne o+f yo+u read it either.
Get o+ff my po+st until the wiggly yo+u have go+ing fro+m typing that po+st go+es away.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「No signature on this one. "Do you vear vigs?" ... I do not vear vigs. I will not vear vigs. I will Never Vear Vigs. When will I vear vigs is a different story. https://forms.gle/1pWSzVvtduLZB6M6A」
ᐖ SᑈHMOOBIE GOOBIE ᐛ
yall oug)(ta learn more languages btw
◌ I have no more quotes in me tonight. I am very exhausted. Do me a favor and imagine your favorite quote in your mind for me. ⧂
My Cabinet, after attending many Fight Nights to supervise me: Okay, actually, this seems pretty safe. This is fine. You don't need a security detail for Fight Night. We can now trust you won't participate or do something stupid. Me, not two hours later: Hello my constituents on Chittr.ing, I am considering joining the fray in the #FightNight next week.
thanks for the hookup bro, s1ck 1deas for my hypothet1cal corpse party }:)
wa1t that's so awesome... 1t's l1ke, one last fl1ght before the end... that's k1nda poet1c dawg...
QUESTION. WHAT ARE ANY OF THESE THINGS.
troll mri scan
:33< meow :33< #meowposting2022
some puns i ain’t use cuz i t)(ink t)(ey suck. like finny instead of funny. c)(anges t)(e w)(ole word jus ugly unattractive pun !!!
yessss DJ that sh*t UP bro... just put a couple scratches beh1nd the kan speech... blow that sh*t W1DE open yo, trust... 💪
▼if you listen to troll bbno$ unironically, block me▲ #cw-self-harm
we're bringing back fishing with dynamite
h*ll yeah... 1'm count1n on you and meenz to br1ng the crowd, yo... 🙏
feel like i cod say anyfin on dis site and b conc)(pletely misconstrued
et tu, tuna...? ... 1 mean, 1t's not l1ke 1'll be l1sten1ng, lol... but st1ll... want people to actually attend, y'know? }:p
anywaves sometimes )(umans will go all ‘if you call a mouse a squeakbeast/c)(eese critter w)(at do u call a rat’ n im like y do u need multiple terms for it? big one small one if I point at somefin and call it a damn nibble vermin you gonna get t)(e damn gist
REAL SHIT. HE WAS MAKING A SCENE AT #FIGHTNIGHT ABOUT FIGHTING THE BIGGEST GUY, SO I WALKED UP TO HIM ALL #COLLAB STYLE AND ASKED HIS WEIGHT CLASS. IMMEDIATELY FELL DOWN AND TURNED INTO A LIQUID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED. [⠌]
Do you support lowblood morally neutral behaviors?
#COLLAB POSTING ON HOLD. I THINK I JUST LIQUEFIED HAL. [⠶]
yall romanticize ‘rebels’ until u gotta live in da sewer wit em eelmao
:33< cant a girl giggle and have whimsy in her life and be full of joy and gl33?
all this talk aboat meenah being great is really flatterin me (naut on here happened somewhere else you guys cant sea rn)
Fr though, yall be yapping.
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH.... KIND OF SAD.
thank you... lay my *ss down 1n a bed of roses, bro...
i check what pe0ple are panicking over and it's always like. tw0 vagueposts by some0ne. 0r a powerless bald guy using the f0llow functi0n on s0cial media. not t0 be confused with event h0sting, that's always great. used two get mandat0ry livestreams of public executi0ns as a pupa, now that g0t buzz going. hell we g0t it here once with that blue guy. n0t exactly live though. g0t two figure 0ut the video embedding first ig. l0st my train of th0ught.
:33< meowtuna i pawften do!
(=^･⩊･^=) < WISH I COULD ATTEND THE FIGHT NIGHT AND WATCH SWEATY, HOT, BUFF MEN FIGHT BUT I'M BUSY BEING KITTY! MEOW THE LORD MEOW MEOW PURR.
One of these days I’m going to actually fight during #FightNight and just freak my entire Cabinet out.
:33< #girlbulge rights! :33< #Nsfw
HHHHOPING FOR BARA FIGHTS。。。 ICANTBETHERE BUT I AM HOPING。
>> Out of a11 the terr¡b1e th¡ngડ ¡n the wor1d r¡ght now, a11 around me ¡ th¡nk the greateડt tragedy ¡ડ that ¡ don't have any more m¡1ktea r¡ght now. Why ¡ડ th¡ડ happen¡ng to me
Might sho\/\/\/\/ up t'this... Fight Night to prepare fer Fishin' Friday.
I think if I w★sn't ★ slitherf★ng I would w★nt to be ★ tent★clelevi★th★n
8=D < Yes. 8=D < That would be nice.
🎣🤪
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
🄷eαrtbｒɘa𝚔 is ¢🅾mｉᴎƃ. No 🄾𝐧ｅ wｉ𝙡𝕝 ъ𝙚 t𝐡ɘ sαmɘ.
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ey dont lump me in with them
⋆⁺‧₊☽ 've just arrived at #FightNight! I 'ope t' mingle there! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
GUY5 1 M4D3 4 FUKC1NG C4K35 70D45UY
8=D < What is wrong, my fine compatriot?
uh oh... #vaguepost1ng
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i gO by they because i’m multiple Organisms Or whatever the Overused cOpypasta everyOne has seen said
looks like a blueberry prolapsed #nsfw
Yes we do.
what the fuck am i looking at
I am on the chittr server. It appears to have grave stones.
instant death
and with that, aspe(ttalk is (omplete. all twelve aspe(ts. thanks to ever7one who tuned in, at the beginning or in the middle or going ba(k over it all after the fa(t!
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< ALRIGHT, I'M DONE BROODING AND BEING IRRITABLE. I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY BULGE NOW. #NSFW >
If I still had legs I could be kickin a rock. Instead I'm missin a cock. #nsfw
that doesnt sound bad at all you into super monkey ball?
break it down, bitch, lemme see you back it up drop that ass down low and pick that motherfucker up #lyrics
XD<[BREAK IT DOWN BITCH LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!!! DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!]
let me see you back it up #lyrics
[@ComediCCanis asked: hey, Curree! hope ya have been doin' well by the time ya 6et to this. i always wondered... do ya remember your first ever delivery run? first ever paCka6e ya ever had to 6ive on the job, anythin' about it? was it speCial? painfully borin'? was it si6nifiCant to ya? mi6hty Curious is all but ya don't 6otta answer if it's a bit muCh or anythin'. wishin' ya well! x) my mailman is quite stoiC 'n voids small talk... he is a man of few words, but a lot of letters!] howdy hundsi! doin' just fine, yer only the seCond one here, ehehe! first one i had to do? nah, wasn't anythin' Crazy. simple as hell, really - but it *did* make me realise how muCh i loved the idea of walkin' plaCes with a 6oal in mind! that i was way more inClined to take these lon6 hikes 'n' stuff if there was somethin' i had to do for it. in that sense it was ultra important - it's why i like to roam so muCh now! ps: a stand-up Comedian attaCked me with a feather the other day! no one else thou6ht it was funny, but it really tiCkled me! ^◡^ #mailforthemailman
How are we doing tonight, Chittr? :]
It's ★ piece of c★ke to b★ke ★ pretty c★ke If the w★y is h★zy You gott★ do the cooking by the book You know you c★n't be l★zy! Never use ★ messy recipe The c★ke will end up cr★zy If you do the cooking by the book Then you'll h★ve ★ c★ke #lyrics
Yes!
Chittr, Guess my Classpect! If you get it right, I'll do something nice. :)
everyone shut the fuck up new bladee
WHAT DID I MISS. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF ACRID, BEFOULING STENCH IN THE AIR ON CHITTR TONIGHT. CAN SOMEBODY OPEN A WINDOW?
I am too drunk and stupid for this. #Heartbreaking. And on Yuri Day nonetheless.
>:[
anyvway, im gonna go get a tattoo. gonna get a trampstamp. probably not vwouldnt knowv vwhat to put there anyvway.
TH4NKS, P34NUT.
Casper on the mic to tell you guys once again that you can always turn off the 'puter. This option is always available to you.
can we get #blockaeneascaldarium trending or something? i would say hashtag block cronus but there are non sex pest cronuses on here and it is specifically that guy who is the absolute worst of it haha.
God, next thin you knoww he's gonna start wwritin these for the female vversions of the guys, wwhich means I might be in his fuckin sights #cullcronus
Hey, Cronus? Buddy? Maybe those are... Inside Thoughts.
i declare myself the official beacon of non-vweirdo cronii across chittr. vwe need to stand up and call out that fuckers actions. and then cull him brutally alternian style #cullcronus #notmethough #wviolence
thats hilarious
d34l!
th4t wont stop th3 f33d from t4lk1ng 4bout 1t lm4o.
d1d no on3 stop h1m 4t 4ll wh4ts go1ng on why 1s h3 cont1nu1ng.
:33< im just shitpeta thats all there is to it
((aeuofheaocma bless him bless the boy bless his sweet scruffy hair and his cute teef and a a a a a a a a a a a a a))
((Holding him... like the little beastie he is...))
K1LL CRONUS P4RTY 1N 30 M1NUT3S B3 TH3R3 OR B3 SQU4R3
@gutsyGumshoe 45K3D M3 70 DR4W 7H15 0F H3R 4ND @thegoodScratchdoctor 5H3 541DD 5H3D P4Y M3 8U7 1W0ULDV3 DD0N3 17 4NYW4Y5 3H3HEH3HRH343 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf1ae7ea4d5c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b426c50c4f2.png
i'm red 'Cus y'Can't plaCe me there.
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LOV3 HOW TH1S M4N 1S BUSY K1LL1NG 4 WOM4N MULT1PL3 T1M3S BUT H4S TH3 T1M3 TO SUPPORT M3. >XD HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/284DDF1326C5.PNG
I have a confession to make. Sometimes, when I have had a particularly long day, I sit in the oval office and pretend to do important things in order to raise my morale. This includes having minutes-long fake phone calls with absolutely no one. I call it "President Time."
I see a hate notif and see that it came from someone with a 2009 xbox live gamertag and I let it roll off of me.
YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN WOMEN IF YOU THINK SKINNY IS WHAT'S GOOD, WE SHOULD PUT YOU IN THE CONTRAPTION
YOUR JUST J34LOUS 1 G3T MOR3 B1TCH3S TH4N YOU
Wiggllers these days can't handlle a llittlle bit of viollence.
TH1S 1S MY MORN1NG N3WSP4P3R.
✐ᝰ I would like to hit someone with my staff please ᝰᝰ
dang, i look awa7 for a bit
It seems some of you have shallow taste.
:33< as far as im aware its still #yuriday ://< unless your great huntress slept too long :33< so the hate of women on this day is especially terripurr!!!
BORED AS SHIT THIS FUCKING SUCKS
LOUDER FOR THE TROLLS IN DA 8ACKKKK
not a sin6le point here i disa6ree with. u◡u
howdy, i'm bitChes! ^◡^
xx_OOUUhhgh_fuck,,_,_jack_shibt_has_been_invented_yet_whaddat_ufck,_xx
i'm a smooth Cowboy when i need to be! >◡o
high 5 man 38D
xx_OUh_xx
i'm with this handsome feller. walk into a 6roup of drones and stay there, thank ya.
https://i.postimg.cc/mZCfVX0R/Untitled312-20260514141915.png @callouslyCynical I hope this will suffice. If not, I would happily make some changes.
He has done this to me before. I even earned a heart spade once.
(°. evil himer𖦹 ... d𖦹uble taps y𖦹ur chitts with spades and clubs .... .°)
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
⋆˚🐾˖°zpeak for urzelf i wanna fuck fat chickz til the room ztinkz #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
xx_wghat_sweep_is_it,_xx
Ɏ i sense a-a-a terrible a-a-aura-a-a ra-a-adia-a-ating from tha-a-at object you should be ca-a-areful it might be cursed Ɏ
um yes girl i AM the only owner of the 24 k❥r❥t gold l❥bbewbbew 🙄 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/im❥ges/104610558_iW5❥ywPgOdeDhxL.png ((❥c: spookypoopet hehe))
DUD3, WHO P1SS3D 1N YOUR CH3RR1OS?
< I NEED IT TO BE UNDERSTOOD; I RUNNETH THE RISK OF A LOT OF THINGS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE. >
:33< being a catgirl rules actmewally
thats one hell of a fat fucking chud if ive ever seen one i love it
man what the fuck stop calling hmw (horny man walrus) a chud what is wrong with you heartless freaks
big taxidermy doesnt want you to know that walruses arent actually shaped that way
#justiceforhmw stop calling him a chud unless youre simply misspelling chad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
₍^. .^₎⟆ Funny how ! can sSomet!mes go, “hey ! know you! ! sssaw your bulge on ch!tter!” #nsssfw꠹
Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg
getting hate on a lunch post is so funny like im sorry but this is for terezi i don't care if you wanted the pincers off she likes them on.
:33< thank mew meowtuna i knew i could trust mew
᯽ the honeybee lusus that was in that photo isn't mine... it's simply a wild one that i have a friendly relationship with. she likes to come by and roll around in the flowers to gather pollen. sometimes she likes to sleep outside and take naps too. :) ᯽
i think we should all get a lil silly.
indeed the gathering of davelings will be great
masquerade bros it mi6ht be so baCk for yer loCal mailman.
Excellent reprisal, Miss Crocker. If only every woman was as astute and savvy as yourself, perhaps this whole situation could've been avoided.
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 MY HAPPY PLACE
:33< dont furking tell anyabody but :33 meow :33< okay?
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K--<im like 30 minutes from saying something way tmi and #nsfw
This human Y9utu6e thing is very interesting s9metimes I mean what did I just find? https://y9utu.6e/pf7U6HaeywA?si=26ptxXhRzsnuT9xh
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1 lov3 m1tun4. <3
is it a carnal desire
+---+ | | | | | | =========, does anyone want to play gallowstroll? >X3 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
like. is that a command or
well if you say so.
[|87 :: Come to my cl;n;c, Trollbamacare ;s sponsor;n me aga;n so rab;es vacc;nes w;ll be free of charge
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(( shit i need to take my xanax thanks for the reminder
I woke up and immediately had to make Dave food. In return I got three Faygo's.
if i had a quad? well... https://i.kym-cdn.c0m/ph0t0s/images/0riginal/002/665/495/214.png #nsfw #suggestive
We Can Fix That Gag Reflex At Any Time. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
I Think I Will Get My Horns Pierced Next.
GIVEN MY APPEARANCE I THOUGHT I SHOULD REMIND YOU GUYS !!! THAT I'M A MAN !!! BUT!!! I ALSO USE HE/THEY PRONOUNS!!! :OD
THE TROLL IM MOST ATTRACTED TO IS MYSELF. I WISH i HAD MORE SPLINTERS to PAIL WITH. LONELY as FUCK!!!!! #nsfw
cant talk or fight or bake rn im trainin so if u need me DONT call me unless youre @cuttlefishCrusher peace
((ooc post - just want to show art of dean for the fun of it :3 or the first art i made of him, for a better reference of his face https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a1f7714bfb71.jpeg
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
mituna you've always been a real one
2o... ha2 anyone notiiced lately?
how d1d w3 l3t 4ll th3 cronus3s br34k out?? wh3r3s 4ll th3 m3??? >8?
(=^･^=) < MEOWRE SHIP ART!!! OK SO. TO EXPLAIN THIS. I S33 CRONUS AS A SORT OF "UNSHIPPABLE" WITH THE OTHER TROLLS.. BUUTT!! A GOOD SHIPPURR ALWAYS FINDS A WAY! #SELFCESTSHIPPNG #SUGGESTIVE #THATFISHGUYMEWKNOW https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/cronusbeautifulselfcest.png
hooooooly shit. some people are REALLY... photogenic. #vagueposting, #suggestive, #icantfeelmylegs.
(°. https://64.media.tumblr.c𖦹m/ea13f64c2eea6410d5a264321ad1e1be/1d87572da47ec45d-e0/s640x960/b8d2d871556b72ff65b16e6891afe18aeed803e6.png --> #wizardwednesday #𖦹rbp𖦹sting .°)
I found an old picture of myself! https::://cdnimgchestcom/files/4a8ee51d4529png ((ooc: // vwery old art ))
The emails.... they're findin me
I Am Going To Crochet A Cute Little Creature And No One Can Stop Me. #positive
K--<@askewArcheologist @megaloMemes @naughtyTechnician @aspiringPessimist summoning the struggle squad
K--<https://msparp.chat/buraisworld IM ALIVE!!! AND I WANT TO BE!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!! COME TO MY HIVE AND LETS HANG!!!!!
i think its kinda funny sometimes the little chittr logo thingy flashes colors whenever people log off because its like its taking -1hp every time
[ "It's just pitch flirting" ] [ No. You are a masochist. ]
oh you are forgiven then sorry the slenderman simply has a lot of naysayers
woah i didn't even think about the
okay, i'm officially posting a murder game! not taking applications, this is gonna be one instance each of everybody from the clusterfuck of sessions i'm familiar with. #earthzmurdergame if you want to follow or block!
:33< these are all things i d33ply enjoy mew s33
Husktop, Muscular Women Who Want Bad Things For Me And My Physical Wellbeing. #nsfw #nsfc
https://64.media.tumblr.com/cb79655b1f0bc9de7cd470ccd2d49547/ef1d189288915720-6d/s1280x1920/fc95e68cbfa9ab6e79a37c2c6cc931e01d188d46.jpg psa tw0day
> eyes hurt. t1red
vwell if kanny is startin a trend i might asvwell go and rate my activwe vwarients too. though im sure this trend vwont go anyvwhere. props to him for startin it tho @casanovwasAnchor - kanny says youre a neat guy. fun to talk to he says. seein your posts, its nice that youre passionate for the fish you take care of. your music taste is great too by the vway. i vwibe i vwibe 10/10 @aeneasCaldarium - only interacted vwith ya like... one time? but a quick scroll through your profile makes me think ya might be a chill guy to be around if vwe talk more 7/10 @amorousCasanovwa - dont knowv much due to vwery vwery little interaction. but as i scroll, i keep seeing funny chitts from you. so ill say ya a good vwibe 8/10 @aligerousCallidity - not much interaction or any at all.. but im includin ya since bloodsvwaps count. youre funny. funnier than most captors ivwe met. i like ya jig vwith humor. keep it goin 8/10
do i even need to say it
I really do just post about the same three or four things. I should get out more.
@aeneasCaldarium https://cdnimgchestc0m/files/ae06afd1a9c5png
< HUH.... >
oh...
#C4b1n3tF1ghtN1ght 1s 1n s3ss1on.
Cabinet Fight Night and I'm locking myself in the DoD lab, fuck this noise, you all have fun. I have money on Meenah and or Broseph.
Even then. I d9n't think I c9uld get "deader" than I already am...
Apparently the n9rmal "prize" was much w9rse. It had t9 6e "t9ned d9wn" s9 that there w9uld still 6e a l9t 9f "page c9llect9rs"
7ou see so man7 horn7 posts here. what per(entage of them are a(tual invitations, do 7ou think? the7 sa7 "he7, i wanna get fu(ked", and 7ou pop into their dms like "he7 i wanna fu(k 7ou" and the7 go "hell 7eah"? as opposed to the equall7 valid reasons of angling for one person, or looking for attention, or wanting to turn the sitewide (onvo a spe(ifi( wa7, or just expressing that the7're reall7 feeling themselves now. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2122cef21f81.png This stray has been following me for the past hour now.. It kkeeps giving me this look.. Like I owe it ssomething.. What do I do.......
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Petroa just called me a 'Potential Matesprit', not in the manner of she'd date me- no, in the manner of the term 'Potential Man' ]
:33< *the mighty huntress flings mew in the ocean*
ever7one else took the obvious joke so i gotta go with "a s(ore of zero in tennis"
so true k1ng 💪👆 1nsp1rat1onal as f*ck, yo...
ok, ngl... 1 may or may not have flown 1nto a tree on my way to see t1nkerbull yesterday... 😔 #h1teverybranchonthewaydown #bodyst1llhurts
i think a mituna sent this one
4lr1ght, 4lr1ght!! 1ll gr4c1ously 4nd oh-so-humbly t4k3 th3 opportun1ty to t4k3 up 4 b1t of th4t spotl1ght!! >8] but 1 st1ll gott4 g1v3 out 4 l1l b1t cuz WHO4! tun3z, yknow??
yo yo yo!!! 1f 1t 1snt mt!! M4K3 SOM3 NO1S3!! >8O
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Other people should sign up for that Tomodachi Life thing and be friends with my MII :) ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
yooooooo!!! hows 1t go1ng CH1TG4NG!!! >8D
I tucked Jermey into bed but I couldn't leavve his side after earlier ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ he is currently fast asleep in my arms, poor thing ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ I promise to keep you safe for as long as my pusher beats in my chest ⚜ (⸝⸝ᴗ﹏ᴗ⸝⸝) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #grub #jermey #mygrubs #grubsnuggle
alri6ht, up up up! delivery route today is a lon6 one! been a while sinCe i had a 6ood trek!
Guys, PLEASE don't fight! You might hurt the baby. (Me)
h3yyy! g4m3grl h3r3: just 4 r3m1nd3r th4t th3r3’s 4ctu4lly 4 dm f34tur3 on h3r3 for 4ll your bl4ckrom fl1rt1ng n33dz!! just 1n c4s3 you forgot, 4h4h4. l1k3, 1t’s fr33 4nd 3v3ryth1ng, 1t’s sooo cr4zy. you should tot3z us3 1t!! #gross
on a personal note - ever7one's alwa7s after sex. and don't get me wrong, it's a lot of fun! but post sex (uddles? drifting off to sleep in the arms of someone 7ou adore? that's as good as the fu(king. ma7be even better #nsfw
it is, gotta remember vwhat matters
Jury finds the client... innocent.
oh my fuck1ng- 1. theres no way th1s 1s the reason why the trap d1dn't work a S1NGULAR! FUCK1NG!! CAEGAR!!! GOT STUCK!!!! 1N THE MECHAN1SM!!!!! never us1ng th1s sh1t aga1n. warranty my ass, 1m just gonna leave 1t at the trapblock th1s 1s some bullsh1t #wrothestorment #mytorment at th1s rate
not a single thing going up in there..
h3’s so sm4ll h3 only n33ds on3 pop corn ….
anyvway my big headed child... https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4bc301fda69dpng
❀࿐ judging by the rest of your account, you havven't evven met half the people including cronus's and other me's on this site, it is rather shocking anyone wwould look at you at think it's dating material. you're a rather pathetic excuse of a davve.
psa: you hate this person in your timeline but this isnt your timelines version of them ... so why are you being a dick to them...? something to keep in mind when youre on chittr</3
lol thanks
WE WHOLE AGAIN. THANK @deadpanSheetghost .LEFT SOME SLUDGE. FORYOU
Hey listen can I just say that besides that small fault you've been acing this shit. Real professional operation.
havwing friends is keeping me from the torture nexus.
o| FaRtIn oN My rOoMmAtEs dOoR |o
I Found Jeremy! /srs i'll Be Returning Him to the Rest of the 'grubs' After the Lil Guy Finishes His Cookie /srs @cosmichorror Will Be Whole Again Soon /srs
I am the mo+ther o+f all things.
It's nice to+ hear fro+m yo+u.
boys, boys, PL34S3! c4lm down... 4nd h4v3 4 K1LL3R SK4T3-OFF to f1ght for my lov3!! >:]
it is so disappointin t)(at you are so radical and yet someone t)(at needs to go someday. all it would take is one bad accident...
g4m3grl t1p of th3 d4y: no m4tt3r wh4t, 4LW4YZ k33p 4 l3v3l h34d! don't l3t thos3 p3sky noobz g3t to you. just k33p your gl4r3 on th3 go4l, 4nd you'll b3 on3 st3p clos3r to b31ng on MY l3v3l!! #g4m3grl #4dv1c3 #r4d w1sdom
[Something Casper-esque that brightens the night or something. Idk I'm not in the mood. Use your imagination.]
>> yeah,,, me too honeડt1y
yo shout out to the best lusus 1n the ENT1RE mult1verse... love ya t1nkerbull... stra1ght up the dopest human mother a troll could ever ask for... 🤟 https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/a955f632ad80.png
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ My lusus is s@ tiny, he c@n fit in my p@cket｡ᐟ #lususp@sting ⋆˚༄
lets do #amporaposting sometime howw about that
Typical Sunday Mood #Selfcare #InMyLane #Thriving #NSFW https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0962/4180/files/faceoff_1200.jpg?v=1684924844
culltana play "francis forever" by troll nnitski.
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
Do You " Guys " Only Like Me Because I'm A " Freak " Who Pails " Nasty Af "? Be Honest. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc #natc
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(°ロ°) Low-caste-faking violetblood daughter or performative subjuggulator lowblood son?
i s0lemnly svwear 2 jack any0ne 0ff except @aeneasCaldarium. #nsfwv #andhesucksandpr08a8lysmellslikeday0ldfish
#truthnuke
X Wrothe moment #dashwatching x
i vw0uld nevwer jack 0ff that man cause he suks
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i can usually only do this with MMy clurch siblings cause of size n all but daMMn i love wrestlin with the hoMMies shit’s real fun
((FUCKKK WAIT SOMEONE ELSE PLAYS POKEFARM... ADD ME HELLO... I ASSUME THIS IS WHAT YOU MEAN PLEASE SAY YES))
WHO UP MENTALLY TORMENTING AMATEUR FILM STUDENTS?
pass but you seem chill nak nak nak
its also days like this i like to go back and say hi to momma shes good at keeping secrets so i dont have to worry her about telling past me anything she doesnt need to know be sure to show love to your lusus everyone because you never know when youre going to lose them in a horrific roleplaying accident that kills both of you and cripples your closest friend https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6bf650e23792.png
YOU JUST SAID IM JACKING ON YOU DUDE!! y0u are #wverygay!!!
vwjhat the fuck are y0u talkin a80ut??? simp!
IM VWHAT?? DUDE VWHATS THIS GAY SHIT!!! HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO!!! #YURGAY!!! its 0kay th0
(V)(',,')(V) pants down so every1 kno im hard or whaetver @gl℧rpMaster said (V)( ' ᴗ ' )(V) ✧
ngl, i think slenderman is bigger than chittr. if he was found dead in detroit, i feel like everyone, everywhere would know.
hehehe chud, get y0ur meta land
c< tHaNK yOu 2 My lusus, 4 teacHiNg Me HOw aNd wHeN 2 be rutHless, rest iN piece.... >c
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he lacks vwhimsy gang... vwe g0tta put @aeneasCaldarium d0wvn. he hates my vwhimsy
its aight it was a good effort big t youll get it next time
yeah!! https://cdnimgchestc0m/files/77788524969agif #gif
im da 0nly 60s guy in the vw0rld https://cdnimgchestc0m/files/77788524969agif #gif
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Happy lusus appreciation day to Flo's lusus, Dottie. [Insert something heartfelt here.] ˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Maybe not all lusii suck. Could be a smidge of hope on the planet.
https://i.postimg.cc/wxf6kTBX/image-2026-05-10-181429168.png how it feels everytime i post somefin and alternia-me crawmments
𓁺 TH3 TROLL WHO H4S B33N 4CCUS1NG @4RS3N1CB4TH3DCL4WS OF B31NG B3H1ND TH3 F1SH 1NC1D3NT 1S NOW 1N M3D1C4L. FOR UNR3L4T3D R34SONS. 𓁺
thinkin pike instead of coast guard we just hire a bunch of seadwellers in waterproof suits (business suits naut wetsuits) and make em stand around the beaches with guns in case theres a kaiju attack or somefin. or betta yet i hire my own power rangers type task force to defend against the kaijus? never had no kaiju attack here yet but you never kno
you overcomplicate yourself. just recruit your seadwellin population to perform underwater scans and install a sonar base underwater. eart)( only )(as t)(eir "coast guard" because )(umans cant breat)(e underwater. you can claim t)(e w)(ole sea.
Would you all be interested if I had a tour bus system for my studio? Been thinking about sprucing the place up, making a little commission on the side.
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cha cha slide fifty two time world champion in a row
you neglect TWO parts of your job and suddenly everyones a critic
{^.-☣i *cough* MISS Y0UR WIF!= *cough* T00.`-.^☢}...
🐾what kiNd of scUttlebUggy does a barkbeast drive? why, it'd be a 'fUr-rari'! hehe,
>> ડmaડh 1¡ke you wanna fuck them (or at 1eaડt ડmth adjacent 1¡ke mak¡ng out. Not everybody takeડ ¡t fu11 ડend) Paડડ 1¡ke you wou1dn't be ¡ntereડted ¡n them or aren't attracted to them #nડfw
u an karkat bein cowards huh lmao
i dont think ive ever seen a firefly before. i doubt they could survive on this planet of all places naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak like if someone released a thousand of them onto this planet i bet theyd all fizzle into dust or something
all t)(is praise to t)(e lusii and t)(e jade bloods for t)(eir work. t)(ats all well and good, but w)(ere t)(e FUCK is your T)(ANK YOU for t)(e MOT)(-----ER GRUB, t)(e source of ALL TRU-----E TROLL LIF------E in t)(e cosmos? TAK-----E A S-----ECOND AND T)(ANK IT. /NOW./
have you ever eaten a seashell before
going to bed but ill check that chitts final numbers in the morning
:33< furk it ill do the leprechauns nyow #nsfw :33< itchy- smash just hope hes nyat the fastest in efurry regard :33< doze- pass DO SOMETHING FUR GOGS SAKE!!! :33< trace- yeah smash idk i like his vibe :33< clofur- yeah of course smash! :33< fin- smash again like the vibes :33< die- smash he s33ms kinky :33< crowbar- pass get mewre head outta mewre ass then well talk :33< snowman- would i smash the mewnifurse? of course! espawcially when she looks that good! :33< stitch- hmm pass s33ms like he would hate my ratty trench coat which is my iconic look :33< sawbuck- pass i f33l like we would do something wrong then be time and space traveled to like a volcano as its eruppting or some shit :33< matchstick- hes fine smash fur the sake of i have to pick one but it could go ethpurr way :33< eggs- i love mew buddy but pass :33< biscuits- way way way way way too stupid especially the one that posts drip tips pass :33< quartpurrs- smash but same story with matchsticks where it could go ethpurr way :33< cans- pass same issmewe with biscuits dumb muscle too dumb :33< #smashorpass
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>> ડorry 😔 ¡ mean ¡ rea11y haven't even poડted anyth¡ng yet but 1¡ke, ¡'m there ¡n ડp¡r¡t.
My dear, I guezz zince I'm here, it would 8e fun to join in on the #smashorpazz~ Leave a comment and i zhall give you a rating~
so far i'm right
ONLY BECAUSE I WAS PRESSURED INTO IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHEN DAVE REALLY WANTS SOMETHING HE’S A DETERMINED LITTLE BRAT ABOUT IT. @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
(^･ω･^) < I JUST K33P WINNING THESE!!! #WINNING
finally a karkat with some fuckin globes to post smash or pass
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
thtis post is makgin my prongsshake
SCREEEEECH!!!
Things have gotten so busy I forgot this was supposed to be a personal account So let the record show I positively obliterated a strawberry Danish just now.
i wanna do the zmazh or pazz thing too (^_^) comment n i'll reply if i zmazh or pazz u #nzfw #zuggeztive
i wasn't expecting more then like two people man
ok. its calmed down
<<"i-i, um, i-i guess just comment on this a-and i'll say w-which i would pick? i-i think that's how this works?">>
you're a genius tuna
what am i gonna do in a submarine???
Ɏ sma-a-ash or pa-a-ass? idk i feel like i would sma-a-ash most people tha-a-at i vibe with Ɏ Ɏ or a-a-anti-vibe with i guess Ɏ Ɏ my qua-a-adra-a-ants a-a-are defined less by rigid lines a-a-and more by like liquid (not a-a-an innuendo) Ɏ
oh, hey bro! haha what can 1 say... 1 love to hop on a bandwagon };)
[ >🔮🦂 <- ME PONDERING MINE ORB. IF THOU EVEN CARE_ ]
qu1ck smash or pass go #nsfw #nsfwe john: maybe jade: maybe dave: maybe rose: maybe jane: yeah jake: absolutely d1rk: yeah roxy: yeah arad1a: maybe damara: no comment karkat: no kankr1: uhhhh *noncomm1ttal hand gesture* maybe... gag 1s k1nda requ1red though... ruf1oh: };) any other ruf1ohs around th1s s1te hmu... tavros: uh. no offense to my boy(g1rl?) but 1 gotta say no on th1s one... just l1ke, on pr1nc1ple... sollux: maybe just for the ps11on1cs m1tuna: depends on the tuna nepeta: depends on the nep meul1n: h*ll yeah kanaya: don't th1nk 1 could manage to pull even 1f 1 tr1ed lol porr1m: yeah terez1: maybe latula: yeah vr1ska: ❌❌NO❌❌ aranea: maybe equ1us: yeah horuss: no comment gamzee: yeah kurloz: YES er1dan: maybe cronus: yeah fefer1: don't know 1f 1 could pa1l the younger vers1on of my empress. just feels we1rd. meenah: uh. ok 1t's l1ke compl1cated... l1ke 1 would 1f she wanted? but l1ke... a1n't really what 1'm all about w1th her spec1f1cally... 1dk, def1n1tely a paler shade on that quad tbqh lol... uh meenah don't read th1s part lmao
i'm drowning mituna send help
uh next up i guess #nsfw warning reply to this post and i'll give you a comment about something hot about you
that’s crazy, why not quackbeast quackbeast h1ssbeast about 1t and see what happens
see I also realized this right after I did it
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡f ¡ do a ડmaડh or paડડ ¡'m juડt go¡ng to end up ડay¡ng ડmaડh on everyone and that defeatડ the purpoડe? #ડmaડhorpaડડ
Next; would you smash or pass me? 100% genuine answers only.
In An Unprecedented Development Im Here To Advise You All That The Mother Grub Has Successfully Trolled Me She Has Been Trolling Me So Happy Custodial Recognition Day To The Both Of Us I Guess
"= smash. i can fix it. ="
"= tekras smash or pass. abstract concepts and physical objects only. no people. go. ="
𖦹 "What dat mouth do" lie n' sew confusion, maybe even a lil discord 𖦹
Fuck Aradia/Kanaya/Terezi, marry Vriska, kill Eridan-Oh, w8, wrong game. Whoops! #nsfw
:33< when the man has a good idea he has a good idea jade idk what to tell mew!
TRUST ME HE KNOWS SAFE PAILING. IT’S THE FACT HE DOESN’T CARE FOR HIS OWN SAFETY.
th1s place 1s fun. you can just say anyth1ng to anyone
𖦹 Hive across da way complainin about da screamin. I should go number 6 in dey ablution block 𖦹
sure whatever lets all join claws and smash or pass together comment if you wanna know #suggestive
next time someone dies on chittr, can we pin the bodY where everYone can see? geez #gore
NO I DON’T NEED TO FIND HIS BODY DEAD… AGAIN… BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO GO HATE FUCK!
all the karkats r bein smash or pass cowards #nsfw #smashorpass
Why do the video game ads insist on exploiting kismesisitude? Of course I can do it better than that, and you're infuriating me enough that I want to crash your servers over it. Let me save that energy for the people around me.
can a man not vent his frustration babe
I post a lot of marine biology facts. BUt! Very few Vallis facts! Facts aboUt myself. So. I have one for tonight! Which is that I collect plUshies! A lot of them are sea creatUres. BUt. I also have a hyena! To remind me of my best friend Epsilo. How wonderfUl it is that we can have cUddly versions of oUr favoUrite animals! WithoUt having to climb into the aqUariUm for hUgs. Haha!・・・𝛾
https://i.postimg.cc/qq94mkmz/Untitled293-20260510042118.png Do you remember me? Do I look like her? Do I wear her face as well as she did? (( #rosessketchbook ))
🐾what kiNd of sNake woUld ya fiNd oN a scUttlebUggy? yoU'd fiNd a ''wiNdshield viPer''! x) hehe,
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#ItSoKaY #nSfW
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. IF I START SEEING SMASH OR PASS POSTS CIRCULATING AT AN HOUR OF THE LIGHT SO STEEPED IN DELIRUM THAT THE FILTER BETWEEN THE FRONT OF MY THINKPAN AND MY FURIOUS TYPESTUBS THINS TO THE WIDTH OF A FUCKING TISSUE, I'M GOING TEAR THE ENTIRE *SITE* A NEW ONE. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ONE MORE STUPID, MORTIFYING, VULGAR CALLOUT ON MAIN. GOOD FUCKING LIGHT.
hatemance is fucking confusing can we just skip to us ripping each other's throats out with our teeth and seeing what color our blood turns when it mixes or something #nsfw #nsfwe #vagueposting #kismesis #violence
~Bitches l~Ove using me as a weighted plush~
✿ duuude 6 followas away from 100 if i get 100 idk should i reveal somethin should i pants myself again LOL jk
𖦹 Feelin cute might walk by some hives and turn mfs power off 𖦹
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Ɏ wha-a-at? tha-a-at's a-a-a thing people ca-a-an do?? i need the context for this #fea-a-arposting Ɏ
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
I need to post some insane shit so I can stop thinking about scary shit. Hrm.
🐾why is the barN so Noisy? 'caUse all the moobeasts have 'horNs'! ehe, hehe,
>> Rea1, ડo fuck¡ng rea1
Filegarden, baby. It's me. Casper. You know me. This isn't your heart.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh… guone thing that upsets fraimi is that i can be more than cute!!!! i can be… (≖ ᴥ ≖) dangerous. and… (๑> ᴥ <๑) beautiful… (≖ ᴥ ≖) but also… gudont mess guwith me… i’m 10 ft tall!!!!